Needs a Magic Tutorial

¨°ºO Blutig O> who knows perl?
¨°ºO Blutig O> I mean who knows Kernel
¨°ºO Blutig O> I mean who knows Pascal?
app> what do you need to know?
¨°ºO Blutig O> can you advise me a good pascal tutorial
¨°ºO Blutig O> I wanna learn it
¨°ºO Blutig O> ru still alive?
app> http://delphi.about.com
¨°ºO Blutig O> it's not ok
¨°ºO Blutig O> I wanna know it without learning

Help! I'm banned!

23 Jorden> hey i was banned from another room and i didnt do anything i think they rangebanned me how can i get back in?
13 app> jorden: try praying to the p2p gods
23 Jorden> lol
23 Jorden> right
23 Jorden> is there any way other then praying?
07 HypnotiC> Reading the p2p Bible
13 app> sacrifice a virgin maybe?
23 Jorden> no
23 Jorden> lol
23 Jorden> its the room Super_Happy_Fun_Chat
23 Jorden> can any 1 help?
23 Jorden> :-(
23 Jorden> i dont know the p2p gods and i dont have the p2p bible and i dont have a virgin to sacrifice

programming w/ a hot guy

06 <3~tiffany~<3> Any hot guys?
02 John> tiffany
06 <3~tiffany~<3> John
02 John> this a computer programming chat room this room is not for sex
02 John> or anything alike
06 <3~tiffany~<3> Lol sex?
02 John> lol
06 <3~tiffany~<3> John i know...i want to know computer programming w/ a hot guy :)
02 John> ok
02 John> where are you from?
06 <3~tiffany~<3> East Coast
02 John> mmm
06 <3~tiffany~<3> Lol
02 John> well, I would teach if you were close to me
02 John> I live in Los Angeles California
02 John> got msn?
06 <3~tiffany~<3> Yes
06 <3~tiffany~<3> I dont use it
02 John> shoot it
02 John> why not?
06 <3~tiffany~<3> Its crap
02 John> lol
02 John> how is it crap?
06 <3~tiffany~<3> just is
02 John> lol
06 <3~tiffany~<3> Bed time :p Bank of america is killin me
02 John> any way, what programming language do you wanna learn?
02 John> lol
06 <3~Tiffany~<3 has parted

mmmm...brains

app> i still want your brains :-D
/\/\artin> lol ... frontal lobe is all I'm offering

The Big Monitor

app> http://216.127.51.88/monitors/athens/features/index.htm
app> i would LOVE to have the big one there
app> $18,000!
zibo> too big
app> no such thing
zibo> you wouldnt use more than 2 of those
app> that's what you think
zibo> it wouldnt run on your shitty computer, think what good graphic card youd need
zibo> or cards
zibo> like 5 of them
app> you are talking to someone that is always in 11 chatrooms at the same time...on 4 networks, with 3 chat clients...
app> plus web pages, and other shit
zibo> so
app> so, zibo...
zibo> this doesnt take great computer
app> are you going to buy it for me...along with whatever i need to make it work?
app> my daughter would love it for graphics work
zibo has parted
app> i guess that means 'no'
zibo sharing 9 files, has joined
Soothsayer> lmao that monitor is bigger than my house
zibo> you live in a cardboard box ?
Soothsayer> bigger than my room*
Soothsayer> well my house ain't too big as flats are too expensive here
zibo> your room is like 3 feet long ?
Soothsayer> fuck U, that was an expression
Soothsayer> dont get too theoretical
Soothsayer> :p
zibo> shouldnt it be literatical ?
zibo> .
app> is that even a word?
zibo> im quite sure it is
Soothsayer> its not
app> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=literatical
app> No entry found for literatical.
zibo> literal then ?
Soothsayer> wats the meaning u want to convey ?
zibo> nvm it
Soothsayer> lol
app> zibo...stay in school