Women are like turkeys, men are like popcorn

<knightjustice> Women's vaginas are like baking a turkey:
<knightjustice> gotta preheat the oven, glaze the turkey, baste the turkey, stuff the turkey, stick it in the oven for four hours, pull it out, still not done, stick it back in for another hour and PRAY it doesn't dry out.
<knightjustice> Men's Penis's are like popcorn:
<knightjustice> Put it in a microwave on high for 3 minutes and POP you're done.