<Krishean> http://draconislabs.net:8080/fade/textfade.html
<Krishean> it hates
<Menchi187|Laptop> lol
<Menchi187|Laptop> it does
<Krishean> what does it do to yours?
<yello_maniac> krish is the ghost of xmas robot
<Menchi187|Laptop> it shows "text fade" along the top and the rest is programming code
<yello_maniac> its like those programmable lights
<Krishean> uses a lot of cpu
<yello_maniac> kind of cool
<Krishean> and the memory fluctuates
<Krishean> i should submit it to google for testing
<Menchi187|Laptop> damn where'd G-man go
<yello_maniac> the cave
<Krishean> i bet they'll think "what the hell is this shit"
<yello_maniac> then youll be like "its liquid awesoem you bitches"
<Menchi187|Laptop> lol
<yello_maniac> then theyll probably ignore you but youll have the satisfaction that you called google a bunch of bitches
<Krishean> "its what happens when you have too much time, use too many timers and random number generators"

<yello_maniac> Lil Appie
<yello_maniac> "Pocketing apps, rockin traps, programmin skills daunted only by the size of her gat"
<yello_maniac> "Hardcore, new jersey style, represenet"
<yello_maniac> i gave up
<Menchi187|Laptop> its ok yello
<Menchi187|Laptop> we'll just call you.....
<Menchi187|Laptop> Run MSG
<yello_maniac> lol
<yello_maniac> haha
<yello_maniac> its a net-wide revolution. we all after dat web-fame
<Menchi187|Laptop> "and it all depends on the size of the app"
<Menchi187|Laptop> rat-a-tat-tat we got a hack to send back
<Menchi187|Laptop> ok im stopping
<yello_maniac> lol
<yello_maniac> peace
<app> lol
<app> btw...yello
<app> wtf is a 'gat'?
<Menchi187|Laptop> gat is a gun app
<app> oh
<app> abreviated
<Menchi187|Laptop> well not exactly
<Menchi187|Laptop> its any gun
<Krishean> gat as in gato, the spanish word for cat, all the rappers love cats
<app> LOL
<Gunrunner_Gray> lmao
<Menchi187|Laptop> gat as in gato,the robot from chrono trigger
<Menchi187|Laptop> all rappers love over priced shiney shit
<Gunrunner_Gray> This is true
<yello_maniac> lol krish
<yello_maniac> rappers do love cats

* JoTo shrugs
<JoTo> baaaaaaaaah! i get upset again!
<JoTo> better talk about other topics
<JoTo> its my last day in office...from tomorrow on i have 3 weeks and 2 days vacation
<JoTo> hmmm...i talk to myself
<JoTo> ok...joto...how are you?
<Gothi[c]> no you don't
<JoTo> thank you....very good and you?
<JoTo> hmmm...not so good as my mobile got broken
<JoTo> ah...really?
<JoTo> yes
<JoTo> thats bad
<JoTo> you said it!
<JoTo> hmmm
<JoTo> and now?
<app[9x]> but you are supposed to be talking about other things
<JoTo> go to repair center
<JoTo> ah thats good
<JoTo> what can i do if this shitty joto comes back to this topic
<JoTo> i am NOT shitty!
<JoTo> shut up
<JoTo> HEY!
<JoTo> i'll kick you
<JoTo> HA HA! you aren't op
<JoTo> oops
<JoTo> :-)
<JoTo> hey don't laugh at me
<JoTo> i don't
<JoTo> you do
<JoTo> arrrg
<JoTo> idiot
<JoTo> yourself one
<JoTo> mouser: kick this idiotic joto
<JoTo> please
<JoTo> no he won't do that
<JoTo> sure if i beg
<JoTo> dream on
<JoTo> :-(
<JoTo> then i'll ignore you
<JoTo> do it if you want
* JoTo ignores joto from now on
<JoTo> hiho
<JoTo> hello
<Gothi[c]> wtf
<JoTo> hmmm he really is ignoring me
<JoTo> i think i got crazy
<JoTo> nevermind me
<JoTo> hahahahah <- evilstrangelaughter
<JoTo> and no...i'am not on drugs or drunk
<JoTo> ok...back to normal state
<JoTo> restart again better.
<JoTo> ...
<JoTo> morning all
<JoTo> :-)

<Metshrine> dude
<Metshrine> i just remembered
<Metshrine> i dont need ssc
<Metshrine> windows vista comes with a screen cap tool!
<Metshrine> mousey is out of business
<Metshrine> vista stole all your ideas mousey
<Metshrine> :)
<mouser> does it come with a killme button
<mouser> if so, PRESS IT!!!
<Metshrine> farr is now the vista start menu search function
<Metshrine> ssc is now the "Snipping tool"
<mouser> yes
<mouser> they stole all my ideas
<mouser> bastards
<Metshrine> clipboard help+spell is and has been the office clipboard
<Metshrine> dr. windows is windows vista itself
<Metshrine> skrommel is really clippy from office 97
<Metshrine> in that he only pops up when you are doing something he thinks he can help with
<Metshrine> process tamer is now process explorer
<Metshrine> hmm
<Metshrine> wow
<Metshrine> they really stole dc's programs
<Metshrine> LBC is the sidebar

<Martin_> your name sounds as though you would wear a red suit
<JacobG> I do
<Martin_> ironically, your name is coloured red in xchat
<JacobG> what version of xchat are you using?
<Martin_> 2.6.2
<JacobG> weird, i dont know why its in red.
<JacobG> im on 2.8 its all blue
<Martin_> well stop pimping people and maybe you'll get another colour
<JacobG> i prefer blue anyway
<Martin_> thought as much
<JacobG> Martin_
<Martin_> yes?
<JacobG> just wanted to make your xchat blink.
<Martin_> it didn't
<Martin_> I've turned if off
<JacobG> you're really just no fun
<Martin_> infact... when I talk to you, the following is turned off:
<Martin_> xchat notifications
<Martin_> MSN sounds
<Martin_> MSN nudges and winks
<JacobG> I can't imagine why you would need to take those precautions
<Martin_> relevant bad experiences
<JacobG> who would do such things
<Martin_> real low lifes
<Martin_> the world is a horrible place
<JacobG> bastards
<Martin_> mainly because of those said low lifes
<JacobG> they might just be misunderstood
<JacobG> and mean well
<Martin_> you sound almost as though you are acting as a representative

<hollow87> someone shoot me please
<hollow87> i hate this new vps
<hollow87> nothing wants to work on it
<Martin_> I only have a water gun, will that do?
<Martin_> I can put brandy in it, if you really need me to
<hollow87> oh ok
<hollow87> then light me on fire while ya at it
<Martin_> I was going to aim for your mouth
<hollow87> that works too
<Martin_> I figured you could just forget the problem easier then
<hollow87> lol
<hollow87> no i wont forget this as i wont get my computer if i dont fix this :-p

<mouser> whats everyone working on today? sound off!
* Martin_ is refactoring
* ioszilla is emulating
<Martin_>question is... is anyone else naked?
<Martin_> just me?
* Martin_ goes back to refactoring
<JoTo> martin: no, but i throw in: underwear <- does this count as naked?
<JoTo> :-)
<Martin_> pretty much... I have my underwear on too
<Martin_> ... on my head
<Martin_> but never the less, it's "on"
<Martin_> I find refactoring is most successful when your underwear is placed on your head
<ioszilla> ha
<JoTo> lool

<Deozaan> I have a vision of MouserBot 2.0
<Deozaan> * app joins #donationcoder
<Jibz> will mouserbot 2.0 be able to make coffee?
* Jibz shakes the Magic 8-ball: Better not tell you now.
<Jibz> -.-
<Deozaan> <MouserBot 2.0> Welcome App! I have a wide variety of useful commands that are at your service! Type !help for more info.
<Deozaan> <app> !help
<Deozaan> (30 minutes pass)
<JoTo> jibz: LOL
<Jibz> <MouserBot 2.0> Available commands: !help
* CodeByte laughs to himself as he catchs up on the convo!
<Deozaan> haha Jibz
<Deozaan> MouserBot 2.0 now with mousering abilities!
<Jibz> hehe
<JoTo> jibz: LOOOL
<JoTo> and i'd love to see:
<JoTo> !news
<JoTo> mouserbot: mouser made homemade ice cream
<JoTo> mouserbot: mouser made homemade lasagne
<JoTo> mouserbot: mouser made homemade noodles
<JoTo> mouserbot: mouser made homemade tofu with indian sauce
<CodeByte> LOL
<Jibz> lol
<JoTo> mouserbot: mouser mousers
<JoTo> -joto
<JoTo> -jibz
<JoTo> -gothic
<JoTo> -deozaan
<JoTo> <to be continued>
<JoTo> :-))
<JoTo> ah i got an idea
<JoTo> what about a mousering contest
<JoTo> that dc member that are mousered most
<JoTo> will win
<JoTo> LOL