<p-dub> fucking ups...
<Gunrunner_Gray> What were they supposed to deliver?
<Setsuna-Xero> pot
<p-dub> just a rug
<p-dub> usps is for pot
<p-dub> lol
<p-dub> packagew is 3 days late
<p-dub> I came home from work and waited from 4 to 6 and no show
<p-dub> come home to a slip on my door saying "we can't leave it without you signing off your approval to do so"
<p-dub> if I was here to sign my approval, you wouldn't have to just leave it...
<p-dub> and the "we will attempt again tomorrow at 12pm-8pm"
<p-dub> its like time warner is delivering the package...
<omgplzstfukthx> my father no longer has packages delivered to his home
<omgplzstfukthx> he has them delivered to me, because I am always here and can sign for them
<omgplzstfukthx> much more convenient than asking me to house sit for him, just to accept his deliveries
<p-dub> app, come house sit for me
<p-dub> feel free to smoke/eat pills, just don't forget and panic when someone knocks on the door
<omgplzstfukthx> send your packages here...i'll call you when they arrive and you can come pick them up at your convenience
<p-dub> just ship it to me when it arrives
<p-dub> errr...
<Setsuna-Xero> LOL
<omgplzstfukthx> like watching a lightbulb turn on in slow motion :-P
<Setsuna-Xero> I almost fell out of my chair laughing

<edvard> backup finally done
<edvard> now i can switch off server
<edvard> can't install a scorched3d server on it until i upgrade the distro version anyways
<edvard> aaaaand that's not gonna happen anytime soon
<Deozaan> But we need scorched3d!
<edvard> yes
<edvard> yes we do
<edvard> but my server is debian wheezy, which has the old version in the repos
<edvard> and the old server cannot server the new version client
<edvard> which is kinda dumb when you think about it
<edvard> but so it goes
<edvard> and i haven't found an easy way to install the new version on wheezy
<edvard> even tried compiling
<edvard> i got a funny error though
<edvard> in the .configure stage
<edvard> it looks for different libs to link to
<edvard> "looking for GTK+ ... found"
<edvard> things like that
<edvard> i got
<edvard> "looking for beer in lfridge ... not found"
<edvard> "ERROR: install more beer"
<edvard> :D

<mouser> hey guys
<mouser> is it true that you can only get into heaven if you've collected 100 usb cables before you die?
<mouser> and if not, someone remind me why i have so many in this bag here?
<Ath> well, it may be that the treshold is upped to 250, by the time you get close...
<Ath> or are you starting a new trade?
<Ath> no, no, no, wait, you must have been mousered! :P:P:P
<mouser> i think they are mutiplying inside this bag
<mouser> should i have separated the males from the females? is that the problem?
<Ath> you know: "don't feed the trolls"

<p3lb0x_PC> HEY
<p3lb0x_PC> Guys
<p3lb0x_PC> With the prevalence and validity of bitcoin
<p3lb0x_PC> Why not take it into the real world
<p3lb0x_PC> Here's what I am proposing: Lets put fake tattoo QR codes on strippers, linking to their bitcoin account. This way, you can tip them by getting your smartphone out and sending some love
<p3lb0x_PC> It's convenient!

<app103> if you wanted to track a website visitor from page to page, other than session cookies, what other method could you use?
<Vurbal> app: I'd go to his house and stand over his shoulder staring at the screen focusing my disturbing blank expression that makes adult cross the street and stops small children in their tracks too scared to make a sound while reliving their worst nightmares and try hard not to piss their pants
<Vurbal> for some reason people tell me that's creepy though so I might not
<app103> lol
<app103> I get the impression that you would be a lot of fun to work with. We might not get much accomplished, but we'd have a lot of fun while doing it.
<Vurbal> i think you're right - it would be fun all the way up to the minute we both got fired

<mouser> im trying to learn this fcked up new web framework system
<Jibz> sounds like you're having as much fun as I am then :)
<mouser> yeah its painful
<mouser> its called Mewlo
<mouser> whoever wrote it needs their head examined
<Jibz> Ah, I saw that yeah, dreadful .. files filled with blank lines and walls of text :p
<Vurbal> I've heard you really don't want to examine that guy's head - it's apparently a scary place

For those that don't know, mouser wrote Mewlo. :-D

<Wheatley> Oh mouser, how I loathe thee
<Wheatley> let me count the ways
<mouser> write a recursive function to count them
<Wheatley> double long double long double mouserDisappointedCount = 0;
<Wheatley> while (!satisfied)
<Wheatley> mouserDisappointedCount++;
<Wheatley> ooh
<Wheatley> bigint!
<Deozaan> while(awaitingResponseForLessThanThreeHours) { Mouser(); }

<Wheatley> State of the mouser!
<mouser> state of the mouser is tired
<Wheatley> That is not a defined system state
<Wheatley> and is being blocked by the security kernel
<Wheatley> please try again
* mouser changes state to killing josh
<w3bcrawlr> lol
<Wheatley> Not defined in the "Bell Lapadula" model...sorry
<Wheatley> Please refer to you state machine manual
* mouser throws exception
* Jibz takes exception to mousers exception, and rethrows