mukestar> i don't know, i think i may have to set up a N.A group (newsletter anonymous) and charge for therapy, ironicaly you get a newsletter every month telling you of your progress

Stupid Diggers

daedo> hah i got a front page story on digg
daedo> and it was while i was kinda drunk and just being a smartass
daedo> found some stats that showed Mac's marketshare is pretty much a negligable plateau, wanted to post it on digg but figured it would never hit the front page, so for the title and summary i put stuff like "apple market share continues to rise, could this be the beginning of a new dominant PC OS?"
daedo> and of course it hit the front page and about 90% of the comments on it are like "duh did you even read the stats"
daedo> about 2% got that it was a joke
daedo> pretty good experiment in how Digg doesn't really work

Nick the Dragon Slayer

TSC[55];ßôkî> Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts; but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

TSC[55];ßôkî> One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

TSC[55];ßôkî> The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itc

TSC[55];ßôkî> cure this type of itch; and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

TSC[55];ßôkî> The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth; and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

TSC[55];ßôkî> Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession satisfied and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, Nick the Dragon Slayer shooed him away with no payment made.

TSC[55];ßôkî> The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. The King immediately summoned Nick the DragonSlayer......

TSC[55];ßôkî> MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.

sooo strange

mrHell> ohh wow... feels like an actualy programming language
mrHell> this is sooo strange

One of those days

Viscousbit> wow, you ever have one of those days where you're like "I really should not stick my hand in the disposal" and then you do it anyway?
Viscousbit> fortunately I still have all my fingers, but there was some brown crap in there around the edges that won't wash off. Consequently I'm left with a smelly hand that looks like I just got done fisting someone

Many Boki's

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The good old days

KrishJAVA> "I remember the days of DOS when, if you wanted a program to crash, you had to write the code yourself."

Is it finished?

app> "Be careful about using the following code -- I've only proven that it works, I haven't tested it"
app> lol
JoTo> huh? how can he proof it works when he didnt start/test it? Play he computer himself going thorough the code only in mind?
app> that's why i thought it was funny
JoTo> that reminds me of a sentence of a collegue of mine here. A few years ago he worked on a application project...i meet him at the coffee machine and ask him: "Is the application finished yet?"...he replied: "Yes, finished! But it is still crashing!"