Emergency Room

Robert Schimmel> I had to go to the hospital, I thought I was having an appendecitis attack, and in the emergency room the doctor comes in, he says, "I'm gonna push on your stomach. You tell me when it hurts the most," and he pushed on the one spot, and I farted...and the pain went away. And it cost 75 bucks to fart in the emergency room. And Blue Cross doesn't cover that.