Why computers are better than kids

<Tia-sama> amazing how much a 4yr old can get into in 15 minutes
<Tia-sama> ~_~
<app> not amazing at all
<Tia-sama> heh
<Krishean> imagine what i could do in 15 minutes
<app> at age 3, my daughter tried to call up the home shopping club and order a diamond tennis bracelet
<Tia-sama> holy crap
<Tia-sama> xD
<app> she got the automated system and didn't know what to do when it asked for a membership #
<app> i am glad she didn't know it was programmed into one of the buttons
<Tia-sama> yesterday jess dumped all the parmesan into the downstairs bathroom sink, smeared butter all over the tiolet and walls, drew on the walls with ketchup and mustard, poured all the milk into the toilet opened my bottle of mt dew and poured it on the floor and proceeded to roll around in her mess
<app> omfg
<Tia-sama> then tried to give me the big brown eyed deer caught in the headlights look
<app> 4...and she thought this was a good idea?
<Tia-sama> somehow...yes, she did
<Tia-sama> and her brother just laughed and watched her do it
<app> bill cosby was right...children are brain damaged
<Tia-sama> i agree
<Krishean> need to lock the fridge and cabinets
<Tia-sama> she was never like this b4 she got here to georgia
<Tia-sama> after they started daycare and school they both turned into monsters
<app> could she be looking for attention?
<Tia-sama> she gets all sorts of attention!
<Tia-sama> both of them!
<Tia-sama> im buying those lil lock thingies for the fridge sometime today
<Tia-sama> i was dumbfounded yesterday
<Tia-sama> xD
<Tia-sama> all i could do was gape for like 5 minutes
<Tia-sama> then today, mikey and jessi were wrestling around
<Tia-sama> which is normal for those 2
<Tia-sama> and my lil girl managed to put her brother into a bent-arm bar
<Tia-sama> o_O;
<Tia-sama> ...shes too much like her mother, i think
<Tia-sama> -__-;
<Krishean> kids are more trouble than they are worth
<Tia-sama> maybe for some
<Tia-sama> as much as i wanna kill them sometimes, theyre all i have
<Krishean> i have my computers
<Tia-sama> =P
<Krishean> they never mess up the house
<Tia-sama> xD
<app> lol

BoingBoing Images

<tinjaw> I have a love hate relationship with BoingBoing
<tinjaw> They have great stories, but they always post images that gross me out.
<tinjaw> Then it takes me hours to get the gross image out of my head.
<tinjaw> AHHH. I still got that last BoingBoing image in my head. Make it stop!
<tinjaw> yuck!
<tinjaw> it's gross
<tinjaw> to: mark@boingboing.net
<tinjaw> I say this with all honesty. I am ready to stop reading BoingBoing because you (the royal you) keep posting gross gross gross pictures that get stuck in my head and make me nauseous. This has happened enough times that I can't imagine that I am the only one. Please use some kind of "click here to see very gross image" link instead of posting these things to the web. I am ready to barf over the recent hand disease picture. I don't want to
<tinjaw> I'm going to try to go to sleep now and I bet I have nightmares about that fricking BoingBoing image. gross.


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