Sun Tutorials Make Me Want to Smoke Pot

<Zed> im watching this tutorial from sun and for some reason all i want to do is smoke pot
<Zed> i quit smoking years ago
<lem> hah
<lem> in articles about ZFS lots of people that the codebase is less than 10k lines
<Zed> hes talking about new fs's and fun things and im just like why arent i fucking high
<Zed> lem: Ive noticed that
<Zed> ZFS setup is very simple
<Zed> hes only probably passed in about 5 commands and already has a working zpool
<Zed> and fs
<Zed> and everythinge lse
<Zed> i need pot fuck this guy
<lem> heh interesting reaction to cool projects
<Zed> Does that make you want to start smoking pot?
<lem> can't say it does

Nobody Likes Evil Clowns

<EvulKlown> No one has room for evil clowns anymore :(
<Deozaan> Nobody likes evil clowns.
<Deozaan> They're evil.
<Deozaan> And scary.
<Deozaan> And not funny.
<EvulKlown> But I am funny
<EvulKlown> you have even LOLed at me :(
<EvulKlown> unless it was like my wife and you just faked it
<Deozaan> It was 4am. My judgement was impaired.
<EvulKlown> is that why you said yes to me that night?
<EvulKlown> wow
<EvulKlown> i feel hurt
<EvulKlown> you stole my virginity and my humility
<EvulKlown> shame on you
<EvulKlown> oh wait
<EvulKlown> you didnt steal my virginity
<Deozaan> The answer always was and always will be no to you.
<EvulKlown> not if i get 6 shots of tequilla in ya ;-)
<EvulKlown> I've proven that
<Deozaan> You must be thinking of Ehtyar.
<EvulKlown> no
<EvulKlown> ray is still playing hard to get
<Ehtyar> :O
<Ehtyar> excuseeeeeeeeeeee me?

Company Mergers

<EvulKlown> I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for 600 bob
<EvulKlown> Actually, that's "The pen is mightier"
<tomos > O_o
<EvulKlown> "I'll take the rapists for 600 alex"
<EvulKlown> actually, thats THERAPISTS
<EvulKlown> Did you hear? Victorias secret and remington firearms merged!
<EvulKlown> or applied for merger
<EvulKlown> They are going to call themselves "Titty Titty bang bang"
<EvulKlown> Tampax and trojan also merged
<EvulKlown> their new motto is "We go in no matter what"
<tomos > I thought you meant 600 bob which is 600 shillings - sort of btw by now ...
<tomos > lol ..
<EvulKlown> :D
<EvulKlown> at least you laughed