the wrong kind of pr0n

<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> dear god, you know you've downloaded the wrong kind of pr0n when there's women talking in german, and a horse is present.
<Busta.Nuts.&.Volts.[EESM.Star.]> lmao
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> that just can't go well..
</\/\artin> for the latter reason, agreed
</\/\artin> but the german is kinda hot sometimes
<Busta.Nuts.&.Volts.[EESM.Star.]> wow byte thats um gross n a half
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> but dude, if the german gal is takin' a horse's schlong, there's not many men left who could satisfy her....
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> it'd be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway
</\/\artin> or do you actually mean "talking", not moaning/screaming... like are they discussing politics... because if so, yeah, wrong type of porn
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> rofl
<Busta.Nuts.&.Volts.[EESM.Star.]> where you dling pron from here or ares ares is by far the grossest stuff i promise you there we over here have clearly labled gross shit you can avoid lol
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> well, considering I don't speak german (but I can recognize it)...
</\/\artin> we? ... more like "you" @ busta
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> amen
<Busta.Nuts.&.Volts.[EESM.Star.]> byte you just admitted you dl pron here by that description
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> busta, in case you haven't ever seen me discuss my pr0n downloading before, now you fuckin' have.
<Busta.Nuts.&.Volts.[EESM.Star.]> i clear off about 2gb of OMGWWYT porn every 3 or so days lol
</\/\artin> 2gb per 3 days... so that's like what... about 25% of your time spent watching porn? either that or it just collects
<Busta.Nuts.&.Volts.[EESM.Star.]> um
<Busta.Nuts.&.Volts.[EESM.Star.]> um
<Busta.Nuts.&.Volts.[EESM.Star.]> stfu
<Busta.Nuts.&.Volts.[EESM.Star.]> it collects
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> busta is busted.
</\/\artin> is that the same as "yes, damn, wish I hadn't disclosed that fact" ?
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> plain and simple.

You Scared Kenny! You Bastard!

<mouser> i have a crazy idea
<hadez> does it involve dildos and chickenmeat?
<Lashiec> kidnap Gina Trapani?
<app103> lol
<mouser> how about one of these 5 millions fucking linux hackers and 5 million fucking companies using apache hire someone to fucking fix that fucking POS to report why the server dies
<mouser> how fucking insanely hard is that
<hadez> POS?
<mouser> PIECE OF SHIT
<Lashiec> lol
<hadez> lol
<mouser> im going to lose my fucking mind with this shit
<mouser> how do you build an entire fucking industry of web servers
<mouser> and not fucking design a way of figuring out
<mouser> how to gracefully catch problems on a server
<mouser> or at least fucking figure out what caused the problem post-facto
<mouser> next time someone tells me that joke about if cars were built like ms windows
<mouser> im going to tell them the fucking joke about how if cars were built with linux
<mouser> when it breaks you bring it in to be serviced
<mouser> and the repair guys says:
<mouser> gee, what makes you think we can figure out why it stopped working?
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<mouser> $&*()^$&*()$^&*()$^&*()$^
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<mouser> KEN!
<mouser> lol
<wordz> hahahahaha
<wordz> roflmao
<Lashiec> rofl
<wordz> OMG
<wordz> OMG
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<Lashiec> look what you did, you scared Ken!
<Lashiec> :P

Ken's Operation

<Ken`> I had an operation
<Ken`> lots and lots of differences
<Ken`> the question will be
<Ken`> does the pain decrease now while everything except my healing stay the same
<Nighted> and will the new penis stay fully erect?
<Nighted> or will it be bent in the middle....
<Ken`> it's straight, but covered with metal and screws

Windows 2025

<app> just 2025, windows will be an entirely updated 3d version of ms bob
<app> you will have to wear a glove to pull 3d boxes of software off of shelves to launch an app
<app> you will have to flick a virtual light switch on a desktop wall to turn your pc off
<app> and a little dog will ask you if you really want to do that
<cn28h> and the dog will even hump your leg for you
<app> and in the corner of your screen, a little cat will be shedding fur all over a chair to show how fragmented your hd is
<cn28h> haha
<app> and there will be a little window in your virtual desktop room that you can see outside to tell the local weather...wasting valuable system resources to change from night to day, phases of the moon, rain, snow, sunshine, clouds, etc
<app> and when your pc gets infected with some spyware, a peeping tom will look in through the window at you
<app> and a virus? cat pukes all over the place
</\/\artin> and it'll require a new room in your house to store the ram chips needed
<app> and the dog gets rabies
<app> notepad will be a sheet of paper on a virtual desk in which you have to write everything you want to with your finger on your screen
</\/\artin> lol
<app> and the letters will all dance & sing for you
<app> with drm protected sound files that will cost you mega bucks to either replace or disable
<app> and you will pay $1.99/minute to use this OS...taken directly from your paycheck b4 you get it

Too Quiet

</\/\artin> it's too quiet in here again
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ 4²ºAOD4²º > more tits needed :P
</\/\artin> I think so yeah, we need like a supermodel at the door just trying to lure people in
</\/\artin> then once they come in, we can break their legs so they can't ever leave
</\/\artin> and since then, they won't need their legs... we can cut them off
</\/\artin> and sell them to the cannibals, using the model to pay for the supermodel
</\/\artin> so the solution is self sustaining
</\/\artin> using the money*
</\/\artin> just an idea.
Jeff has entered
</\/\artin> Hi Jeff
<Jeff> yo
Jeff has left
</\/\artin> what a lovely guy
Fº×Rå¢è® has left
</\/\artin> right... no one else is allowed to leave

Just Fill Out the 420 Complaint Form

adam has entered
<adam> hello
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> hi adam
<adam> hello how are you
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> not so bad and you ?
<adam> ok
<adam> can i ask you one thing
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> yes
</\/\artin> one, or two things?
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> technically thats two because <adam> can i ask you one thing was one thing
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> lol you so seen where i was headed
<adam> i got band for no reason on karaoke disco gold
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> you mean banned?
<adam> yes
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> could it be the host is a bit of a moron because he likes karaoke
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> i have no idea
<adam> my pc was cuting in and out of the room and it was not me doing
<adam> it
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> well maybe you got a short stay ban
<adam> bye bye everybody
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> bye adam
<adam> does anybody no how to get the latest version of winmx please
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º>
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> opps wrong site
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º>
<adam> thanks
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º>
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> direct link
<adam> the version i have is 3.54 beta
<adam> is that up to date or not
<TSC[55]; ¤tTÞ¤ ßôkî> yes
<adam> in some rooms my pc keeps cuting me out of the room how can i fix it
</\/\artin> there's nothing you can actually do about that, it's the effects of the delayed y2k bug
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> ive heard that flea powder can be used for some bugs
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> not sure about the y2k one tho
<adam> so why did she bannd me when it was not me it not fare
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> she just said because your names adam
</\/\artin> women have these times during a month where nature isn't fair on them, they subsequently take it out on the men
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> and you being the first man adam have it worse than me
</\/\artin> indeed
<adam> what she like is she real or w
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> have you thought about writing a complaint adam
<adam> how do you do that please
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> have you looked in you winmx folder to see if you have the 420 Complaint form?
<adam> why does she not like my name better then some names
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> because shes a meanie
</\/\artin> sounds too much like damn
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> did you find the form?
</\/\artin> try "Billy", I think you will get in with Billy
</\/\artin> no wait, that sounds like something else she won't like at this difficult time of the month for her
<adam> not yet don't no w to look for it
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> well you cant make a formal complaint without iy
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> it*
<adam> i wish someone would bannd her to see how it feels for her to have it on
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> just find the form adam
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> hi 55
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> and boki
<¤/¥\~\/~]Ф-ßôkî> Hi Matt :-P
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> if you find the complaint form and fill it in adam i can give it to the queen of winmx
</\/\artin> is cast iron spoon a synonym for ass?
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> shes sleeping at the moment
<¤/¥\~\/~]Ф-ßôkî> lol
<¤/¥\~\/~]Ф-ßôkî> no Martin
</\/\artin> because, as matt says, she's sleeping at the moment and that would be a horrible way to be woken up
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> yes
<¤/¥\~\/~]Ф-ßôkî> and yes she does posses a cast iron spoon
<¤/¥\~\/~]Ф-ßôkî> <------ always musts her nushi
<adam> still looking have not found the form yet
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> adam look in your winmx folder there should be several complaint forms including one for someone pissing up your leg
</\/\artin> adam, if you rename yourself to "clive", she will let you in
</\/\artin> it's just your current name, it sounds too much like damn
ßôkî has entered
<WB> ßôkî (I used to have a funny quote, but it was too embarrassing)
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> clive is a good name
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> i bet she wouldnt ban you with clive as a name
</\/\artin> no way, who would ban a clive
</\/\artin> I wouldn't
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> and darryl is good latter in the day
</\/\artin> Herbert always gets in this room
<ßôkî> bloody wrong nushi
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> lol
¤/¥\~\/~]Ф-ßôkî has left
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> nushi thats another name you could try Adam because she does like kareoke
<adam> why can she bannd use but we cannot bannd her why that
<ßôkî> o.O
<ßôkî> guys
<ßôkî> what r u on about?
</\/\artin> it's because she has a bigger left toe
</\/\artin> the ones with the bigger left toes can ban
</\/\artin> but the ones with little left toes (you adam) cannot ban, just be banned
</\/\artin> you see... these room owners, they have a device attached to their left toe
</\/\artin> and the small ones don't fit, so they cannot ban
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> its because of you name adam just look in your winmx folder for the 420 complaint form fill it in and ill pass it on to the queen
<adam> do you think that right i don't
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> get the form adam
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> or change you name to clive or herbert
<adam> i'll try it soon
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> do it now adam before the queen wakes up she gets too busy for only one room bans latter in the day
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> you really dont want to keep the queen waiting
<adam> i have being out with my remale for 4 years today live it up today
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> <adam> i have being out with my remale for 4 years today live it up today ... your lying adam its been longer according to computer records
<adam> going to get drunk soon thank god for beer
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> Your google search for adam tells sex lies returned 1200000 results displaying top 3 url's
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º>
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º>
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º>
<ßôkî> pmal
<..Ñøßߥ..> whats a remale?
<ßôkî> *s
<..Ñøßߥ..> ahhh ok shemale*
<..Ñøßߥ..> i get it
<..Ñøßߥ..> lol
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> so it has been longer hasn't adam theres recods you know that
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> really you didnt think you could lie on here did you?
<adam> she just got me a rolex w
<..Ñøßߥ..> $10 ebay
<..Ñøßߥ..> ;)
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> lmao
<adam> try £3000.00
<adam> she a rich chick
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> i just asked she also said its because you were pming the girls in room
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> shes filling in her complaint form now adam
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> you should really find yours before she submits hers
<adam> who that then
<..Ñøßߥ..> i say sell the watch, lol
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> the woman who runs the room you got banned in
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> here name is sabre btw
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> and really you best find that complaint form
<..Ñøßߥ..> Sabres a chick?
<..Ñøßߥ..> lmao
<..Ñøßߥ..> now i heard it all
<adam> i don't no where it is please tell
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> omg the 420 complaint form is in the winmx complaint folder theres also another form for when someones pissing up your leg in the same folder you cant make a complaint without it
<..Ñøßߥ..> <---- try emailing them, ask for Sabre
<app> ofc sabre is a need tits to be qualified to host a tits room, don't you?
<adam> if she get it in before me whats the wast can hap
<..Ñøßߥ..> or you could go right to the horses mouth and email
<app> you het banned from winmx for life
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> omg she will ban all the adams
<app> *get
<adam> will she bannd me from all the rooms
<..Ñøßߥ..> and then theres to interp2p agreement, u could get banned from a whole load of others too, i know that lemonwire is on the list
<app> yeah...all rooms on mx...and you won't be able to download either
<..Ñøßߥ..> oi, i got a mate called adam, will he be banned too?
<app> could happen
<..Ñøßߥ..> damnit adam, act now
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> omg i hope not but adam did get banned tonigh blame him hes here now
<>> Generic Denial> Its all Sable's fault.
<app> yeah...otherwise all the guys named adam on winmx will be after you
<..Ñøßߥ..> i cant beleive this shit
<..Ñøßߥ..> adam, go clean up your mess now please
<..Ñøßߥ..> other wise im gonna tell Sable
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> please adam the 420 complaint form is easy to fill out theres pics
<..Ñøßߥ..> and you dont want that
<app> a few of those guys named adam have a reputation of showing up at people's houses when they get banned...and they are some huge football players
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> hell she will eat you alive
<app> better not get them banned for your mistakes
<app> you could end up looking like bug guts on a windshield
<..Ñøßߥ..> or worse, a kitchen hand at Sables house! Nobody want to work 23.5 hours a day
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> that would suck
<adam> why she doing this i have not done nothig to her just my pc playing why doe she not under stand my is she real or w
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> adam do you want my copy of the 420 complaint form
<app> i'll send it to him
<adam> yes please if you can thanks
<app> adam...see that buttom at the top that says recieve form? click it
<app> it will come through as soon as you do
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> just click the recive form button adam
<app> at the very the right of the help buttom...says 'recieve form' it
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> why dont you click it man
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> you should have 2 there now i just sent mine as well
<adam> cannot do it
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> did youget the 404 error
<app> why not?
<adam> can fine it
<ßôkî> Hi April :-D
<app> what do you mean?
<ßôkî> sorry if I woke u
<app> at the top...see the button that says 'help'?
<app> hi boki
<app> there are 4 buttons there in a form
<app> click the recieve form button
<adam> i'm in setting now
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> beside settings adam
<app> adam...not settings
<ßôkî> lol
<app> see the button on the right of settings that says 'help'?
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> theres a help button and beside that theres a recive form button
<app> there is another button next to that that says recieve form
<adam> all i have is setting and help
<ßôkî> pmsl
<ßôkî> Adam
<ßôkî> sorry
<app> wait...what version of mx do you have again?
<ßôkî> i wasn't follows ur problems adam
<ßôkî> what is wrong?
<app> don't worry boki...we got it covered
<ßôkî> ok
<app> continue your convo with nubby
<adam> 3.54 4 beta
<app> oh crap
<ßôkî> <--- tad bit tippsy from banana brandy
<app> you don't have the special one...3.54.5 special
<ßôkî> very nice banana...
<ßôkî> lol
<ßôkî> pmsl
<app> was released about 1 hour before frontcode pulled the plug and left town
<adam> no can i have it from you please
<app> only a few got it
<app> can't do that
<ßôkî> april
<app> it's registered only to the pc that originally downloaded it
<ßôkî> they have the originals
<adam> why that then
<app> won't work unless you got it back b4 the big winmx meltdown
<ßôkî> April?
<app> no boki...they don't have this one there
<ßôkî> ok i better shush then
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> adam i have recived the compalint about you being banned
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> it says because your names adam and you were private messaging girls
<..Ñøßߥ..> damn
<..Ñøßߥ..> thats not good
<..Ñøßߥ..> pming girls?
<..Ñøßߥ..> tut tut
<..Ñøßߥ..> who do u think u are? Sabre?
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> and they have asked that all adams sholud be banned between 8 am and 11 pm
<adam> i'll speak to the internet cops about this share site
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> this could be serious if it goes to the next level
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> she says you have been talking to girls without permission
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> 01:21:08 <adam> i'll speak to the internet cops about this share site ,,,,, they will then know you used it adam
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> and they will help banning all the adams on the site
<adam> i'll kill my pc and get a new one
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> id just do what martin said
<adam> then the hd will be gone
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> but the computers connected to yours will already be logged by being connected
<adam> anyway i'm going out to eat now bye bye
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> bye adam
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> send me the form when you find it
<adam> i just oned to be mates with all
adam has left
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\\R /¥\\å´][` 4²º> lmfao

Some people just have to test things too many times

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<kev> so can i kick people
<kev> /kick
<PieNazi> No Piiiiiiiiiiiie for YOU!!!
<kev> /kick
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<```»´¯`¸·´GhOsTWoLf`·¸´¯`«´´´> lol
</\/\artin_1> haha
<app> love it!
<app> and that is why the bot is named PeaceKeeper

Gambling Addicts

<PeaceKeeper> Drawing prize for BLACKAZZBIRDY ..
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<PeaceKeeper> Prize: A KickBan for few minutes!
<PeaceKeeper> /kickban BLACKAZZBIRDY 572_25747
<> black you havent had enough of the lotto
<app> he keeps this up and i'll have to open a channel for gambling addicts
<TSC[20]; ¤LVHC¤HellRazer> lmao
<PeaceKeeper> #usercmd /clearbans
<PeaceKeeper> Drawing prize for BLACKAZZBIRDY ..
<> black
<PeaceKeeper> BLACKAZZBIRDY Won Prize #20!
<PeaceKeeper> Prize: A Bugger Off!
<> man we need to talk
<PeaceKeeper> ,.I.. c(-_-)o ..I.,
<> um this gambling problem yu have man
<> i mean the lotto is just not for you
<BLACKAZZBIRDY > no it isnt
<> i mean its only left to call you susan
<> you are officialy its bitch
<> i mean you been slapped around
<> susan
<»§wåñvè§tå«©> yep that thing really dont like u so far since i been here u been kicked twice and buggered
<BLACKAZZBIRDY > once ina while i get a kiss and a hug fromthe bot,but i havnt hit the jackpot yet
<> the jackpot son is knowing when to fold em know when to hold em :P
<»§wåñvè§tå«©> !lottery
<PeaceKeeper> Drawing prize for »§wåñvè§tå«©..
<PeaceKeeper> »§wåñvè§tå«© Won Prize #9!
<PeaceKeeper> Prize: Kick in the Rear End!
<PeaceKeeper> /kick »§wåñvè§tå«©262_63928
»§wåñvè§tå«© has left
»§wåñvè§tå«© has entered
<app> lol
<»§wåñvè§tå«©> lol it dont like me either
<> yeah thats a lotto i dont touch
<> know when to walk away know when to run :P

The Porn Freaks Always Got Shit Workin

<> whats going on people are telling people to use this to operate chat
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\R /¥\å´][`´][`4²º> thats a good chat interface if you like IE
<> o whu my dls are going mind you only the porn but dl are going
<> the porn freaks always got shit working
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\R /¥\å´][`´][`4²º> lol
<> nuclear war barly fucnctial wi fi forget phones there gone us fucking porn traders will have winmx working
<> in open nap proby
<> flood fire famine nuclear war well my winmx is working just fine mind you only my porn is dling and the planet is now desert and half the populatiion dead but my porn dls are going in mx
<> the channel lisst doesnt load only 4 rooms show up and there from my saved favourites list not the loaded channel list BUT my porn still dls
<> im borrowing the chaplins computer in state prison and no way can he find mx on it and guess what my porn still dls
<> im in orbit with nasa on the space station and on there sat link for internet my winmx is useing tax dollar to dl porn :P
<> stop looking at me askance cant a man have a wank in space
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> no.
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> now stfu and die already.
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> thx
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\R /¥\å´][`´][`4²º> LMFAO
<TSC[33]; ß¥tè.§ízèÐ.&.Pi§§èÐ> *no, you can't wank in space, your splooge wouldn't ever stop and it might deposit "martian" seed somewhere, where a subsequent civilization of radio fuckers would thrive.
<TSC[60]; ¤LVHC¤ /¥\R /¥\å´][`´][`4²º> yeah so no touching yourself busta

Curing World Hunger with AHK

<Conquer> for anyone whos active
<Conquer> for programming language assignment #5
<scancode> ¿?
<Conquer> anyone have any suggestions/ideas? I wanna write one today while i have time
<scancode> language assignment #5?
<scancode> and that's a HUH?
<Gothi[c]> what language? what's the assignment?
<Conquer> AHK
<Conquer> assignment unknown
<Conquer> open to suggestions
<Gothi[c]> i never used AHK :/
<scancode> Conquer -> cure world hunger...
<Conquer> last assignment I wrote was a notepad
<Conquer> lol
<Conquer> oh great
<Conquer> so after a user writes a script to make a basic notepad interface
<Conquer> all they have to do is write a script to.. cure world hunger?
<Conquer> cmon man.
<Conquer> waaaay too easy.
<Conquer> #NoTrayIcon
<Conquer> #SingleInstance, Force
<Conquer> goto Cure
<Conquer> return
<Conquer> Cure:
<Conquer> CureWorldHunger,10,100
<Conquer> Sleep 1000
<Conquer> Msgbox World Hunger has been cured. ;)
<Conquer> return
<Conquer> oh. eat that. whoops... spam

menchi fears teh linux (or krish can't use a wii)

<kageurufu> i want a wii keyboard....
<kageurufu> and wiirc
<kageurufu> wiiboard xD
<Krishean> ewww
<Krishean> wii
<Menchi187Laptop> wii > krish
<kageurufu> wii == fun
<kageurufu> its hilarious
<kageurufu> i like playing resident evil on it
<Krishean> i want to be able to sit down when i play games
<kageurufu> and metroid prime 2
<kageurufu> 3
<kageurufu> i can sit down
<kageurufu> i dont stand up...
<Krishean> and not whack the person next to me in the face
<Menchi187Laptop> then you're a retard krish lol
<kageurufu> i sit in a recliner, wiimote in my right hand, resting on the arm rest and use it like a mouse....
<kageurufu> laptop on my lap xD
<Krishean> news stories on teh internets about people breaking each other's noses and furniture because of the wii
<kageurufu> xD
<kageurufu> only stupid people...
<Menchi187Laptop> only americans krish
<Menchi187Laptop> :)
<kageurufu> we had 4 people sitting on a queen bed, SITTING, and playing mario party 8 together...
<kageurufu> no one got hit [[by a controller, or in a wii motion]]
<Menchi187Laptop> krish has a hate for wii similir to mine for non-windows
<Menchi187Laptop> similar*
<kageurufu> lol
<kageurufu> has krish PLAYED the wii?
<Menchi187Laptop> krish is afraid of the wii
<kageurufu> ahhhhhhh
<Menchi187Laptop> he avoids it like i avoid linux
<kageurufu> krish needs to play wii
<Krishean> so in that theory, you are afraid of linux?
<Menchi187Laptop> afraid? no
<Krishean> lol i caught you
<Menchi187Laptop> no you didnt
<Menchi187Laptop> you hate the wii the same way i hate linux
<Krishean> plastic change the topic to "menchi fears teh linux"
<Menchi187Laptop> i still dont see where you get that from but ok
<Krishean> (Menchi187Laptop/#animeyakuza) krish is afraid of the wii
<Menchi187Laptop> ahhhhh
<Menchi187Laptop> well that renders what i said invalid then
<Menchi187Laptop> wait!
<Menchi187Laptop> i said similar >:)
<Krishean> you were comparing me&the wii to you&the linux
<Menchi187Laptop> similar = not exact
<Krishean> ah saved by a technicality
<Menchi187Laptop> krish you take grammar way too seriously lol
<kageurufu> xD
<kageurufu> play wii
<Menchi187Laptop> ok krish is afraid of the wii,i just hate linux
<Menchi187Laptop> there
<Menchi187Laptop> fixed
<Krishean> when menchi uses linux and likes it i'll use the wii
<Menchi187Laptop> NEVAS!!!

Connected, huh?

oh really? it says you are offline :-P

SabreLogic() // test #1

Joins: Pérçhéròñît813_60159 (T1, 312 files) ()()
<Kayleigh> I have been on dates with Crow and 61377 dates with Mr Matt and I still haven't managed to snare either of them in my "Chinese Finger Trap" :(
> Welcome Pérçhéròñît. You are victim number 5313.
<RCMS> Pérçhéròñît813_60159 was added as an Admin
<¤tTÞ¤ßôkî> ok
<¤tTÞ¤ßôkî> tyvm Matt
<Pérçhéròñît> Gonas play those kinda games.... fucktards
<¤tTÞ¤ßôkî> ?
<Pérçhéròñît> Room name???
<¤tTÞ¤ßôkî> room name
<YouAreHere> üüü The Real Source Code üüü_6D17FA478F5B
<Pérçhéròñît> Maybe you should filter the list by the hash and see what other name April is sending outl....
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> maybe you shoud do it and look what sabre is hosting
<¤tTÞ¤ßôkî> I don't know anything other then this room
<Pérçhéròñît> wah wah wah you was always a whinner Sable
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> seems sabre is here
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> nope florida ip
<¤tTÞ¤ßôkî> /setuserlevel Pérçhéròñît813_60159 3
<Admin> Set User Level!:Pérçhéròñît813_60159 [User]
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> go and tell sabre sable said purple today
<[IRC]app> hey...when someone can give away something that is not theirs and you can think you now have some right to it, then anyone else can and it has to be valid too
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> lmao
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> why is sabre hosting the sourcecode ?
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> its aprils room
<[IRC]app> so big tits is as much mine as tsc is yours
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> agreed
<[IRC]app> besides...i am more qualified to host it
<[IRC]app> i actually have real big tits
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<[IRC]app> how about you?
<[IRC]app> lol
<¤tTÞ¤ßôkî> pmsl
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> was it sabre ? his ip was from florida ??? or did he move ?
<[IRC]app> probably a proxy
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> he shall come back...he was funny lol
<[IRC]app> ofc

Negotiating (Sable style)

>¤LVHC¤SabLe bends over
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> slap me
>..Ñøßߥ.. spanks Sable
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> lol
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> :P
>..Ñøßߥ.. sells vid to matt
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> oh hey
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> i want half of the money
<..Ñøßߥ..> 25%
<..Ñøßߥ..> i have distribution costs you know
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> 50 %
<..Ñøßߥ..> 20% and all you can eat buffet
<TSC[20]; ¤LVHC¤HellRazer> lmfao
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> but my ass is hurting
<..Ñøßߥ..> but your belly will be full
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> ok
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> 40 %
<..Ñøßߥ..> 40% and a small pie
<..Ñøßߥ..> no buffet
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> wonderful :)))
<..Ñøßߥ..> done
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> :)
<BLACKAZZBIRDY > dang..and i thought ur ass hurt
<..Ñøßߥ..> Matt, please pay me £100,000
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> not for 40 % and a pie
<..Ñøßߥ..> well there u have it folks, Sabs will star in soft porn for 40% and a small pie
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> lol
>..Ñøßߥ.. opens a small pie shop
>..Ñøßߥ.. waits for rush
<¤LVHC¤SabLe> lmao

When is a cool touchpad not a cool touchpad?

<tinjaw> you know those coffee hot plates?
<tinjaw> the little circles with teflon that keep coffee cups warm.
<tinjaw> well I brought one in to work and my buddy goes, "Ooo cool touchpad!" and proceeds to burn his finger