<msocorcim> my daughter had just turned 2.. I took her to a lakefront park (more like a huge pond - a city reservoir)
<msocorcim> there were some ducks and a gaggle of enormous butt-ugly geese wandering around the boat ramp looking for handouts and litter
<msocorcim> she was tugging on my hand trying to get at them and I asked her what wants... she says lets get those ducks and eat them
<msocorcim> pretty damn funny... I was expecting the petting zoo thing, but she's all business

<Obeliks> http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_142869.htm
<Obeliks> now isn't that nice
<Obeliks> W32/Deletemp3.worm is written using Borland Delphi and its payload is to delete any mp3 files found on the infected computer.
<Obeliks> :D
<MithWork> anybody want to go ask codegear how many delphi licenses the RIAA owns ? :)
<Buggz> Naw, fight fire with fire! RIAA probably pirated Delphi in order to create the virus.

<Drk`Angel> I love web ads.
<Drk`Angel> "This is not a joke, you are the 10,000th visitor. Click here!"
<Drk`Angel> yeah, whatever.
<Mjolnir> All web ads should have a "we don't believe you" button attached to them that delivers an electric shock to the purpetrator.
<Vibes^> I think that's reasonable.

<LordCrc> hmm
<LordCrc> i never really noticed that the goatse guy has a wedding ring...
<LordCrc> creepy

daedo> hah i got a front page story on digg
daedo> and it was while i was kinda drunk and just being a smartass
daedo> found some stats that showed Mac's marketshare is pretty much a negligable plateau, wanted to post it on digg but figured it would never hit the front page, so for the title and summary i put stuff like "apple market share continues to rise, could this be the beginning of a new dominant PC OS?"
daedo> and of course it hit the front page and about 90% of the comments on it are like "duh did you even read the stats"
daedo> about 2% got that it was a joke
daedo> http://digg.com/apple/Apple_Continues_to_Win_Massive_Market_Share
daedo> pretty good experiment in how Digg doesn't really work

mrHell> ohh wow... VB.net feels like an actualy programming language
mrHell> this is sooo strange

cATFLAP> damn .. my missus just came down the stairs and found me with delphi code on the screen .. i feel ashamed
cATFLAP> she should catch me with p0rn onscreen like other blokes

joe90> the mouse wheel has to be one of the most useful improvements to the mouse that could have been made..
joe90> dunno how we survived without it..
Drk`Angel> We made it without penecillin for quite a while, I don't think the mouse wheel was that big of a deal. ;)
Drk`Angel> The Dawn of Time ... life emerges from the primordial ooze, finds that the mouse wheel hasn't yet been invented, and just gives up. History ends abruptly, and quite early.

nugget> oh, that kinda dealio.. we can shape our DRM interface to provide certain deals like that.. would just take a bit of custom mods
nugget> when it comes to DRM, we usually customize each customer who has it in place
Rahly> when it comes to DRM, we usually sodomize each customer who has it in place
nugget> well, sodomy isnt my strong suite
Rahly> suit or suite?
nugget> probably suit.. shall i begin sodomizing you?
Rahly> no, because i don't have drm in place
nugget> well thats just no good.
Rahly> thats just your opinion

DaynaGirl> how come the owners of pitt bulls look like they shouldn't be breeding either...

joe90> "i know why you're here, Btrieve. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer"
joe90> you're trying to install linux..

mrw> need some keyboardpressing practice.
app> lol
app> or a 'smart keyboard' that can read your mind and prevent typos by moving the keys to where you feel like typing
mrw> imagine that keyboard when one is wasted...
app> imagine that keyboard when you are thinking one thing and wanting to be nice & type something else
mrw> i have a quest... "beer" ... about the interne... "sex" ... is there anyone here that .... "has big titts" ... that might
mrw> it wouldnt work ...

* Squasige will be getting laid in 4 minutes
* Squasige cackles
DaynaGirl> Squasige: *laugh* she delivers?
Squasige> lol
ootje> fleshlight
DaynaGirl> Squasige: if I were getting laid... I wouldn't be here bragging.
Blade^> its always nice when you hire them to have them turn up punctually
Squasige> she's in the bathroom
Squasige> just waiting =]
ootje> waiting for the viagra to help you?
DaynaGirl> Squasige: so shouldn't you be tidying up?
Squasige> u guys are so funny :)
ootje> `hehe
Squasige> DaynaGirl all spotless :)
app> Squasige: and the only thing you can think about is bragging on irc?
DaynaGirl> Squasige: picking up your underwear and socks.... or soemthing?
* Squasige neatly places his lube
Squasige> lol
Squasige> actually
Squasige> loads of undies and sox
Squasige> she doesnt care
Squasige> moohah
Blade^> lube?
Blade^> ahh
Blade^> so its a she-male
Blade^> whatever floats your boat
app> lol
Blade^> :)
Squasige> lube is always essential
Blade^> just as long as she isn't too expensive
Blade^> make sure you get value for money
Squasige> hah hah, side splitting humour
Squasige> as always!
DaynaGirl> musta paid a fortune if she's willing to overlook the undies and socks.
Squasige> brb
Squasige> :)
* Squasige has quit ()
Blade^> brb?
Blade^> oh
moonlord> haha
Blade^> it won't take long
DaynaGirl> he's coming back!!!
ootje> haha
DaynaGirl> oh gawd.
ootje> that was revealing :P
Mag69> ewww
Mag69> DaynaGirl: almost there?
msocorcim> nice when you can find a contractor willing to take on small jobs
Blade^> heh
Mag69> so hookers are contractors now?
msocorcim> considering there's a fair chance they've contracted something...
Mag69> wonder if any have yearly membership discounts
Mag69> msocorcim: hahaha
Blade^> i wonder if they do group discount
Blade^> "We accept coach parties"
Mag69> Blade^: i would guess in that case they charge more :)
Blade^> no no it should get cheaper
Mag69> more wear and tear on the equipment in groups :)
Blade^> economies of scale

Blade^> omg
Blade^> Channel 4 are offering you the chance to watch Lost online
Blade^> but in there help they say this:
Blade^> "Internet Explorer's "Privacy" settings set to the default "Medium" setting
Blade^> - Firewalls and pop-up blockers disabled
moonlord> heh
Blade^> yeh lets all reduce our security
moonlord> yea lets all use Internet Explorer
Blade^> :)

DaynaGirl> my mom installed something... and it beeps, pops, crackles and whines whenever she does anything...
omgplzstf> ewww
DaynaGirl> yeah. she likes it though.
DaynaGirl> everything she does has its little confirmation sound.
DaynaGirl> openwindow boodip. closewindow... dipboo
mejoblogg> heheh, where where?
mejoblogg> i want
DaynaGirl> www.google.com
DaynaGirl> I wouldn't know what its called.
mejoblogg> search for boodip dipboo ?
mejoblogg> ach, nm, back to 'work'
DaynaGirl> well you have to convert them to wavs first.

Rahly> LordCrc: tip, never do For Count := 0 to 254 do keybd_event( Count, 0, 0, 0);
LordCrc> Rahly: oh ? hehe
Rahly> oh yeah, it fucks up the entire system
Rahly> i don't think i can fix it without a reboot
Rahly> i can't right click in mirc
LordCrc> rofl
Rahly> i can't drag/drop files to and from explorer, even killing and restarting it doesn't work
LordCrc> hahahaha
Rahly> let see
LordCrc> the powwwa of api!
Rahly> i can't click on any browser like if its jabascript
Rahly> that includes all gmail links
TByte> Rahly: I suggest you run a couple of spyware removal utilities.
Rahly> even killing all the iexplorer
Rahly> TByte, doesn't have anything to do with spyware man
TByte> it's probably hijacked by a buggy spyware...
TByte> as you wish mate, I know what im talking about :)
TByte> i guess someone else should suggest something better.
Rahly> TByte, why don't YOU try the code, and see what happens
TByte> oh I thought your PC was fucked?
Rahly> it is
TByte> what code then?!
Rahly> from 2 lines of delphi code i wrote
TByte> fuck it never mind, i cant be arsed
TByte> send it then.
Rahly> [2006/04/19 07:31] Rahly> LordCrc: tip, never do For Count := 0 to 254 do keybd_event( Count, 0, 0, 0);
TByte> AHHHHH
TByte> keyb event ! I see....
TByte> hit all the shift buttons
TByte> CTRL, ALT, both sides...
TByte> hit both shifts
TByte> that should release it.
Rahly> did that
TByte> um reboot will definitely fix it :)
Rahly> which i said
Rahly> i think there are other buttons on other keyboards that aren't present on mine
Rahly> i told you it wasn't spyware

[yeryry] How can I avoid EOutOfResources?
[FuzyLogic] BuyMoreResources();

<DaynaGirl> anyways... I was in the gym skipping gym.
<DaynaGirl> and I see this guy (whooo hoo he was hot) going into a room above the gym.
<DaynaGirl> so I ask around and find out they got a new computer for the school and people are welcome to check it out.
<DaynaGirl> I go up there and I'm the only girl up there.
<DaynaGirl> I check it out and its pretty cool... video screens and stuff.
<DaynaGirl> I talk to my hunky pants and he only wants to talk about the machinery...
<DaynaGirl> so I went to the library and got a book.
<DaynaGirl> but he is way over my head...
<DaynaGirl> turns out he is like a savant... absolutely brilliant at math and has a knack at computers.
<DaynaGirl> anyways... I join his little clique and soon we're dating.
<DaynaGirl> and dating leads to naked coding and well... you can learn alot doing that.
<DaynaGirl> anyways... I eventually dumped him.
<DaynaGirl> but he taught me I could be creative using computers... something I had an itch to do.
<DaynaGirl> cuz I can't sing, can't dance, and I specially can't draw.
<DaynaGirl> and apparently I can't sew either :-)  *laugh*