<Stephen66> o_0 wtf
<Stephen66> Anybody else noticed that google can now transcribe the fucking audio of videos?!
<Stephen66> although, it fails miserably
<Stephen66> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxU10MkCPqI <--- lmao, click transcribe on mah video
<Stephen66> You dont even need to listen to me
<Stephen66> just read what it thinks im saying
<Krishean> http://mikepultz.com/2011/03/accessing-google-speech-api-chrome-11/
<Stephen66> its actually making me laugh LOUD, with what it thinks im saying
<Krishean> and even a perl script for your amusement
<Stephen66> "For this you just want to click" is apparently transcribed into "And she just wanted to come"
<Krishean> lol
<Krishean> google speech to text, turning stephen into an erotic novel author since 2011
<Stephen66> how the fuck does "Yiou can drag this around" transcribe to: "Drugs continue to keep a lid certificates of optical"
<Stephen66> Click Properties = "Perfect but witness already off of the hospital, but defaults to upright walking"
<Stephen66> this is fucking stupid
<Stephen66> lmao
<Stephen66> LOLOLOL
<Stephen66> "It will take y ou down to this option"
<Stephen66> no fucking way
<Stephen66> transcribes to
<Stephen66> "I will tell you...dont pay children"

<lanux128> hey all
<lanux128> firefox 7 went live it seems
<Stephen66> They got another cupcake
<Stephen66> thats the only reason they are doing it
<lrswork> i'll pass, waiting for firefox 14 this Xmas
<Stephen66> xmas?
<Stephen66> more like October 12th
<lanux128> it'll be sooner than you think
<lanux128> hi Stephen66, lrswork
<Stephen66> heya
<lanux128> more like halloween
<Stephen66> Firefox 43 will be released around xmas
<lanux128> no, it will stop at 42!
<Stephen66> They seem to have scrapped any other version numbering
<lanux128> the meaningful answer
<Stephen66> and gone direct for the big ones
<Stephen66> no
<Stephen66> firefox will skip 42
<Stephen66> Seeing as they have lost all meaning
<lanux128> good luck in hunting bugs in firefox 404
<lanux128> it will repeat 'not found'
<lanux128> ad infinitum
<Stephen66> ha
<Stephen66> It wont get to 404
<Stephen66> It will be Permanently Moved at 301

<GLaDOS> April!
<GLaDOS> I had ramen noodles
<GLaDOS> and thought of you
<omgplzstf> it's really sad when unhealthy cheap food reminds people of me
<GLaDOS> I was more thinking about your noodley qualities
<omgplzstf> what noodley qualities?
<GLaDOS> You are a very dynamic individual who adjusts when the situations change but hold true to your original form. Think about a ramen noodle...It tries to hold together in a big solid block, much like your taskbar icons. When someone tries to break them up, they come together.
<omgplzstf> LOL
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<GLaDOS> Yes, I pulled that completely out of my rear
<GLaDOS> wow
<GLaDOS> wrong quote to give when ray joined
<EhtyarWRK> hey gents
<EhtyarWRK> and josh
<EhtyarWRK> josh: was it painful?
<GLaDOS> I dunno
<GLaDOS> I made april LOL
<GLaDOS> so
<GLaDOS> I guess it was a success
<GLaDOS> :)
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL
<EhtyarWRK> you're a bastard josh

<mouser> trying to listen to tv to get updates on libya.. listening to financial reporters talk about stock market is retarded
<mouser> every day or sometimes 3 times a day they try to come up with REASONS the stock market is jumping up so high or falling down so low
<mouser> it doesnt seem to phase them that they are just talking out their ass
<mouser> and its all random
<mouser> one day "the stock market is down terribly on news of bad jobs.. wall street is clearly deeply concerned about the long term health of us economy"
<mouser> 10 minutes later
<mouser> "the stock market is rallying today with record highs.. wall street is optimistic about new news of xxxxx"
<mouser> its a fucking god damn casino
<mouser> people buying and selling trying to make quick bucks on oscillations in prices
<mouser> selling short, etc
<mouser> these financial "analysts" just stop trying to pretend they have a fucking clue why it does what it does
<mouser> just get on the news and say
<mouser> "stock prices went up 5% today.. i have no fucking clue why."

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<mouser> grrrr
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<app> that was completely unnecessary
<app> i was enjoying the floor show
<GLaDOS> You are one of the few that I think would deop me for mouser
<GLaDOS> :)
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<Stephen66> 50 Years might bring DC some big big increase in users and then DC can become bigger than Google/M$/Apple combined (IT COULD HAPPEN!)
<Stephen66> mouser could buy countries
<Stephen66> find and run (to) france
<Stephen66> United Donation Friendly States of America
<Stephen66> all major cities will become Codytown
<Stephen66> the capital will become Cody Nest
<Stephen66> All salable items will become donation friendly
<Stephen66> and the worlds currency changed to DonationCredits
<Stephen66> Giant cody robots will roam the streets looking for people trying to spam residents
<Stephen66> and shoot them on sight
<_40hz> the ultimate hands-off government civil servants and employees
<Stephen66> Screenshot Captor will become one giant "Big Brother" CCTV system
<Stephen66> Cody world just got sinister
<_40hz> process-tamer will be modified to fix global warming
<Gothi[c]> the cops will be replaced by find and run robot
<Stephen66> haha
<Stephen66> There will be no "newspapers"
<Stephen66> just one weekly Newsletter
<_40hz> the living room dc forum will become the legislative deliberating body

<mouser> beep
<Ath> errorbeep, warningbeep, or attentionbeep? :D
<mouser> pingbeep
<mouser> on idle
<Ath> ah
<mouser> joshbeep
<mouser> meant to keep monsters at bay
<Ath> hm, dont see him around
<Ath> does he hold the monster-scares?
<mouser> he is the monster
<mouser> :)
<mouser> he's kind of like the smoke monster from Lost
<Ath> ok, so it's good he isnt around :)
<mouser> he is always lurking around the next bend
<mouser> so you have to say your beep prayers
<Ath> so we wear helmets to protect ourselves
<mouser> or you will get squashed
<mouser> right exactly
<Ath> does a big zapper help protect or defend me?
<Ath> or just mindreading and sheer luck?
<Ath> and correct timing when ducking :D
<mouser> its kind of unpredictable
<mouser> much like the josh monster itself
<mouser> which can travel and back and forth through time
<mouser> up to 10 or even 15 years
<mouser> your best protection is to know lots of song lyrics
<mouser> thats the only true way to survive its attack
<mouser> to quickly identify the song that it is speaking the lyrics too
<mouser> then it will crawl back into its slimey lair
<mouser> and leave you unscathed
<Ath> ah, it's good to know a few details about fellow dc'ers, I'll remember this when needed (I hope)

<GLaDOS> FUCKING HELL!!!!
<GLaDOS> My air mattress popped!
<Gothi[c]> Woah,.. huge misread there...
<Deozaan> His air mattress is a blow up doll.
<ewemoa> defecation?
<Gothi[c]> I misread that as saying your air mistress pooped
<ewemoa> lol
<GLaDOS> Well
<lanux128> you hv an air mattress?
<GLaDOS> she did too
<Deozaan> It didn't poop. It just had gas.
<GLaDOS> but that was because she was naughty
<GLaDOS> And yes
<GLaDOS> my air mattress
<GLaDOS> since I am away from home
<GLaDOS> been sleeping on a large queen air mattress
<GLaDOS> fuck
<GLaDOS> now i gotta buy a 3rd
<Deozaan> Go for a California King size.
<Gothi[c]> your air mistress pooped and now you need to buy a turd?
* Deozaan chuckles.
<Deozaan> a king size turd
<Gothi[c]> hahaha
<Della_Roo> air mattresses are fun
<Della_Roo> especially when not blown up all the way
<Della_Roo> you can jump on it and send Gothi[c] flyin across the room
<Della_Roo> boing
<Deozaan> I bet that leads to pooping and popping.
<Della_Roo> better then popping poop
<ewemoa> shields up
<Gothi[c]> if i fly too high i'll hit the fan and then shit will really go flying
<Deozaan> Ha ha ha
<lanux128> hahaha
<lanux128> when the shit hits the fan..
<lanux128> back
<ewemoa> wb
<Gothi[c]> front
<Deozaan> top
<hamradio> bottom
<Deozaan> Now we're back to poop.
<Gothi[c]> hahahaha