<bvilletrav> ahh, good ol' crack pot theorists
<bvilletrav> apparantly Nostradamus predicted PSY's Gagnam Style being the cause of the end of the world. "from the calm morning, the end will come when of the dancing horse the number of circles will be nine" he's only a few hundred million views from hitting that 1billion mark....nine circles? :o love how my buddy thinks this is serious ^^'
<bvilletrav> if it really is end of the world's cause.....i'm laughing like crazy about it at least :3
<desu-mute> lol

<Krishean> plastic i once used google to calculate how many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches it would take to reach the speed of light
<desu-mute> do you still have teh answer?
<Krishean> i don't remember
<Krishean> you convert the sandwiches to calories and then use E = mc^2
<bvilletrav> wow...
<desu-mute> I see
<Krishean> or in google language, "per e"
<Krishean> *"per c"
<Krishean> https://www.google.com/search?q=calories+per+c
<desu-mute> 1:30am saturday morning and here I am converting snacks into light speed
<desu-mute> where did I go wrong in life?

<p3lb0x> https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1649320/Camera/boners.jpg
<Deozaan> I'm not even tempted to click that link.
<p3lb0x> Why not?
<Deozaan> Because I don't want to see a picture of boners.
<p3lb0x> technology boners
<p3lb0x> It's my parts
<p3lb0x> Not as in private parts
<p3lb0x> but as in computer parts
<Deozaan> I don't want to see your boner.
<p3lb0x> :
<p3lb0x> Do you seriously want me to rename the picture? ;)
<Deozaan> Cyborg anatomy?
<Deozaan> No need.
<Deozaan> I took care of it.
<Deozaan> http://zoom.it/SMy2

<lanux128> nooooooooo! Vessel crashed!!!
<lanux128> damn
<lanux128> feaky fsckity fsck!!!
<Wheatley> hah
<Wheatley> lanux is hooked i see
<lanux128> yeah, just learned how to use the seed
<lanux128> to do your bidding..
<Wheatley> haha
<Wheatley> you can use my seed if you want ;-)
<mouser> that's disgusting
<mouser> please take it to another channel
<Wheatley> poor mousey, he doesn't speak vessel
<Wheatley> seed == creates fluro == does work for you
<lanux128> lol
<lanux128> tbh, those pipes do look like pen1s
<lanux128> and shooting white oozy gooey stuff
<lanux128> i like the way you can point and shoot
<lanux128> lol
<lanux128> the problem is getting them to shoot where i want
<Wheatley> hahahaha
<Wheatley> hahahahaha
<Wheatley> omg
<Wheatley> hahaha
<Wheatley> that is so dirty
<Wheatley> love it
<Wheatley> Thanks lanux
<Wheatley> you just brightened up my day
<lanux128> heh, i'm serious

<JoTo> moooorning all
<Jibz> hey :)
<Ehtyar> oh my god
<Ehtyar> why is microsoft ftp server such a pile of shit?!
* JoTo runs for Coffee! Hi Jibz :)
<JoTo> Ehtymaaaaan
<Ehtyar> hey jotolian! :)
<JoTo> [08:40] <Ehtyar> why is ****microsoft**** ftp server such a pile of shit?! <- See the emphasized word...does it explain a lot? :)
<Jibz> hehe I could use a cup or two, couldn't fall asleep last night for some reason, so got to watch every hopeless show on tv there was
<Ehtyar> yeah
<Ehtyar> i should ask why did we use microsoft ftp sever
<Jibz> it was there, it had flair, and so it became the nanny?
<Jibz> ehm .. s/nanny/ftp server/
<JoTo> hahaha, i know this show...Fran Fine the nanny, eh? :)
<Ehtyar> ROFL
<Ehtyar> nice one Jibz
<Jibz> yeah .. one of the ones I was lucky enough to see last night lol
<Jibz> I really wonder when you are supposed to turn on the telly to watch something good these days though
<Jibz> it seems like they dropped showing good movies on a friday/saturday night .. guess they figure half the audience is out getting drunk or something
<Jibz> hmm .. better stop ranting now or this will end up in an ugly "back when I was a kid"-accident >.<

<mouser> 3 cheers for skwire for his amazing output this year too!
<mouser> put me to shame.
<Skwire> Oh, hell.  Hush.
<Skwire> You have the big apps.
<Skwire> Mine are simple stuff.
<Skwire> redhatcoc, all my software is here: http://skwire.dcmembers.com/fp/?page=software
<mouser> anyone tempted to believe that, check out trout.
<mouser> but more importantly, i have a trout request
<mouser> should be easy for you.
* Skwire duct tapes mouser's mouth.
<mouser> as you know i use trout to listen to audiobooks when i go to sleep
<mouser> the auto pause after 1 hour is great
<Skwire> Yes.
<mouser> because i fall asleep and then im not too far from where i started
<mouser> however would would be better
<mouser> is add a little auto-sleep detector to trout
<Skwire> LOL
<mouser> to detect the exact moment i lose consciousness
<mouser> cant be too hard right?
<Skwire> We've spoken of this in the past.
<Skwire> Snore Detector
<mouser> hopefully i do not snore
<mouser> so you'll have to do better than that
<Skwire> Matrix Plug-in
<mouser> yes please.
<Skwire> I'll get right on it.

<LaKraven> I changed the lights in my kitchen from Halogen bulbs to LED...
<LaKraven> now it's like the fabric of space-time has ruptured, resulting in my kitchen being 3 times larger
<LaKraven> it genuinely takes me more steps to get across my kitchen now
<LaKraven> My kitchen is now a tardis!
* LaKraven is now known as TheDoctor

<lanux128> i feel the dark side beckoning me each day
<lanux128> yesterday i momentarily stopped in front of an apple store
<lanux128> then i pretended to tie my shoelaces and walked away.. :D
<lanux128> true story that
<lanux128> oh, i left out one fact
<lanux128> i was wearing sandals btw
<Deozaan> Wearing sandals?
<Deozaan> Dirty hippy!
<lanux128> what you mean?
<lanux128> i took a bath last week!
<Deozaan> Relatively clean hippy!
<lanux128> save some water, man! :D
<Deozaan> I do that by only flushing the toilet once a week. ;)
* lanux128 thinks of way to out-do Deozaan
<lanux128> aha! i pee on my potted plants!
<lanux128> natural urea
<Deozaan> I save water by using the leftover water from your potted plants for my bath water!
<Deozaan> Naturally filtered by the soil. So it's clean. . . enough.
<lanux128> haha..
<lanux128> people do drink processed water, you know
<lanux128> http://www.nuwaterglobal.com/
<Deozaan> I don't drink it. I bathe in it.
<Deozaan> The plants can drink your urea. I'm not going to.
<Ehtyar> this
<lanux128> lol, i was reminded of the tbbt episode
<Ehtyar> is some SERIOUSLY disturbing conversation
<lanux128> what? this is environment-friendly discussion.. :D
<Deozaan> The earth is disturbed by your lack of environmental considerations!