Getting Your Ass Kicked by Turkey/Giraffe Mutants in a Real Life PvP Zone

<w3bcrawler> back
<w3bcrawler> went around the bird park.. got cornered by 3 geese at one point
<lanux128> you! you bird watcher!
<w3bcrawler> seriously man they were scary as @$#@
<app> cody's minions
<w3bcrawler> they had their necks all tucked in ready to attack, and were hissing and spitting
<w3bcrawler> i try to go around them and they fan out
<w3bcrawler> lol @app
<lanux128> did you aggro them all at once?
<w3bcrawler> 3 geese "so where's your NANY pledge for this year?"
<lanux128> didn't you learn anything from MMOs? :P
<lanux128> you aggro one at a time then kite them
<lanux128> :D
<app> i guess he wasn't wearing his special hat
<w3bcrawler> if it wasn't illegal i would have just walked by and beat the piss out of them if they tried anything
<lanux128> or carrying his special staff
<app> or maybe he needs to level up first
<lanux128> he needs to respec 1st
<lanux128> he was all geared up for dragons and wargs
<lanux128> :D
<w3bcrawler> worgs*
<w3bcrawler> worgen*
<app> wrong realm
<lanux128> lol
<w3bcrawler> i just walked into a PvP zone without knowing it
<lanux128> teleported without checking
<lanux128> leroy jenkins!
<lanux128> a gander of geese, right?
<lanux128> no, a gaggle
<app> at least he didn't have to do battle with the goose that eats the golden coins...yet
<w3bcrawler> it would be shit out of luck cuz i haz no coins
<app> you might have a hard time getting him to believe that when he's hungry
<w3bcrawler> http://giphy.com/gifs/cheezburger-watching-birds-aOoVCh1hbLz2w     this x3
<w3bcrawler> or http://giphy.com/gifs/made-geese-jR9v28XoX5jyM
<w3bcrawler> (last one has baby geese :D)
<w3bcrawler> it must be weird getting your ass kicked by some turkey/giraffe mutant
<app> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwqzwQVWinU
<w3bcrawler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88MHrk0qA1c
<w3bcrawler> that's what i'd be having after
<app> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3S2gFstJrM
<w3bcrawler> o.O

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