<LaKraven> I changed the lights in my kitchen from Halogen bulbs to LED...
<LaKraven> now it's like the fabric of space-time has ruptured, resulting in my kitchen being 3 times larger
<LaKraven> it genuinely takes me more steps to get across my kitchen now
<LaKraven> My kitchen is now a tardis!
* LaKraven is now known as TheDoctor

<lanux128> i feel the dark side beckoning me each day
<lanux128> yesterday i momentarily stopped in front of an apple store
<lanux128> then i pretended to tie my shoelaces and walked away.. :D
<lanux128> true story that
<lanux128> oh, i left out one fact
<lanux128> i was wearing sandals btw
<Deozaan> Wearing sandals?
<Deozaan> Dirty hippy!
<lanux128> what you mean?
<lanux128> i took a bath last week!
<Deozaan> Relatively clean hippy!
<lanux128> save some water, man! :D
<Deozaan> I do that by only flushing the toilet once a week. ;)
* lanux128 thinks of way to out-do Deozaan
<lanux128> aha! i pee on my potted plants!
<lanux128> natural urea
<Deozaan> I save water by using the leftover water from your potted plants for my bath water!
<Deozaan> Naturally filtered by the soil. So it's clean. . . enough.
<lanux128> haha..
<lanux128> people do drink processed water, you know
<lanux128> http://www.nuwaterglobal.com/
<Deozaan> I don't drink it. I bathe in it.
<Deozaan> The plants can drink your urea. I'm not going to.
<Ehtyar> this
<lanux128> lol, i was reminded of the tbbt episode
<Ehtyar> is some SERIOUSLY disturbing conversation
<lanux128> what? this is environment-friendly discussion.. :D
<Deozaan> The earth is disturbed by your lack of environmental considerations!

<edvar[d]> this is weird
<edvar[d]> a wire has been hitting a case fan for about a month or so
* edvar[d] is too lazy to fix it
<edvar[d]> just a minute ago, i think the fan got fed up
<edvar[d]> i heard the the familiar 'ttzzzztzzzttzzz' of the wire hitting the fan
<edvar[d]> then
<edvar[d]> 'ttzzeeeerrrrccccht!'
<edvar[d]> and something spit out on the table
<edvar[d]> and the fan is no longer making noise
<edvar[d]> happily spinning
<edvar[d]> can't find the bit that was spit out
<edvar[d]> o_O
<edvar[d]> fan vengeance
<edvar[d]> fear it

<DaynaGirl> I just realised... well may I realised before but didn't care enough to be vocal about it.
<DaynaGirl> in the tv series NCIS:LA almost every week they are shooting into and through crowds... could you imaging the news media?
<DaynaGirl> and the social media? Utube videos of 'semi secret' "agents" online shooting up their town and the fact the govt has no comment and who are these people?
<Stephen66> lol
<DaynaGirl> I can just imagine CNN standing outside the scene of a shooting, cameras in the hospital and outside the courts trying to imagine why nobody has been arrested yet...
<DaynaGirl> "Nothing to report here yet, but again here are the events so far"
<DaynaGirl> and of course utube would have blurry shakey movies from some guy who was filming his gf in her new lingerie and just happend to include the view through a window...
<DaynaGirl> and there would be endless circling of news and police choppers searching for something...ANYTHING to show to keep the circus running.
<DaynaGirl> and in LA there are a LOT (FUCKING HUGE NUMBER) of helicopters in the air at any time.
<DaynaGirl> and then would come the interviewing of witnesses....
<DaynaGirl> and weeks later someone would remind them of the last shooting and then we'd have to project that as a possible serial shooter. Is this gang related?
<DaynaGirl> hehe...
<Stephen66> lol

<Deozaan> Why doesn't the internet use public/private key authentication instead of passwords?
<Lashiec> because they're still working on that
<Deozaan> What do you mean?
<Lashiec> making it easy for everyone, I mean
<Deozaan> You can do that for e-mail, can't you?
<Lashiec> with something like this: http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=27343.0
<Lashiec> PGP?
<Stephen66> biometrics would make life so much easie
<Stephen66> easier
<Deozaan> Not if you were undead!
<Deozaan> Because you know... undead don't have fingerprints...
<Deozaan> or retinas to scan
<Stephen66> why dont they have finger prints
<Deozaan> I dunno.
<Deozaan> For some reason I was thinking biometrics meant like having a pulse.
<Deozaan> But then I realized my mistake and so I started sarcastically making excuses as to why I was still correct.
<Stephen66> lol
<Lashiec> you can use the inflexion of their voice when they say "BRAAAAAINS" as a secondary authentication method
* Deozaan laughs.
<Stephen66> lol

For those that don't know, my internet connection sucks. I suffer from frequent disconnections. Today is one of those bad days when I can't stay connected for more than a few minutes at a time.

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<GLaDOS> GO APRIL GO!
<GLaDOS> You show that internet connection!
<GLaDOS> "I will not be abused any longer. I am the 99% and YOU, internet connection, are the 1%"
<GLaDOS> April is attending the "Occupy my Internet Connection" movement
<mouser> lol
<Ath> her test just fell apart (quit) ;)
<Ath> test/*tent
<GLaDOS> She was evicted
<GLaDOS> apparently her internet connection holds more power over here
<GLaDOS> The "1%" is holding her down!
<GLaDOS> GO VERIZON!!!!
* Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).

<lrswork> Krishean: im shocked by your insanity
<lrswork> ;)
<app> i am only shocked krish hasn't found a way to install the computer parts into himself, or upload his consciousness to the internet yet.
<Krishean> and i'm working on getting my consciousness uploaded lol, thats a long term project
<Krishean> i've also thought about integration tho
<lrswork> build a kCloud
<lrswork> get in the cloud
<lrswork> be the cloud
<Krishean> i'd probably end up being a virus
<Krishean> except instead of screwing things up i woud optomise all the programs on your computer lol
<Krishean> y halo thar code bloat... lets just fix that while i'm passing through

<mouser> cool: http://www.gadgetreview.com/2011/11/neverwet-spray.html
<mouser> check out that video
<Deozaan> Where do I buy it?
<Deozaan> Also, what happens if you swallow it? :-/
<Lashiec> that's surreal
<Deozaan> Imagine the locomotive possibilities!
<Deozaan> Coat the road with NeverWet
<Deozaan> Coat the underside of your vehicle with NeverWet
<Deozaan> put find a way to trap the water under your vehicle
<Deozaan> and you will just glide along
<Deozaan> almost like a superconductive magnetic rail thingy
<GLaDOS> heh
<Deozaan> I just thought of a good troll application of NeverWet technology.
<Deozaan> Painter's Canvasses. :D
<Deozaan> Shirts at a wet t-shirt exhibit.
<Deozaan> Or for Sponges. :D
<Deozaan> NeverWet cups would be awesome. No more trying to get the last drop out of your cup.
<mouser> :)
<Deozaan> NeverWet fish tanks would probably be easier to clean.
<Deozaan> Might not have to clean them
<Deozaan> Well, you'd have to change the water
<Deozaan> but the tank walls would probably stay mostly clean.
<Deozaan> Heheh. Another troll idea: NeverWet Toilet Paper
<Lashiec> do your best Jesus impression with NeverWet!
<Lashiec> walk on water along your friends!
<Deozaan> That's not how it works. . .
<Deozaan> You'd just come out of the water dry.
<Lashiec> NeverWet, always ruining my fun :(
<Deozaan> I'm enjoying these videos: http://www.neverwet.com/videos-news.php
<mouser> crazy
<Deozaan> I wanna go to the store and buy some.
<Deozaan> It's probably pretty dangerous though.
<Deozaan> There could be fat people at the store.
<Deozaan> So I'd best be safe and order it online.