How magical is your iPad?

<Gunrunner_Gray> Oh man, those guys at /g/
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Hello
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: I have a quick question
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Concerning the iPad
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: How may I help you?
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: How magical is the product? it says in your advertisements that it uses magic.
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering this chat service to assist our customers.
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: Are you looking to purchase the iPad?
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Well yes, but I am also looking to slay a level 80 dragon and foolishly did not bring a mage with me, how magical is your iPad?
<Gunrunner_Gray> Oho, the laughter is ripe with this
<Gunrunner_Gray> And another
<Gunrunner_Gray> Christian K: What would you like to be able to do with it?

The Terrible, Terrible Linux Pants Script Idea

<Krishean> i had a terrible, terrible idea
<app103> terrible as in great?
<Krishean> terrible as in terrible
<Krishean> append the word 'pants' to every text file on linux
<app103> usually your terrible ideas are awesome, so i had to ask
<Krishean> put a pants shell script in one of the directories
<Krishean> see how many times pants runs at startup
<app103> where do you come up with this stuff?
<Krishean> i don't know
<Krishean> i have papers saying i'm sane
<Krishean> but i still say i was faking it
<Krishean> that probably just became a quote
<app103> this one is better not taken out of context so it will end up on the blog instead
<Krishean> lol