I received the following IM message from a friend that lives in Virginia.

If you have heard anything similar, DO NOT BELIEVE IT!

Today is the only day to vote. Tomorrow is too late and the polls will be closed and you will not have a chance to vote and make yourself heard.

Don't listen to the lies! Go vote TODAY!

freon says (8:24 AM):
va is messed up.. there have been fliers going around saying that republicans vote today, democrats tomorrow..
freon says (8:24 AM):
rumor going around school the same thing...
freon says (8:25 AM):
now,, we get an email from the provost.. saying that election day is being moved back a day
freon says (8:25 AM):
and get another email about that the mail servers had been 'hacked'
freon says (8:25 AM):
lol
app says (8:25 AM):
BULLSHIT!
app says (8:25 AM):
you go vote
app says (8:25 AM):
today
freon says (8:25 AM):
oh.. i will.. dont worry.. i just found it funny
app says (8:25 AM):
it's not funny at all
freon says (8:26 AM):
well that is true, it isn't funny, but just the mass emails from the provost lately is funny
freon says (8:26 AM):
cause there was a concern with alot of students missing classes because of election day...
freon says (8:27 AM):
im taking off of work 2 hrs early.. so i can drive an hour to vote
freon says (8:28 AM):
still doing last minute research on the candidates

Muppet says:
i had a nightmare
Muppet says:
the pc i built had smoke coming out of it
Muppet says:
the processor overheated and burned up
Muppet says:
i wonder if anyone dreams in code
Muppet says:
<dream> public static void instantiate nightmare... </dream>

<Zed> im watching this tutorial from sun and for some reason all i want to do is smoke pot
<Zed> i quit smoking years ago
<lem> hah
<lem> in articles about ZFS lots of people that the codebase is less than 10k lines
<Zed> hes talking about new fs's and fun things and im just like why arent i fucking high
<Zed> lem: Ive noticed that
<Zed> ZFS setup is very simple
<Zed> hes only probably passed in about 5 commands and already has a working zpool
<Zed> and fs
<Zed> and everythinge lse
<Zed> i need pot fuck this guy
<lem> heh interesting reaction to cool projects
<Zed> http://www.sun.com/software/media/flash/demo_zfs_learningcenter/segment1.html
<Zed> Does that make you want to start smoking pot?
<lem> can't say it does

<EvulKlown> No one has room for evil clowns anymore :(
<Deozaan> Nobody likes evil clowns.
<Deozaan> They're evil.
<Deozaan> And scary.
<Deozaan> And not funny.
<EvulKlown> But I am funny
<EvulKlown> you have even LOLed at me :(
<EvulKlown> unless it was like my wife and you just faked it
<Deozaan> It was 4am. My judgement was impaired.
<EvulKlown> is that why you said yes to me that night?
<EvulKlown> wow
<EvulKlown> i feel hurt
<EvulKlown> you stole my virginity and my humility
<EvulKlown> shame on you
<EvulKlown> oh wait
<EvulKlown> you didnt steal my virginity
<Deozaan> The answer always was and always will be no to you.
<EvulKlown> not if i get 6 shots of tequilla in ya ;-)
<EvulKlown> I've proven that
<Deozaan> You must be thinking of Ehtyar.
<EvulKlown> no
<EvulKlown> ray is still playing hard to get
<Ehtyar> :O
<Ehtyar> excuseeeeeeeeeeee me?

<EvulKlown> I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for 600 bob
<EvulKlown> Actually, that's "The pen is mightier"
<tomos > O_o
<EvulKlown> "I'll take the rapists for 600 alex"
<EvulKlown> actually, thats THERAPISTS
<EvulKlown> Did you hear? Victorias secret and remington firearms merged!
<EvulKlown> or applied for merger
<EvulKlown> They are going to call themselves "Titty Titty bang bang"
<EvulKlown> Tampax and trojan also merged
<EvulKlown> their new motto is "We go in no matter what"
<tomos > I thought you meant 600 bob which is 600 shillings - sort of btw by now ...
<tomos > lol ..
<EvulKlown> :D
<EvulKlown> at least you laughed

<Krishean> http://draconislabs.net:8080/fade/textfade.html
<Krishean> it hates
<Menchi187|Laptop> lol
<Menchi187|Laptop> it does
<Krishean> what does it do to yours?
<yello_maniac> krish is the ghost of xmas robot
<Menchi187|Laptop> it shows "text fade" along the top and the rest is programming code
<yello_maniac> its like those programmable lights
<Krishean> uses a lot of cpu
<yello_maniac> kind of cool
<Krishean> and the memory fluctuates
<Krishean> i should submit it to google for testing
<Menchi187|Laptop> damn where'd G-man go
<yello_maniac> the cave
<Krishean> i bet they'll think "what the hell is this shit"
<yello_maniac> then youll be like "its liquid awesoem you bitches"
<Menchi187|Laptop> lol
<yello_maniac> then theyll probably ignore you but youll have the satisfaction that you called google a bunch of bitches
<Krishean> "its what happens when you have too much time, use too many timers and random number generators"

<yello_maniac> Lil Appie
<yello_maniac> "Pocketing apps, rockin traps, programmin skills daunted only by the size of her gat"
<yello_maniac> "Hardcore, new jersey style, represenet"
<yello_maniac> i gave up
<Menchi187|Laptop> its ok yello
<Menchi187|Laptop> we'll just call you.....
<Menchi187|Laptop> Run MSG
<yello_maniac> lol
<yello_maniac> haha
<yello_maniac> its a net-wide revolution. we all after dat web-fame
<Menchi187|Laptop> "and it all depends on the size of the app"
<Menchi187|Laptop> rat-a-tat-tat we got a hack to send back
<Menchi187|Laptop> ok im stopping
<yello_maniac> lol
<yello_maniac> peace
<app> lol
<app> btw...yello
<app> wtf is a 'gat'?
<Menchi187|Laptop> gat is a gun app
<app> oh
<app> abreviated
<Menchi187|Laptop> well not exactly
<Menchi187|Laptop> its any gun
<Krishean> gat as in gato, the spanish word for cat, all the rappers love cats
<app> LOL
<Gunrunner_Gray> lmao
<Menchi187|Laptop> gat as in gato,the robot from chrono trigger
<Menchi187|Laptop> all rappers love over priced shiney shit
<Gunrunner_Gray> This is true
<yello_maniac> lol krish
<yello_maniac> rappers do love cats

* JoTo shrugs
<JoTo> baaaaaaaaah! i get upset again!
<JoTo> better talk about other topics
<JoTo> its my last day in office...from tomorrow on i have 3 weeks and 2 days vacation
<JoTo> hmmm...i talk to myself
<JoTo> ok...joto...how are you?
<Gothi[c]> no you don't
<JoTo> thank you....very good and you?
<JoTo> hmmm...not so good as my mobile got broken
<JoTo> ah...really?
<JoTo> yes
<JoTo> thats bad
<JoTo> you said it!
<JoTo> hmmm
<JoTo> and now?
<app[9x]> but you are supposed to be talking about other things
<JoTo> go to repair center
<JoTo> ah thats good
<JoTo> what can i do if this shitty joto comes back to this topic
<JoTo> i am NOT shitty!
<JoTo> shut up
<JoTo> HEY!
<JoTo> i'll kick you
<JoTo> HA HA! you aren't op
<JoTo> oops
<JoTo> :-)
<JoTo> hey don't laugh at me
<JoTo> i don't
<JoTo> you do
<JoTo> arrrg
<JoTo> idiot
<JoTo> yourself one
<JoTo> mouser: kick this idiotic joto
<JoTo> please
<JoTo> no he won't do that
<JoTo> sure if i beg
<JoTo> dream on
<JoTo> :-(
<JoTo> then i'll ignore you
<JoTo> do it if you want
* JoTo ignores joto from now on
<JoTo> hiho
<JoTo> hello
<Gothi[c]> wtf
<JoTo> hmmm he really is ignoring me
<JoTo> i think i got crazy
<JoTo> nevermind me
<JoTo> hahahahah <- evilstrangelaughter
<JoTo> and no...i'am not on drugs or drunk
<JoTo> ok...back to normal state
<JoTo> restart again better.
<JoTo> ...
<JoTo> morning all
<JoTo> :-)