Instead of TED Talks, How About FRED Talks?

<mouser> you know
<mouser> TED is so ripe for satire
<mouser> someone needs to make a new site
<mouser> called like
<mouser> FRED
<mouser> which features ridiculously annoying talks
<mouser> but with
<mouser> dubbed super crazy applause and oohs and aahs
<mouser> just like TED
<mouser> could be like keyboard cat
<mouser> where you take any crappy retarded talk
<mouser> and dub in these audience cooing and gasps from TED
<mouser> which i find so damn annoying

Real-time Conversation With Your Online Friends Makes Watching TV So Much More Fun

<PlasticYakuza> moribito now?
<yello_grundle> uh oh
<PlasticYakuza> yes
<yello_grundle> moribito grundle
<yello_grundle> well youve mentioned it
<Gunrunner_Gray> Did they ever decide to start over?
<yello_grundle> so i may as well watch it
<yello_grundle> if its bad, ill start packing my closet
<yello_grundle> then join the shinsengumi
<Cai> in the manga, ichigo turns SSJ3 at one point
* PlasticYakuza eats the "do not eat" packet
<Cai> exciting stuff
<yello_grundle> gummi bears are being dildos
<Gunrunner_Gray> Anime needs a good Shinsengumi show
<PlasticYakuza> I keep hearing Gintama is good
<PlasticYakuza> but whenever I look at it
<PlasticYakuza> it looks dildos
<yello_grundle> lol
<yello_grundle> are you talking to dildos about it?
<PlasticYakuza> yeah...
<yello_grundle> oh shi- here it is
<yello_grundle> they need to walk like normal people
<yello_grundle> songs ok
<yello_grundle> whats this about
<yello_grundle> which one is kagomi
<Gunrunner_Gray> This looks like the first ep.
<Gunrunner_Gray> Alright, I can start to give a damn about it again
<PlasticYakuza> chick with spear travels the country side doing good deeds to make up for her life as a whore
<PlasticYakuza> or something like that
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<yello_grundle> oh
<yello_grundle> hm
<yello_grundle> so that dude shes talking to is kagomi?
<PlasticYakuza> beh beh
<yello_grundle> lolol
<yello_grundle> royual procession is didlso
<yello_grundle> and ox is made of crack cocaine
<PlasticYakuza> smoke it
<PlasticYakuza> buffalo crack
<yello_grundle> or it will knock you off a bridge
<yello_grundle> so does she have an objective besides wandering around?
<PlasticYakuza> and drown you
<PlasticYakuza> she has to act as a bodyguard to Prince
<PlasticYakuza> or a prince
<yello_grundle> hm
<yello_grundle> artist formerly known as
<yello_grundle> lol  bucktooth kid
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> Reminds me of the black boy from Eureka Seven
<PlasticYakuza> lol
<yello_grundle> food waster
<yello_grundle> lolol
<yello_grundle> rumor has it that this man is a woman. do you know anything abuot this?
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> You guys make every show funny
<yello_grundle> lol
<yello_grundle> we just talk about it
<yello_grundle> they shows do the rest
<PlasticYakuza> lol
<PlasticYakuza> which end do you think she polishes first?
<yello_grundle> thats a bigass bed
<yello_grundle> uncle grundle wants you to be a dog of the militar
<PlasticYakuza> she goes on later to invent balsa wood
<yello_grundle> and model airplanes
<yello_grundle> that kid wasnt awake?
<yello_grundle> they walked his dumbass in
<yello_grundle> oh this looks like fffuuu
<PlasticYakuza> formerly known as prince
<Gunrunner_Gray> Obscene amount of money!
<yello_grundle> now he merely a symbol called grundle
<yello_grundle> whats that crap sticking out of her kimono?
<PlasticYakuza> balsa wood
<yello_grundle> so she killed 8 people before the realized that she thought it wasa bad idea?
<yello_grundle> "oh wait. i dont like killing people. killing is wrong"
<PlasticYakuza> think you would stop after 3
<PlasticYakuza> "oops people die when they are killed"
<yello_grundle> and when they die they usually dont come back
<PlasticYakuza> oh its over
<yello_grundle> that was fucking fuu
<yello_grundle> i mean all that happened was some talking and they ate epic dinner
<PlasticYakuza> saved prince, now prince's body guard
<yello_grundle> and epic dinner
<yello_grundle> who you gonna call
<yello_grundle> grundle busters
<yello_grundle> stfu commercial
<yello_grundle> too loud
<yello_grundle> oh shi- its goose
<Gunrunner_Gray> Runaway!
<yello_grundle> bed time
<yello_grundle> lol
<PlasticYakuza> must be something better on
<Gunrunner_Gray> Discovery has on this animal show
<Gunrunner_Gray> Apparently, shit goes down, Planet Earth-lite
<yello_grundle> lol this song makes me think renton is about to pop out and eat a lot of pizza
<PlasticYakuza> rofl
<yello_grundle> looloo

VIM.. omg wtf did i just do?

<Jibz> trying to use vim is an interesting experience
<Jibz> getting quite a few fun "omg wtf did I just do?"-moments hehe
<JoTo> lol
<JoTo> thats the difference between us
<JoTo> my thinking is always: wtf is my dumb pc doing now
<JoTo> instead of "what i have done now" :-))
<Jibz> hehe
<mouser> hahahahahahaha
<mouser> ahahahahah
<mouser> that somes up so perfectly how i feel with these *nix text editors
<mouser> that should be the tag line
<mouser> "VIM.. omg wtf did i just do?"
<Jibz> hehe
<JoTo> :-)
<mouser> hhaahahahahahahahahaha
<EhtyarWRK> rofl
<EhtyarWRK> THAT is a quote
<Jibz> well sometimes I get a little glimpse of why it might be good .. like doing an editing move that is very smart and easy and would have been annoying in other editors .. I'm just so new to it it's still rather a misclick and I'm like "omg wtf how do I do that again?" :p

Too Geeky to Get a Simple Geek Joke

<Shinigami-Sama> oh shit an app
* Shinigami-Sama throws a net
* omgplzstfukthx throws a dot to slow it down and runs
<Krishean> a dot?
<omgplzstfukthx> .NET
<Krishean> lol
<Krishean> i was thinking a quantum dot
<Shinigami-Sama> I knew what she was talking about it
<omgplzstfukthx> krish is too geeky to get the simplest geeky jokes
<Shinigami-Sama> cant
<Shinigami-Sama> can't see the forest for the trees