<edvard> you are NOT going to believe this...
<edvard> our quickbooks was running slow
<edvard> eventually it crashed
<edvard> boss called quickbooks
<edvard> they told him the program had "wore out" and he just needed to replace it
<mouser> hahahahahahahaha
<mouser> hhahahahahhaahaha
<edvard> so he replaced it (for a minor upgrade fee)
<edvard> now it works faster than ever
<edvard> ?????
<mouser> heh
<edvard> how do you check the tread on a quickbooks install?
<edvard> :D
<mouser> hehehe
<edvard> should we be seeing "normal wear and tear" clauses in our EULA's?
<edvard> do bits start squeaking when they get past a certain amount of times executed?
<mouser> exactly
<mouser> but shhhh
<mouser> dont tell anyone
<edvard> hehe
<edvard> i'll start selling "bit lubricant" tomorrow
<edvard> Application crashing? You need new "Exe Fluid"!!
<edvard> Order yours today!!