<Wheatley> State of the mouser!
<mouser> state of the mouser is tired
<Wheatley> That is not a defined system state
<Wheatley> and is being blocked by the security kernel
<Wheatley> please try again
* mouser changes state to killing josh
<w3bcrawlr> lol
<Wheatley> Not defined in the "Bell Lapadula" model...sorry
<Wheatley> Please refer to you state machine manual
* mouser throws exception
* Jibz takes exception to mousers exception, and rethrows

<Wheatley> I need syncovery v6 for Linux
<Wheatley> :(
<w3bcrawlr> recovery from your syns?
<Wheatley> Yeah, I keep sending up Syns
<Wheatley> but never receive any syn-acks
<Wheatley> :(
<Wheatley> Wait, praying is kinda like a SYN Flood!
<Wheatley> hah!
* Wheatley is such a nerd

<Menchi187> something something maple leaf something something
* Shinigami-Sama replaces mench's coffee with maple
* Shinigami-Sama makes sure its cheap walmart brand maple
<Menchi187> ha!
<Menchi187> i dont drink coffee
* omgplzstfukthx throws taylor ham in shin's maple
<omgplzstfukthx> taylor ham > canadian bacon
<Shinigami-Sama> 'canadian bacon' is another american thing
<Shinigami-Sama> like maple syrup
<Shinigami-Sama> we make it.. but we dont eat it..
<Shinigami-Sama> often at least
<app> WB Menchi187  <Menchi187> if i never type again,its because i died of food poisoning from these cheap bacon things
* Menchi187 has joined #animeyakuza

<mouser> whats the correct # of screws to have left over afer disassembling and reassembling a laptop
<mouser> i hope its 3
<w3bcrawlr> LOL probably not
<w3bcrawlr> but it's probably better than the answer Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy would give you
<w3bcrawlr> god i love kevin o'leary such a ruthless bastard
<Gothi[c]> any number is a good nubmer so long it boots
<Gothi[c]> structural integrity is overrated
<Gothi[c]> poor structural integrity gives a laptop personality... like. you have to hit it in just the right way to make it work.

When my daughter was about 9, she made the observation that I looked a lot like the Mona Lisa. And ever since then, when pointed out, a lot of people do agree. Well, today she contacted me on Facebook, and this little conversation transpired…

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<daughter> Another painting that reminds me of you. I think, perhaps, that you may have a very classic face. :)

<me> maybe
<me> or perhaps she is related to the other painting of a woman that reminds you of me ;-)
<daughter> I think you're a time traveler.
<me> or da Vinci was :-P
<daughter> Don't lie! I'm on to you, woman.
<me> lol
<daughter> But it's ok, I won't tell anyone else your secret.
<me> gives a whole new meaning to "perpetually 19"
<me> you'll learn soon enough...you have my family's genes in you
<me> we don't age like other people
<me> which is why people still think you aren't old enough to drink
<daughter> Haha... nope. We don't!
<daughter> And we're nocturnal.
<daughter> So... maybe there wasn't any time travel.
<daughter> Just... vampires.
<me> i have never been a vampire...just a well preserved zombie
<daughter> Lol
<me> and well, da vinci did have brains :-P
<daughter> I bet they were delicious, you fiendish ghoul, you!
<me> now you know the secret behind the mona lisa's mysterious smile :-P
<daughter> Braaaaaaains!
<me> :-D

<mouser> every time a quote for ewemoa is added, ewemoa has to abandon that nickname as if it were contaminated
<mouser> app, feel free to add that quote
<mouser> add it under _3w3m0a_
<mouser> as that nick is too hard for me to pronounce and i want it killed.
<mouser> i have now asserted control over ewemoa's nicknames
<mouser> each time he joins with one i dont like i will invent a ewemoa quotable for it
<mouser> and force him off it
<_3w3m0a_> ah well, fare well
* _3w3m0a_ has quit (Quit: WeeChat 0.4.1)

<ewekoala> hi mouser and Vurbal :)
<Vurbal> good morning :)
<Vurbal> as if time of day matters to me since I go for 2 or 3 days at a time without sleeping :)
<ewekoala> really? i keep falling asleep :)
<Vurbal> you've been reading my posts I take it. I've always recommended them as a treatment for insomnia
<ewekoala> lol
<ewekoala> i enjoy your posts -- though i do tend to return to them multiple times to digest them
<martinrue> ewekoala between the two of you, you've found equilibrium… you'll only be able to stay awake once Vurbal starts falling to sleep
<Vurbal> yeah they give me indigestion sometimes too :)
<ewekoala> martinrue: hmmm...will that work?
<martinrue> ewekoala yeah, there's pure science behind it, trust me
<ewekoala> Vurbal: ha ha ha -- it's more like an earlier stage, having trouble trying to bite off a piece
<ewekoala> martinrue: hmm, trust...that's something i have trouble with :)
<martinrue> trust AND being awake?
<ewekoala> yes, it appears that i'm not good at much ;)
<Vurbal> just remember when you're reading my posts that the way I see the world everything is that complicated
<ewekoala> Vurbal: thanks for the tip :)  i guess it helps if i've had some green tea before hand

<Wheatley> Look at my horse
<Wheatley> My horse is amazing!
<Wheatley> Give it a lick!
<Wheatley> It tastes just like raisins
<mouser> look at my josh,
<mouser> my josh is amazing
<mouser> with a mention of his name
<mouser> he shows up in my brain
<mouser> like a troll on a toad
<mouser> he runs into the road
<mouser> at the top his voice
<mouser> he makes a horrifying noise
<mouser> and crawls back to his hole
<mouser> where he lives with a mole.