One of the oldest Geocities sites saved: Chatty Deb (a doll related site)

<SketchCow> 96657445        8 -rw-r--r--    1 root             wheel                3671 Jul 21  1995 ./Hollywood/1272/bkl1.gif
<SketchCow> 96657446        8 -rw-r--r--    1 root             wheel                3677 Jul 21  1995 ./Hollywood/1272/bklr.gif
<SketchCow> 96657447        8 -rw-r--r--    1 root             wheel                3691 Jul 21  1995 ./Hollywood/1272/bklt.gif
<SketchCow> 96657448        4 -rw-r--r--    1 root             wheel                1892 Jul 21  1995 ./Hollywood/1272/bks1.jpg
<SketchCow> 96657449        4 -rw-r--r--    1 root             wheel                1931 Jul 21  1995 ./Hollywood/1272/bks2.jpg
<SketchCow> New record. July, 1995
<SketchCow> Date: Sun, 9 Jul 1995 11:44:16 -0500
<SketchCow> From: Christopher Filkins
<SketchCow> Subject: Beverly Hills Internet
<SketchCow> Beverly Hills Internet's 'Homesteading the Web' beta program has ended and
<SketchCow> we are now building and carrying FREE web pages for the internet community.\
<SketchCow> ..
<SketchCow> So, opened to the public on July 9th, 1995, and here are GIFs from July 21, 1995.
<SketchCow> "Chattydoll"


screenshot of Chatty Deb site

if you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

<Kamel-> if you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
<Kamel-> boy i know i sure would, first i'd cover myself in ketchup, and relish, and brown mustard... i'd be so delicious
<Della_Roo> omg my dog drank some coffee!
<EhtyarWRK> Kamel-, does that count as autofelatio?
<Della_Roo> rofl
<Della_Roo> i wasnt expecting her to actually DO it
<Della_Roo> lol
<Kamel-> autofelatio?
<Kamel-> i gonna have to wikipedia that crap
<polarcode> Kamel-: self blowjob
<Kamel-> what has been seen... cannot be unseen
<Kamel-> why you do this? :(
<Kamel-> do not want
<omgplzstf> lol
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL
<polarcode> LOL
<EhtyarWRK> i just showed my boss
<EhtyarWRK> pissed himself
<polarcode> literally?
<Kamel-> Ehtyar: it's a saturday night live script, it's hilarious
<Kamel-> yea, odd reaction :P
<Kamel-> hehe
<EhtyarWRK> your reaction to wiki link was hilarity enough :P
<Kamel-> i suspect he means laughing
<Della_Roo> ok, now i have to have a peek too
<polarcode> don't
<polarcode> please
<Kamel-> i wouldn't recommend it
<polarcode> save your sanity
<Kamel-> and dinner
<Della_Roo> omg
<Kamel-> at the same time
<Kamel-> I TOLD U
<polarcode> lol
<Della_Roo> wow....whew
<EhtyarWRK> lmfao
<EhtyarWRK> I've started soemthing now
<EhtyarWRK> someone op me so i can put it in topic
<polarcode> Ehtyar, I hate to say this, but epic win.
<EhtyarWRK> ^5 scan man
<Della_Roo> so, how many of you can actually do that?
<Della_Roo> :P
<polarcode> ... o_O
<Della_Roo> just curious
<Della_Roo> lol
<polarcode> sanity check: #donationcoder?
<Della_Roo> as i sit here laughing and goth wonders why
<Della_Roo> rofl
<Della_Roo> he didnt see the pic
<EhtyarWRK> show him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wunwunwuneleven
<polarcode> "fewer than 1% of males can successfully orally contact their own penis"
<Della_Roo> oh thanks polarcode for looking that up for me.... =0)
<Kamel-> i can barely put my socks on without gasping for air, that is out of the question
<polarcode> only 2 or 3 men in a thousand could perform a full autofellatio
<EhtyarWRK> i do believe marilyn manson had several ribs removed so he could manage it
<Della_Roo> no way
<Kamel-> that's what the rumour says
<SkwireWRK> I've been using Abyss for a long long time.
<SkwireWRK> Great little webserver.
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL
<SkwireWRK> Anybody up for Mumble?
<omgplzstf> "Rocker Marilyn Manson battled false rumors that he had surgery to remove ribs so he could perform autofellatio."
<SkwireWRK> I'll join.
<EhtyarWRK> shutup skwire, we're talking about sucking our own cocks!!!
<Kamel-> yea, i am pretty sure he did have some type of surgical proceedure, he definitely has an album cover with him doing it
* scarn has quit (scarn)
<Kamel-> lol
<Kamel-> Skwire: i would, but it's too late
<polarcode> i'm in
<polarcode> anything to distract me from this convo
<Kamel-> :(
<Kamel-> i don't even have my headset
<Kamel-> my mom stole it for skype
<Kamel-> :'(
<polarcode> app: quote: <EhtyarWRK> shutup skwire, we're talking about sucking our own cocks!!!
<EhtyarWRK> i would, but i'm at work
<EhtyarWRK> i knew as soon as i hit enter it was a mistake
<EhtyarWRK> JOHN
<Della_Roo> Ehtyar he isnt paying attention
<polarcode> too busy trying to do it :X
* omgplzstf wonders if she should blog the whole convo
<EhtyarWRK> april: probably
<SkwireWRK> Scannie...give me a few minutes to work this maintenance and then I'll join.
<Della_Roo> Ehtyar, he states he will get around to it one of these days and that he hasnt had the time ((to fix pear and NOT what polarcode said))
<Kamel-> btw
<Kamel-> the news reporters have so completely horribly skewed this accident my friend was involved in
<Kamel-> it is very sad
<Kamel-> after being through this, i no longer trust the news at all
<Della_Roo> can he suck his own you know what?
<EhtyarWRK> was he engaging in autofelatio in public?
<EhtyarWRK> ^5 Traci
<polarcode> not fun kids
<Kamel-> lol you guys suck
<Della_Roo> =0)
<EhtyarWRK> suck what?
<polarcode> LOL
<EhtyarWRK> oh you know....
<EhtyarWRK> well no i'm afraid I can't
<polarcode> ^5 ethbitch
<EhtyarWRK> oi april, don't blog yet, more to come it seems!!
<EhtyarWRK> or cum, I'm not sure...
<Kamel-> i didn't trust them much before, but what little faith i had in them is completely gone
<polarcode> *ehtbitch
<EhtyarWRK> ty scan man :D
<omgplzstf> Ehtyar: you mean you have tried?
<Della_Roo> hahahaha
<Della_Roo> i think if a guy can do that he would never leave home
<polarcode> "In fact I'd hazard a guess that every man since the dawn of time has made at least a half-hearted attempt at it."
<EhtyarWRK> i make that statement under the assumption i'm not in that 2 percent
<polarcode> source:
<EhtyarWRK> i can't even touch my toes, so i'm assuming i can't suck my own cock
Della_Roo> polarcode WHY are you looking up "penis news"???
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL scan man
<omgplzstf> lol
<polarcode> linked on wikipedia article, della
Della_Roo> ah ok
* polarcode ctrl+shift+dels
Della_Roo> well, im off to watch star trek now....
* Kamel- has ignored everyone in #donationcoder until further notice
<Kamel-> lol
<Della_Roo> TTFN
<EhtyarWRK> enjoy non-cock-related media della :)\
<Kamel-> TTYL GL HF
<Della_Roo> thanks Ehtyar, ill sure try!
<EhtyarWRK> yeah, i imagine star trek would seema  bit tame after this....
<EhtyarWRK> seem a *
<omgplzstf> I don't some of those non-humans can do that
<polarcode> mouser will have a heart attack when he reads the log
<EhtyarWRK> rofl april
<omgplzstf> it's really amazing how so many guys can easily stick their heads up their own ass but can't do that
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL
<EhtyarWRK> ziiiiing
<EhtyarWRK> ^5 april

Lightscribe = crickets

<mouser> josh i have a question about your netbook
<Metshrine> mouser, i have an answer
<mouser> did you buy an external dvd?
<Metshrine> yes
<mouser> ok
<mouser> so i guess thats pretty much the way everyone does
<Metshrine> Lite-on eSAU-208
<mouser> you buy a netbook, it has no dvd reader/writer, and you buy an external one
<Metshrine> Lightscribe and all
<mouser> i tried lightscribe once
<mouser> you ever use it?
<Metshrine> yep
<Metshrine> all the time
<Metshrine> i convinced my unit to use it
<mouser> lightscribe is great
<Metshrine> we love it
<mouser> its great if
<mouser> you are going on vacation
<Metshrine> We have high speed looking cd's we create and distribute
<mouser> and you can leave it running for a few days
<mouser> in order to etch on 1 cd
<Metshrine> few days?
<mouser> however if you are a normal human
<Metshrine> takes me 20 minutes a disc
<mouser> it sucks
<mouser> what the fuck is it doing that takes so long
<mouser> its crazy
<mouser> i could scratch out that design manually with a pin in the time it takes it
<Lashiec> maybe you used an early unit?
<mouser> i think there is a little miniature cricket inside the drive
<mouser> chewing out the picture

Egg and Alcohol Don’t Mix

<Gunrunner_Gray> It'll be one of the many things I do instead of drink
<Gunrunner_Gray> Also, protip:
<Krishean> shoot the cyberdeamon until it dies
<Gunrunner_Gray> Eating french toast and drinking a martini is not, despite the claim, classy
<Gunrunner_Gray> My friend barfed in the subway station and I barfed the next morning
<p-dub> lolol
<Gunrunner_Gray> I thought I'd be fine and was trying to hold it back, when reflex kicked in
<Shinigami-Sama> egg and alcohol don't mix to well
<Gunrunner_Gray> Yeah, egg and alcohol do not mix
<Gunrunner_Gray> I mean, I had nothing to do the next day and my friend was off work, so...
<Gunrunner_Gray> We had this short, cute bartender who vaguely reminded me of Cheri O'Teri and because I'm riding on laziness right now, that's her name