The Book of Menchi

<Menchi187|Laptop> my bike can do 100kmph/65mph
<Menchi187|Laptop> which is the legal limits here in most roads :D
<pyrana> sweet
<Menchi187|Laptop> i just need to get 2 passport photos done,then sign them,then drop them into the tax office
<Menchi187|Laptop> then 5 working days later,i should have my license ^_^
<pyrana> neato
<pyrana> an step in your plans to world domination comes to fruition
<pyrana> another*
<Menchi187|Laptop> yep
<Menchi187|Laptop> some day
<pyrana> in no time you'll have some hot chic sitting on your throbbing... motorbike
<Menchi187|Laptop> :P
<Menchi187|Laptop> working on that
<pyrana> hehe
<Menchi187|Laptop> app's wb shows my progress isnt going well
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<app> WB Menchi187|Laptop <Frozen-Shade> ...Where did you get a willy? O_O <Motoko> borrowed the dildo from mench <|Bullet|> menchi owns a dildo? O.o <Motoko> yessir lol
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<Menchi187|Laptop> not that one >_>
<pyrana> lol
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<app> WB Menchi187|Laptop <Menchi187> i was thinking of getting a list of every online person i meet tattoo'd on my ass <Menchi187> but it'd get creepy once i met yaoiboy
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<Menchi187|Laptop> fuck it
<pyrana> hehe
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<Menchi187|Laptop> yo share
<pyrana> greetings share
<Menchi187|Laptop> lets try again
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<app> WB Menchi187|Laptop <Menchi187> my mother fell down the stairs while pregnant with me <Menchi187> yeah...people say it made me stupid....but i proved them
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<Menchi187|Laptop> fuck it then
<pyrana> rofl
<pyrana> app has a good random collection there
<Menchi187|Laptop> i noticed =\
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<app> WB Menchi187|Laptop <menchi187>the bottle has a huge crotch bulge though....which is kinda disturbing
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<pyrana> heh
<Menchi187|Laptop> :(
<pyrana> app could compile and publish a small book entitled 'The wisdom of Menchi'
<Menchi187|Laptop> lol
<Menchi187|Laptop> the book of menchi
<pyrana> hmm
<pyrana> maybe they could revise the bible and include it
<Menchi187|Laptop> one more time
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<app> WB Menchi187|Laptop <Menchi187|Laptop> i needed something to buy to hit on the hot gamestop girl <Menchi187|Laptop> and i saw zelda and said fuck it ill give it a go <Menchi187|Laptop> and after all that,she shot me down
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<Menchi187|Laptop> yes!!
<Menchi187|Laptop> there it is
<pyrana> aww
<pyrana> good on you for trying
<Menchi187|Laptop> :P
<pyrana> so plan B next then ?
<Menchi187|Laptop> oh i havent given up on her yet
<pyrana> execellent
<pyrana> so how goes the stalking then ? xD
<Menchi187|Laptop> well those night vision goggles you recommended are great
<pyrana> naturally
<pyrana> worked a treat for me
<pyrana> makes stalking both the nieghbours wife AND daughter so much easier
<pyrana> neighbours*
<Menchi187|Laptop> lol
<Anime_Share_2007> yo guys
<Anime_Share_2007> still playing with that woman Menchi
<pyrana> he's alive! (evil laugh)
<Menchi187|Laptop> for now
<pyrana> if at first you don't succeed.. kidnapping is always an option..
<Anime_Share_2007> surprised she isn't acting like Kikyou and stalking you yet
<Menchi187|Laptop> dont remind me....
<pyrana> lol

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