Homeland Security Let in the Cat

<Plastic> I went to my father's house yesterday
<Plastic> and stayed the night
<Plastic> I know I let my cat out before I left
<Plastic> and I know I locked the door
<Plastic> was still locked when I got home
<Plastic> but the cat was inside
<Plastic> none of the windows were open
<Plastic> sliding door was still locked
<Plastic> I thought my brother must have gotten out of jail
<Plastic> but I just spoke to my sister online, and she said he had called just after I left
<Plastic> and he was still there
<Plastic> my cat is like nightcrawler
<Plastic> or dead pool
<Plastic> or goku
<Plastic> or a jumper
<Anime_Share_2008> possibly but I have a different explanation
<Anime_Share_2008> Homeland Security is allowed to break in under the Patriot Act.
<Anime_Share_2008> Unfortunately the people profiling you made a mistake with letting the cat in.
<Anime_Share_2008> Or maybe it was a message.
<Plastic> nothing seems to have been disturbed
<Plastic> I have reese's and cadbury eggs on my desk
<Anime_Share_2008> like I said, they did a good job...too good a job
<Plastic> I don't think they could have done anything at the computer without eating one
<Anime_Share_2008> Unfortunately this is April's fault
<Anime_Share_2008> observe: http://omgplzstfukthx.blogspot.com/2008/04/product-names.html
<Anime_Share_2008> I knew there would be reprocussions...
<Anime_Share_2008> so from now on...We LOVE the NSA
<Anime_Share_2008> the CIA is good
<Anime_Share_2008> Remember that.
<Anime_Share_2008> Always...
<Plastic> will do
<Plastic> time for bed, work in the morn
<Plastic> night everyone
<Anime_Share_2008> night plastic
<Anime_Share_2008> Grip the gun under your pillow tightly
<Anime_Share_2008> anwyay on a lighter note
<Anime_Share_2008> Hello Gray!
<Gunrunner_Gray> Hey Share, how's it going?
<Anime_Share_2008> Plastic's house might have been broken into by the government
<Anime_Share_2008> ...our loving and wonderful government by the way
<Anime_Share_2008> and I'm putting togther a late night salad
<Gunrunner_Gray> I might make a sandwich
<Anime_Share_2008> that's the spirit
* Anime_Share_2008 laughs

Product Names

<Kaimaru> cocaine energy drink is better
<Anime_Share_2008> circa 1880 they were all the rage in the US
<Anime_Share_2008> ask k0
<p-sick> are they back to calling it Cocaine?
<Anime_Share_2008> have to peel off the label first
<app> they should have called it one of the many other names...Snow could have worked
<p-sick> They should have called it White Girl
<app> lol
<Kaimaru> they won the law suit Plastic
<Kaimaru> so yea its called cocaine again
<Anime_Share_2008> might as well
<Anime_Share_2008> won't cut into CIA profits that much anyway
<p-sick> lol
<Anime_Share_2008> US government had nothing to worry about
<Anime_Share_2008> heh
<app> i wonder how much one could make selling an exploding candy similar to pop rocks and calling it baghdad bombs
<Anime_Share_2008> app you know
<Anime_Share_2008> I love it when you twist your brain like that
<Anime_Share_2008> they could sell the surplus Jihad Joe action figures if packaged with Baghdad Bombs
<app> one could start an entire company that sells nothing but products based on current politics and world news and disasters
<Anime_Share_2008> Hillary Clinton Blow Pop?
<app> lol
<Anime_Share_2008> I'm starting to see what you mean...
<Anime_Share_2008> why don't you do it?
<Anime_Share_2008> you can make candy right?
<app> not really
<app> unless it's 'broken glass' candy
* Anime_Share_2008 shakes head
<Anime_Share_2008> okay some kind of Iranian IED peanut brittle
<app> pretzels...call them pope knotzies
<app> send a bag of them to GW ;-)
<Anime_Share_2008> so you do have White House ambitions
<Anime_Share_2008> what Plastic's throne isn't good enough for you!?
<app> come on now...would be as good as a pic of hillary with that blow pop
<Menchi187|Laptop> app has come to accept it
<Anime_Share_2008> well okay app
<app> the idea of the baghdad bombs is good though because you have an everlasting product...just change the name to fit whatever is the current war
<Anime_Share_2008> as long as you make sure GW uses his constitution bib when he eats the pretzels
<app> i was kind of hoping for a repeat performance...
<app> and the headlines would say "president killed by pope knotzies"
<Anime_Share_2008> with constitution bib nearby?
<Anime_Share_2008> for NSA reasons I won't elaborate any further
* <Anime_Share_2008> laughs