<Krish> a banana is 105 calories
<Krish> http://www.google.com/search?q=megawatt+hours+per+105+calories
<Krish> http://www.google.com/search?q=horsepower+per+105+calories
<Krish> there are 1.22033333 * 10^-7 megawatt hours in a banana
<Stephen66> OMG
<Stephen66> REALLY?
<Stephen66> ILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
<Krish> new unit of measurement: the banana-megawatt-hour

* Stephen66 is gettin ready to go watch a show and get drunk
<Stephen66> possibly get covered in blood if something goes wrong with the show lol
<Deozaan> Do it in the opposite order.
<Stephen66> Nah man, I wanna be sober(ish) to watch the live, human suspensions
<Deozaan> I thought you meant a TV show.
<Stephen66> Last time, the DJ got raised and tilted (with what are basically meathooks through your skin) while he was mixing heavy metal music
<Stephen66> http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=160262230680499
<Stephen66> kk guys, gonna go watch people get lifted off the ground cause they haz meathooks in thier ass/back :D
<Stephen66> cyas
<mouser> thats scary way to sign off isnt it?
<Deozaan> Yeah.
<Deozaan> Whoever invented that had to be a psychopath.
<Stephen66> k, i WOULD have been going but teh mrs aint ready
<Stephen66> so 10 more mins of NOTHING
<Stephen66> I wanty some beeeer
<Deozaan> See? I told you to get drunk first.
<Stephen66> lol
<Stephen66> wish I had beer in the house

<mouser> something is making me very scared...
<mouser> lately ive been eating these great tiny little pickled peppers
<mouser> but now it's made me wonder
<mouser> if we have Pickled Peppers
<mouser> and Pickled Eggs.
<mouser> WTF is a PICKLE PICKLE
<Stephen66> mmm pickled eggs
<mouser> FUCKING PICKLES are illegal object!
<mouser> null pointer!
<Stephen66> isnt a pickled pickle a gerkin?
<mouser> a pickle is not a thing
<mouser> its cheating
<mouser> its a lie
<mouser> its a scam
<mouser> what the hell is a picked pickle
<mouser> its a stack overflow
<Stephen66> oh
<Stephen66> its a pickled zuchiini
<mouser> an infinite recursion
<Stephen66> Zucchini*
<mouser> is it a cucumber?
<Stephen66> no, its a Zucchini
<mouser> no its not
<mouser> it looks like amonster
<Stephen66> gerkin?
<mouser> pickled pickles are the devil
<mouser> what is a gerkin?
<mouser> sounds like a gremlin

<Krishean1> ubuntu 10.10 sucks
<DaynaGirl> oh man... being a sympathetic puker... sucks when you have 3 cats with furballs.
<app103> reading the sympathetic puker line right after the ubuntu sucks one really gave me quite a laugh
<Gothi[c]> hahaha
<DaynaGirl> sorry I don't get it.
<app103> ubuntu sucks...your 3 cats are puking in sympathy
<DaynaGirl> whoa major twisting there
<Gothi[c]> Ubuntu sucks... :P~~~======%%%%%% .   :P~~~======%%%%%% . :P~~~======%%%%%% .  meow.
<app103> lol
app103> i should reboot and install the upgrade...and see if my cat pukes too

<app103> i just cut up a bunch of mutant carrots
<Stephen66> o_0
<mouser> that sounds scary
<app103> if you want to know why they are considered mutants, consider this...
<app103> 5 lbs = 8 carrots
<Stephen66> means nothing to me
<app103> you could club someone to death with one of these
<Stephen66> o lol
<app103> now to find out if the onions my hubby brought home are mutants too

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<Gothi[c]> hi
<mouser> hello
<DellaRoo> whats wrong with baby cody? why does he need to be rescued?
<Stephen66> I think Josh kidnapped him
<mouser> trying to get info from josh is like trying to talk to a carrot
<Stephen66> *mutant carrot
<DellaRoo> lol
<mouser> its like trying to talk to a mutant carrot while you are cutting the carrot and cutting your fingers and blood is spilling everywhere
<Stephen66> which app has now butchered, so its even harder
<DellaRoo> so cody is being held prisoner?
<mouser> he could be lost
<mouser> he could be in josh's basement, no one knows
<mouser> and josh wont say
<mouser> maybe josh lost him i have no idea

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<app103> my mutant carrots are delicious :-)
<mouser> no they arent
<mouser> but they have made your brain think they are
* app103 loves all carrots, mutant or otherwise
<app103> i used to hate them when i was little, till my grandmother made me grow them in her garden

<Gunrunner_Gray> Oh man, those guys at /g/
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Hello
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: I have a quick question
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Concerning the iPad
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: How may I help you?
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: How magical is the product? it says in your advertisements that it uses magic.
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering this chat service to assist our customers.
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: Are you looking to purchase the iPad?
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Well yes, but I am also looking to slay a level 80 dragon and foolishly did not bring a mage with me, how magical is your iPad?
<Gunrunner_Gray> Oho, the laughter is ripe with this
<Gunrunner_Gray> And another
<Gunrunner_Gray> Christian K: What would you like to be able to do with it?

<Krishean> i had a terrible, terrible idea
<app103> terrible as in great?
<Krishean> terrible as in terrible
<Krishean> append the word 'pants' to every text file on linux
<app103> usually your terrible ideas are awesome, so i had to ask
<Krishean> put a pants shell script in one of the directories
<Krishean> see how many times pants runs at startup
<app103> where do you come up with this stuff?
<Krishean> i don't know
<Krishean> i have papers saying i'm sane
<Krishean> but i still say i was faking it
<Krishean> that probably just became a quote
<app103> this one is better not taken out of context so it will end up on the blog instead
<Krishean> lol

<Krishean> wtf is this
<Krishean> first microsoft has you agree to a 57 page eula
<Krishean> then another 28 page eula before you can even think about looking at tv channels
<Krishean> fuck you microsoft
<Ehtyar> <3 Linux
<Krishean> lol linux is no better, but instead of agreeing to worthless eulas all over the place you have to manually configure everything, each with its own undocumented config file, each config file being in a different place before you can see tv
<Ehtyar> le sigh
<Ehtyar> it's as easy as installing rtorrent, which is available on almost any repo you care to choose, then using one of a dozen torrent sites to find the show you want
<Ehtyar> you then pick one of a half dizen media players available for Linux that play every format under the sun, sit back, and enjoy
<Krishean> unless you want to play dvds
<app103> or do it wirelessly
<Krishean> then you have to jump through all kinds of hoops before it will allow you to OMFG YOUR BREAKING THE DMCA YOU PIRATE
<Krishean> as if it would let you watch a dvd you own on a free operating system
<Ehtyar> Krishean, add a repo to yum/apt and run a single command
<Ehtyar> dvd playback installed
<Ehtyar> app, i've no idea how to do that on any OS
<Krishean> im just pissed that it has all kinds of warnings before it will let you install libdvdcss2
<Ehtyar> of all the places I'm happy for there to be cables in my, my av setup is at the top of the list
<Ehtyar> i'd rather warnings than eulas
<Krishean> "if you live in the united states it may be illegal to watch dvds on linux"
<Ehtyar> not to mention i'd prefer they notified me before i broke the law
<Krishean> i tend not to care about laws anymore
<Krishean> most of the ones i'm breaking are either retardedly stupid, or so outdated they don't really apply anymore
<Ehtyar> and that's your perogative, but you certainly can't hold it against floss developers
<app103> Ehtyar: let me refresh your memory http://omgplzstfukthx.blogspot.com/2009/02/getting-your-wireless-to-work-with.html
<Krishean> yay software patents
<app103> not going to get those torrents till you figure that out first
<Ehtyar> lol
<Ehtyar> this is true
<Ehtyar> when you're using a server os on a laptop
<Krishean> so if i got a software patent on hello world, i could sue everyone for the use of hello world?
<Krishean> while(1){system('make money');}
<Ehtyar> i must make sure i never let a potential employer know my online handles
<app103> my dad is having issues with win7 and his wireless card...asked me if i thought ubuntu would be a better idea
<Ehtyar> *cringe(
<app103> i just cracked up laughing
<Ehtyar> if it's anything but a broadcom, it probably would be
<app103> people with Negative Electrostatic Charisma shouldn't use linux
<app103> they should stick with ms bob
<Krishean> lol ms bob
<Krishean> i've never actually used that software
<Krishean> but i've heard it was terrible many times
<Ehtyar> ditto
<app103> my sis-in-law had it years ago
<app103> because of the kids
<app103> but then someone wanted aol, so ms bob had to go
<Krishean> lol nobody wants aol, they are tricked into thinking its something they need
<Krishean> "oh you want to use the interents? you'll need that aol thing"
<app103> i don't know about being tricked, but on my old snail it's the only thing that works and allows a connection that lasts longer than 6 minutes
<app103> damn ancient X2 modem
<Krishean> i thought you had that unsupported tray application that didn't need the full aol software suite running
<app103> it's supported, and made by aol
<Krishean> i thought they discontinued it
<app103> nope
<Krishean> hmmm
<app103> it's part of 9.0
<Krishean> they just hide the fact that it exists so everyone uses their bloatware?
<app103> aol desktop (10.0) is broadband only, bring your own connection
<app103> not hidden...accessible from the tray icon
<app103> the autoreconnect system is pretty good too
<app103> they hold packets for you, up to 3 mins, while you reconnect with same IP, then flood your ass with them
<Krishean> lol probably bumping you off in the process
<app> depends what you were doing and with what software
<app> was great in chatrooms
<Krishean> dial up bittorrent
<app> never missed what anyone said while i was gone
<app> kind of wish my dsl would do that