<Shinigami-Sama> when did I DC
<Shinigami-Sama> just a couple min ago?
<Shinigami-Sama> PC rebooted -_-
<Shinigami-Sama> fucking piss me off
<yello_grundle> bout an hour ago i think
<Shinigami-Sama> -_-
<Shinigami-Sama> wtf does my family do?
<Shinigami-Sama> it only reboots when I'm not there
<Shinigami-Sama> unless I crash it playing a game
<Shinigami-Sama> so what the grundle are you ladies up to?
<yello_grundle> rebootin your computer when youre not at home

or maybe just Metshrine :-P

<Metshrine> religion is a choice, keep it to yourself
<scancode> sorry, misread.
<Metshrine> Like sexuality
<Metshrine> I don't care what sexuality/religion you choose
<Metshrine> keep it to yourself and away from me
<Metshrine> I will do the same
<Deozaan> Practice what you preach Metshrine
* housetier sports his metrosexuality
<scancode> :)
<Deozaan> stop raping us all in the channel
<Metshrine> deo?
<Metshrine> thats not preaching my sexuality
<Metshrine> thats fulfilling my sexual desires
<Metshrine> ;-)
<Metshrine> plus, you never say no
<Metshrine> so....
<Deozaan> keep your sexuality to yourself!
<Metshrine> make what you will of that
<Deozaan> You don't ask me first.
<scancode> Let's all buy Metshrine an inflatable doll.
<Deozaan> You just...
<Deozaan> do it.
<Deozaan> :(
<Deozaan> :<
<Metshrine> I always make the people who come to my door with copies of "The watchtower" sit through my 20 minute speech on why I believe in the flying spaghetti monster
<Deozaan> I feel so violated!
<Deozaan> Do you really?
<Metshrine> yes
<Metshrine> every time
<scancode> Metshrine, I WANT A COPY OF THAT SPEECH
<scancode> NOW!@
<Metshrine> I am working on a video version
<Deozaan> Me too.
<Metshrine> myw ife is helping
<Metshrine> we tell them, if you can sit through my presentation, I will listen to yours
<Metshrine> and I do
<Deozaan> I need to find a copy of the watchtower so I can deliver it to your house and hear the speech
<Metshrine> if they last, I listen
<Metshrine> to every word
<scancode> note: not all Jehovah's Witnesses are tards, or try to preach on you.
<Metshrine> I know
<Metshrine> but it's when they OFFER to tell me more
<Deozaan> Note: Not all Christians are tards, or try to preach to you.
<Metshrine> that I say listen to my speech first
<Deozaan> Note: Not all Muslims are terrorists, or try to blow you up.
<scancode> ROFL
<Metshrine> deozaan: but all it takes is most of them
<Deozaan> Note: Not all Jews are trying to rip you off, or deserve to be gassed.
<Metshrine> quote Eric Cartman
<scancode> Deozaan, assface, I spilled my coke!
<Metshrine> hahahaha
<Metshrine> ^5 deo
<Deozaan> Note: Not all blacks like fried chicken, or watermelons.
<Metshrine> Note: Not all asians make great calculators
<Deozaan> Note: Not all hispanics are lazy, or in gangs.
<scancode> Note: stop posting notes.
<Deozaan> Note: Note received. Ending notes.
<Metshrine> Note: Not all people named deozaan's are hiding "in the closet"
<scancode> note: 's is completely unnecessary
<Metshrine> eat a dick
<Deozaan> Haha
<Deozaan> love it.
<Deozaan> An Argentinian correcting an American on his English.

<scancode> http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11747
<scancode> WHO on its sane mind would allow something with an USB port on a side 'massage' a random body part... I mean, some computers give a lovely electrical shock via USB ports ;-)
<Deozaan> That's why you use a rubber.
<Deozaan> Rubber = not conducive to electricity
<scancode> I find the fact that that's under "USB Gadgets" DEEPLY disturbing.
<Deozaan> Practice safe USB sex! Use a rubber.

<_Ehtyar> wow
<_Ehtyar> linux is just plain embarassing when it comes to wireless
<_Ehtyar> go compile this driver
<_Ehtyar> now add this to this config and reboot
<_Ehtyar> that didn't work?
<_Ehtyar> ok, add this to that config file
<_Ehtyar> oh and your 32 character network key needs to be written in hex
<_Ehtyar> oh that didn't work? try prefixing the string with s:
<_Ehtyar> no good?
<_Ehtyar> ok, add this config to that file and reboot
<_Ehtyar> oh no wait, install this package and recompile/reinstall that driver
<_Ehtyar> now download this package and run it
<_Ehtyar> (hello dipshit, i have no internet)
<_Ehtyar> *sigh*
<_Ehtyar> *give up*
<_Ehtyar> </rant>
<_Ehtyar> i was actually pretty impressed up until that point
<_Ehtyar> ubuntu isn't half bad
<_Ehtyar> debian...*shudder*

<ShotZ> Nihongo ga hanaseru youni narimasu youni. - I wish to be able to speak Japanese.
<MusicalMind> ShotZ: Get something that teaches it then :D
* ShotZ grins.
<ShotZ> I tried.  It's not an easy language.  I had an easier time learning C++.
* Michellette spits coffee
* ShotZ offers a napkin.
<Michellette> such a gentleman
* ShotZ grins.

<app103> WB muppet1  <muppet1> if the batch file I made on my work pc was tangible, it would be worn out from me petting & cuddling it.  I love code like other ppl love kittens

<muppet1> ah i remember working with real code
<muppet1> code that worked
<muppet1> those were the days
<muppet1> now i am tortured by microsoft
<muppet1> a spaghetti code topped off with a house of cards
<muppet1> m$ access is not friend
<muppet1> i miss my cuddly batch file
<muppet1> i am going to go drown my sorrow in macros
<scancode> M$ Access is TEH SHIT
<muppet1> minus the
<scancode> nope
<muppet1> yep
<scancode> ppl think they can code full-blown commercial systems on it
<scancode> thus giving me some work to do :D
<muppet1> mhm
<muppet1> THEY THINK
<muppet1> it is a teaching tool
<muppet1> not business tool
<muppet1> it is a business bane
<muppet1> my bane
<scancode> /s/think/assume
<scancode> access is great for making frontends
<muppet1> i should have warm feelings for it because i really love my job.  i have my own office.  live comfortably...  i was shocked when they gave me a raise.  i felt guilty taking it
<muppet1> yes it is good for front ends
<muppet1> they don't give me write privileges on sql, oracle, or any thing that would be a suitable place for data
<scancode> lol
<muppet1> so the data stays in the jet engine
<scancode> mount a tiny mysql or something
<muppet1> as the birds their opinion on jet engine
<muppet1> the way the network is set up, that isn't likely to happen
<muppet1> hey have critical systems they protect like diamonds
<muppet1> i got a "daily security audit report" because the TECH used my login to fix an issue on my pc
<muppet1> so they gave me a 'warning' and demanded i change it immediately
<muppet1> i wanted to listen to music from a usb...  the security system had a stroke.  "what are you doing with that? you can't have that here.  all information here is protected by law..............................................blah ......................................blah
<scancode> lol

<prohacker69> hey
<prohacker69> the css hack isn't working for me
<Misao-chan> This isn't a hack channel, get the fuck out you stupid troll.
<prohacker69> is anyone here?
<Shahid> synchronised(mutex) { ... } :)
<Shahid> just wraps it in a pthread_mutex_lock/unlock but i like the syntax
<Misao-chan> You should set +R
<Misao-chan> >.>
<Shahid> maybe, but it's not a problem atm, unless cn28h thinks so
<Shahid> hardly anyone interested in C, i bet c++ is active
<C-o-r-E> #c++ we mainly talk about tentacle rape
<C-o-r-E> which is very much the style of the language
<Misao-chan> C++ is only semi-active <.<
<Misao-chan> Also, if programming in C++ is comparable to tentacle rape, then I wish I were a female anime character (IRC handle notwithstanding)

<Gunrunner_Gray> Behold, a freak of nature!
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/980491009.html
<yello_maniac> lol thought she said she loves lungs
<yello_maniac> the talk about having a huge heart tripped me up
<Gunrunner_Gray> This one I call
<Gunrunner_Gray> "Flare Face"
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/980415309.html
<PlasticYakuza> lolol
<yello_maniac> keep fighting the good fight
<Gunrunner_Gray> I dunno about this one...
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/980392600.html
<Gunrunner_Gray> I suppose I would, if there were no other options
<yello_maniac> lots of people haave three shades of hair.........
<yello_maniac> hey there you go gray
<yello_maniac> drawn to spanish and black men
<PlasticYakuza> harpoons
<Lappy486> man them
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> What the?
<Gunrunner_Gray> Well...
<yello_maniac> herman melville
<Gunrunner_Gray> I suppose I could hit that but that sounds like it would be work
<yello_maniac> there are workarounds
<yello_maniac> nevermind
<Gunrunner_Gray> This is the enemy of "Flare Face"
<yello_maniac> get them sons of bitches
<Gunrunner_Gray> I call her "No Flash"
<yello_maniac> when you cant do a picture, take a plaster cast
<PlasticYakuza> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/980336833.html
<Gunrunner_Gray> Bitch needs to be humbled
<Gunrunner_Gray> And damn, the divorced women are out in droves
<yello_maniac> she looks like an old building
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> She claims that she's full of sarcasm and can see through games
<yello_maniac> my sarcasm is pretty thick at times
<yello_maniac> hard to miss
<yello_maniac> think i just had a seizure from the kyouran kazoku nikki OP
<Gunrunner_Gray> This is the evolved form of the "Flare Face"
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/979971562.html
<PlasticYakuza> I was curious so I found the op on youtube
<PlasticYakuza> I feel like I ate some acid
<PlasticYakuza> why was there a lion?
<yello_maniac> lol flare faceduku
<yello_maniac> evolved from flare face
<yello_maniac> looks like shes filtering for plankin
<yello_maniac> rub two thoughts and come up with a philosophy eh
<yello_maniac> the way of the grundle is tainted with soil and diet coke
<PlasticYakuza> harsh
<yello_maniac> be like those dipshits who lie on the grass of the quad playing hacky sack and talking about how the real stuff doesnt exist and smoking while drinking their latte
<yello_maniac> i bet she thinks that picture makes her seem "quirky" like meg ryan
<yello_maniac> or darma
* Tackey has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<yello_maniac> i mean it killed poor tackey
<yello_maniac> who knows what that face can do to a person
<PlasticYakuza> giftmas commercials need to stop
<yello_maniac> yea
<yello_maniac> along with those progressive insurance commercials
<yello_maniac> and the sham wow commercials
* Krishean has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<yello_maniac> flare faceduku got krish now
<yello_maniac> lets get some hallucinagens and make an animated show and sell it to adult swim
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<yello_maniac> think if it has colors and sound they will play it
<yello_maniac> regardless of talent
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/979879506.html
<Gunrunner_Gray> But 12oz Mouse was awesome
<Gunrunner_Gray> This one...
<Gunrunner_Gray> I don't know
<PlasticYakuza> wtf is with the shamwow guy?
<yello_maniac> lol i think i dont fit the specs on that last one gray
<PlasticYakuza> he looks like a crackhead that got beat up the day before
<yello_maniac> im just about 5'10", have brown eyes and my sense of humor is "questionable"
<PlasticYakuza> he is all cracked out and one of his eyes are swoll
<yello_maniac> thats what drugs do to you
<yello_maniac> make you sell shitty stuff
<yello_maniac> on tv
<yello_maniac> apparenlty
<yello_maniac> grundle masher university
<PlasticYakuza> crotch rot
<yello_maniac> oh and dispite menchis fantasy world, im not white
<Gunrunner_Gray> ShamWow
<yello_maniac> that should get some time on Plante Earth
<Gunrunner_Gray> I forgot the name of the other product
<Gunrunner_Gray> It's some sort of slicer
<yello_maniac> hmm
<PlasticYakuza> the knife set?
<yello_maniac> oh yea i forgot about that one
<PlasticYakuza> which oen are the progressive commercials?
<PlasticYakuza> are those with flo?
<yello_maniac> yeah
<PlasticYakuza> I want to put it in flo's butt
<Gunrunner_Gray> We all do
<Gunrunner_Gray> Hmm, that could work as a topic
<yello_maniac> so long as its done quietly and with that fucking kazoo
<yello_maniac> without
<PlasticYakuza> lol
<yello_maniac> no fucking kazoo
* Gunrunner_Gray has changed the topic to: Welcome to Quack Experimental Chat Channel [AY] - STUFF!: http://animeyakuza.edwardk.info/ - No fat chicks | Furthering your ruination since 2004! | Dutch Rudders all round! | Put it in Flo's butt | FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! | Tim Allen Is Dildos
<yello_maniac> ass ramming without the kazoo and stupid jokes is acceptable
<yello_maniac> rofl
<yello_maniac> you just made america's deductibles rise
<PlasticYakuza> lololol
<PlasticYakuza> I need the Superjail opening theme
<yello_maniac> and i need some dry shorts
<yello_maniac> damn flare face senior is still in my browser and i just looked at it
<yello_maniac> temperpedic matress: "soft where you want it and firm where you need it"
<Gunrunner_Gray> Yello, this is the worst of them all:
<Gunrunner_Gray> I call this one
<Gunrunner_Gray> Tan Radiation
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/979133445.html
<PlasticYakuza> fuck
<PlasticYakuza> the goggles
<PlasticYakuza> nothing
<yello_maniac> lol
* Gunrunner_Gray face melts off
<yello_maniac> fucking gingerbread man