A Voting Fraud Report from Virginia

I received the following IM message from a friend that lives in Virginia.

If you have heard anything similar, DO NOT BELIEVE IT!

Today is the only day to vote. Tomorrow is too late and the polls will be closed and you will not have a chance to vote and make yourself heard.

Don't listen to the lies! Go vote TODAY!

freon says (8:24 AM):
va is messed up.. there have been fliers going around saying that republicans vote today, democrats tomorrow..
freon says (8:24 AM):
rumor going around school the same thing...
freon says (8:25 AM):
now,, we get an email from the provost.. saying that election day is being moved back a day
freon says (8:25 AM):
and get another email about that the mail servers had been 'hacked'
freon says (8:25 AM):
lol
app says (8:25 AM):
BULLSHIT!
app says (8:25 AM):
you go vote
app says (8:25 AM):
today
freon says (8:25 AM):
oh.. i will.. dont worry.. i just found it funny
app says (8:25 AM):
it's not funny at all
freon says (8:26 AM):
well that is true, it isn't funny, but just the mass emails from the provost lately is funny
freon says (8:26 AM):
cause there was a concern with alot of students missing classes because of election day...
freon says (8:27 AM):
im taking off of work 2 hrs early.. so i can drive an hour to vote
freon says (8:28 AM):
still doing last minute research on the candidates

Nightmares

Muppet says:
i had a nightmare
Muppet says:
the pc i built had smoke coming out of it
Muppet says:
the processor overheated and burned up
Muppet says:
i wonder if anyone dreams in code
Muppet says:
<dream> public static void instantiate nightmare... </dream>

The Magic Key

freon says (7:15 PM):
great
freon says (7:15 PM):
for some reason
freon says (7:15 PM):
I hit some key
freon says (7:15 PM):
and i start typing in japanese
freon says (7:15 PM):
or chinese
app says (7:15 PM):
LOL
app says (7:16 PM):
you figure out how to fix it?
freon says (7:16 PM):
歌又淤 取
freon says (7:16 PM):
no...

Easter Egg?

app says (1:41 PM): you should add an easter egg to 2dvr...something 'nasty' ;)
app says (1:42 PM): special little something that will allow you to whip out a gun & shoot aston
app says (1:42 PM): and only you know how
app says (1:42 PM): or better yet...a white van to run him over
Martin says (1:51 PM): LOL
Martin says (1:51 PM): I had already thought of that
Martin says (1:52 PM): but I don't like to put easter eggs in my code, I'd rather support some kind of plugin which legitimately added that awesome feature

Brain Tumor

Aston says:
  you happen to be up?
Aston says:
  hmm
Aston says:
  you ever wanted a brain tumor?
Aston says:
  not in like a, life threatening way
Aston says:
  just.. a brain tumor
Aston says:
  guess it must be just me
Aston says:
  ill let you ponder that for later

Insanity is contagious

Steph> Don't drive me crazy!
Steph> I will ruin the world!

(implying that it will set off a chain reaction that will drive everyone in the world insane and send them all on a killing spree resulting in the extinction of the human race)

Missing Nose

Cailin says:
missing: nose
last seen: previous picture
reward: poon

Bad bad programmer

KM says: and btw, 95% of computer users are morons :-P
KM says: just look at how many people payed for winmx if you need proof :-P
app says: look at how many people run your stuff if you need proof :-P
KM says: exactly
KM says: not even i would run half of my stuff, lol