Converting Snacks Into Light Speed

<Krishean> plastic i once used google to calculate how many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches it would take to reach the speed of light
<desu-mute> do you still have teh answer?
<Krishean> i don't remember
<Krishean> you convert the sandwiches to calories and then use E = mc^2
<bvilletrav> wow...
<desu-mute> I see
<Krishean> or in google language, "per e"
<Krishean> *"per c"
<desu-mute> 1:30am saturday morning and here I am converting snacks into light speed
<desu-mute> where did I go wrong in life?