Dildos and fleas? WTF?

I run a Welcome Back (WB) script in the IRC channel that spits out funny or embarrassing quotes I have collected, when people return to the channel. Sometimes those quotes spawn even more funny stuff, such as what happened here tonight.

For the original conversation that spawned the yellow quote, see this post.

<app103> WB EhtyarWRK  <EhtyarWRK> shutup skwire, we're talking about sucking our own cocks!!!
* EhtyarWRK has joined #donationcoder
* Skwire slashes EhtyarWRK with his hockey stick.
<app103> WB Ehtyar  <EhtyarWRK> shutup skwire, we're talking about sucking our own cocks!!!
* Ehtyar has joined #donationcoder
* Skwire slashes Ehtyar with his hockey stick.
<DaynaGirl> I hope he has fleas.
* Skwire goes to the penalty box for two minutes.
<Deozaan> Who?
<Deozaan> Ehtyar? Or Skwire? Or..?
<DaynaGirl> Ehtyar.  he's sucking our cocks...
<Deozaan> He's sucking his own.
<Deozaan> Besides, why would you want someone who was sucking you off to have fleas? He might give them to you.
<Deozaan> And that's aside from the fact that you're a woman so it doesn't really make sense in the first place.
<Deozaan> Unless you own a bunch of roosters.
<EhtyarWRK> oh my god
<EhtyarWRK> you terrible people
<DaynaGirl> because the only cock I have is in a drawer.
<Deozaan> Ah. I hadn't considered dildos.
<Deozaan> Doesn't seem like sucking on a dildo would be very arousing, except perhaps to a voyeur.