Alternate title: Never ask a stupid question in a programming channel

<kiyoura> anyone actually gonna talk about C in here?
<Shahid> ok
<Shahid> you first
<Shahid> i'm trying to figure out ALSA and setting up full-duplex mode
<Shahid> it's annoying
<Polynomial> C is a great letter
<Polynomial> it's symmetrical in one way only
<Polynomial> both in capital and lowercase
<Polynomial> plus it's in a whole bunch of swear words
<Polynomial> like cunt, cock, dick, fuck, etc
<Polynomial> even etc has a C in it.
<Polynomial> it's so awesome, that it can take over for S sometimes too

<cn28h> #suggest why won't
<MrSlave> cn28h: Google suggests: why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea, why won't god heal amputees, why won't my ipod sync, why won't limewire connect, why won't itunes open, why won't my car start, why won't facebook load, why won't my ipod turn on, why won't he marry me, why won't my iphone turn on

<omgplzstfukthx> #suggest why
<MrSlave> omgplzstfukthx: Google suggests: why do men have nipples, why is the sky blue, why is my poop green, whyy, why do cats purr, why do dogs eat grass, why did the chicken cross the road, why do dogs eat poop, why is there a dead pakistani on my couch, why did i get married

<LordXenu> #suggest my underwear
<MrSlave> LordXenu: Google suggests: my underwear are always wet, my underwear smells like ammonia, my underwear smells, my underwear stinks, my underwear drawer, god bless my underwear, yellow stuff in my underwear, me in my underwear, why does my underwear smell, husband wears my underwear
<TRON> god bless my underwear"
<TRON> ?
<TRON> sorry
<TRON> i just have to question that

<prohacker69> hey
<prohacker69> the css hack isn't working for me
<Misao-chan> This isn't a hack channel, get the fuck out you stupid troll.
<prohacker69> is anyone here?
<Shahid> synchronised(mutex) { ... } :)
<Shahid> just wraps it in a pthread_mutex_lock/unlock but i like the syntax
<Misao-chan> You should set +R
<Misao-chan> >.>
<Shahid> maybe, but it's not a problem atm, unless cn28h thinks so
<Shahid> hardly anyone interested in C, i bet c++ is active
<C-o-r-E> #c++ we mainly talk about tentacle rape
<C-o-r-E> which is very much the style of the language
<Misao-chan> C++ is only semi-active <.<
<Misao-chan> Also, if programming in C++ is comparable to tentacle rape, then I wish I were a female anime character (IRC handle notwithstanding)

<Shahid> where can i put some html?
<Riddle_Box> http://rafb.net/paste
<C-o-r-E> get a tatoo
<C-o-r-E> <img src="goatse.jpg">
<C-o-r-E> :P
<cn28h> at least do it correctly and make it <img src="goatse.jpg" />
<cn28h> ;P

<Indi> if you did var.at(n) (which is the same thing as var[n], but
safer) you would get an exception
<Riddle_Box> saftey is important
<Riddle_Box> always use protection();
<Indi> he he he
<Indi> jackass ^_^
<Riddle_Box> ass jacker
<Indi> i'm gonna have to remember that one
<Riddle_Box> remember what one?
<Indi> always use protection();
<Riddle_Box> good pick up line for chix programmers
<Indi> ^_^
<Riddle_Box> assuming you can express ascii characters verbally
<Indi> yeah, you walk up to a chick programmer that's being hit on by a
bunch of guy programmers and you say "hey baby, ditch these chars and
come get with me. i'm a long."
<Riddle_Box> and we'll go grab a byte and hang
<Indi> genius ^_^
<Ureno> Indeed..
<Riddle_Box> then we can undergo polymorphism
<Indi> using the insertion operator
<Riddle_Box> and stream data in