How magical is your iPad?

<Gunrunner_Gray> Oh man, those guys at /g/
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Hello
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: I have a quick question
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Concerning the iPad
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: How may I help you?
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: How magical is the product? it says in your advertisements that it uses magic.
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering this chat service to assist our customers.
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: Are you looking to purchase the iPad?
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Well yes, but I am also looking to slay a level 80 dragon and foolishly did not bring a mage with me, how magical is your iPad?
<Gunrunner_Gray> Oho, the laughter is ripe with this
<Gunrunner_Gray> And another
<Gunrunner_Gray> Christian K: What would you like to be able to do with it?