its a shitty website

<wOLF> BoT yikes
<BoT> &#3626;&#3623;&#3633;&#3626;&#3604;&#3637; bot
<wOLF> er
<lenny322000> wtf? lol
<wOLF> BoT wtf?
<BoT> like you
<wOLF> BoT do you like trivia?
<BoT> *brings you to hot tub*
<wOLF> lol
<Owler99> lol
<wOLF> randomly pulls from a website when you say its name
<lenny322000> i think that answers that
* wOLF on Madchild - Mental Explosion  » [00:01/05:46]
<wOLF> @Trivia-Bot APRILS Top 10 - #1: lenny322000 4613000 #2: DisComBoBuLaTeD 2154800 #3: Tiny 621000 #4: AboD 206325 #5: Javi 153975 #6: Sutekh 148450 #7: Clopec 106850 #8: Echo 81250 #9: Drisanna 79400 #10: tamana 51075
<BoT> sex it up
<wOLF> :\
<wOLF> DisComBoBuLaTeD is catching up lenny322000
<lenny322000> rofl thats only april;s month
<lenny322000> ing
<lenny322000> <@Trivia-Bot>  TOP 10 PLAYERS -  #1:  lenny322000 20296300  #2:  DisComBoBuLaTeD 9435925
<BoT> *leans in and lays head on shouldepr
<lenny322000> 20 million to 9 million, i win :P
<wOLF> damn
* wOLF on Madchild - Little Bad Wolf  » [00:01/05:27]
<wOLF> wtf kind of website are you pulling form BoT ?
<BoT> its a shitty website
<wOLF> lol
<wOLF> thats what i thought
<app> lol
<app> funny bot
<BoT> my names cassie .....

Japanese is Difficult

<ShotZ> Nihongo ga hanaseru youni narimasu youni. - I wish to be able to speak Japanese.
<MusicalMind> ShotZ: Get something that teaches it then :D
* ShotZ grins.
<ShotZ> I tried.  It's not an easy language.  I had an easier time learning C++.
* Michellette spits coffee
* ShotZ offers a napkin.
<Michellette> such a gentleman
* ShotZ grins.

New to IRC

* joblo has joined #bitme
<joblo> hi i am new to irc wot is there to do?
<eruhu> Talk.
<joblo> is that all? where's the porn at?
<eruhu> Try limewire.
<joblo> is everyone in this channel idling or are they asleep?
<eruhu> It's kind of early.  Where I am, at least.  I'd say sleeping.
* joblo has left #bitme

Up or Down?

<FleshBug> man, I got in this elevator in vegas once...
<FleshBug> and these 2 guys are standing there
<FleshBug> and one looks at my nuts
<FleshBug> and the other says "you going up or down?"
<Shezmu> lmao
<FleshBug> (in an effeminate voice)
<hippywarrior> oh no.....................
<FleshBug> yeah, I was concerned at that point
<Shezmu> That is awesome, FleshBug
<FleshBug> yeah, it was cool
* FleshBug laughs
<hippywarrior> was there a panic button?
<Keim> shoulda asked which way he was going
<Keim> then said the opposite
<Shezmu> Brb. Almost class time.
<FleshBug> I found however, that a redneck voice tends to drive any advances off
<hippywarrior> cooool
<Shezmu> FleshBug: You going up or down?
<hippywarrior> i should be safe
* Shezmu runs off
<FleshBug> hah
* FleshBug thinks one of his dvd burners is about to croak
<hippywarrior> i was developing a fear of elevators
<hippywarrior> :)
<FleshBug> nah, you'll be ok.... UNLESS you get propositioned by a west virginian
<FleshBug> :)
<hippywarrior> lol
* hippywarrior runs from h1dd3n :D

Marriage proposal

<Shezmu> Bitme_Bot
<Shezmu> Marry me
<Shezmu> tonight
* Bitme_Bot hands Shezmu a ring
* Bitme_Bot notices that it is red, and glowing
* Bitme_Bot notices a burning smell, coming from Shezmu
<Bitme_Bot> Just kidding, I love all.

Oh noes! It's a trap!

<hippywarrior> ya know the question i hate most from my wife...what do you want to eat
<hippywarrior> that is a trap
<hippywarrior> if i say...i don't know...i am no help
<hippywarrior> if i say...i don't care... "you should care"
<hippywarrior> if i say i want this...its i don't want that
<hippywarrior> its a trap

botsex

* Linuxgrrl ticles Bitme_Bot
<blueboybob> oooohhh kinky
* Bitme_Bot tickles Linuxgrrl with a feather
* Linuxgrrl giggles
<blueboybob> do i need to leave?
* blueboybob sets up the camera
<Linuxgrrl> :p
* blueboybob installs night vision
* Linuxgrrl pokes both of blueboybob's eyes out.
<blueboybob> ok all done... continue please
* Bitme_Bot installs glow in the dark underwear
<Linuxgrrl> hahah with a big yellow glow in the dark arrow? pointing the way?
* Bitme_Bot likes the sound of that
<Linuxgrrl> i bet :p
<blueboybob> makes it easier
<blueboybob> men need all the help they can get
* Bitme_Bot /nick kinky_bot
* blueboybob has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.4/2007051502])
<app> he couldn't handle it

Crazy Dogs

* hippywarrior hands Drisanna a cup of coffee
* Drisanna is seriously considering committing little doggiecide this morning.
* Drisanna sips the coffee gratefully.
<hippywarrior> so whats the dog do'n?
<Drisanna> Well, they woke me up bouncing on the bed, playing and barking. Not ENTIRELY their fault, Dray shut them in the room when he left this morning.
<hippywarrior> lol
<Drisanna> But still, I'm not going to let that stand in the way of a good strangling.
<Drisanna> Then, they decided that potatoes should be on the breafast menu, scattered half a dozen or so around the upstairs, taking a bite or two out of several. . .
<hippywarrior> trade you for a puppy
<hippywarrior> ooooooooooh no
<Drisanna> Then, they apparently figured that I wasn't getting to my next needlepoint fast enough, and that they should "sort" the yarn for me. . . I found two multi-colored bundles in the living room.
<hippywarrior> pooooooor Drisanna
<hippywarrior> :(
<Drisanna> Oh, and they decided that I was making the bed ENTIRELY for their entertainment so they spent a good bit of time unmaking it as fast as I was making it. . .
<Drisanna> So yeah, they're pretty high up there on my sh** list this morning . . .