Why computers are better than kids

<Tia-sama> amazing how much a 4yr old can get into in 15 minutes
<Tia-sama> ~_~
<app> not amazing at all
<Tia-sama> heh
<Krishean> imagine what i could do in 15 minutes
<app> at age 3, my daughter tried to call up the home shopping club and order a diamond tennis bracelet
<Tia-sama> holy crap
<Tia-sama> xD
<app> she got the automated system and didn't know what to do when it asked for a membership #
<app> i am glad she didn't know it was programmed into one of the buttons
<Tia-sama> yesterday jess dumped all the parmesan into the downstairs bathroom sink, smeared butter all over the tiolet and walls, drew on the walls with ketchup and mustard, poured all the milk into the toilet opened my bottle of mt dew and poured it on the floor and proceeded to roll around in her mess
<app> omfg
<Tia-sama> then tried to give me the big brown eyed deer caught in the headlights look
<app> 4...and she thought this was a good idea?
<Tia-sama> somehow...yes, she did
<Tia-sama> and her brother just laughed and watched her do it
<app> bill cosby was right...children are brain damaged
<Tia-sama> i agree
<Krishean> need to lock the fridge and cabinets
<Tia-sama> she was never like this b4 she got here to georgia
<Tia-sama> after they started daycare and school they both turned into monsters
<app> could she be looking for attention?
<Tia-sama> she gets all sorts of attention!
<Tia-sama> both of them!
<Tia-sama> im buying those lil lock thingies for the fridge sometime today
<Tia-sama> i was dumbfounded yesterday
<Tia-sama> xD
<Tia-sama> all i could do was gape for like 5 minutes
<Tia-sama> then today, mikey and jessi were wrestling around
<Tia-sama> which is normal for those 2
<Tia-sama> and my lil girl managed to put her brother into a bent-arm bar
<Tia-sama> o_O;
<Tia-sama> ...shes too much like her mother, i think
<Tia-sama> -__-;
<Krishean> kids are more trouble than they are worth
<Tia-sama> maybe for some
<Tia-sama> as much as i wanna kill them sometimes, theyre all i have
<Krishean> i have my computers
<Tia-sama> =P
<Krishean> they never mess up the house
<Tia-sama> xD
<app> lol

BoingBoing Images

<tinjaw> I have a love hate relationship with BoingBoing
<tinjaw> They have great stories, but they always post images that gross me out.
<tinjaw> Then it takes me hours to get the gross image out of my head.
<tinjaw> AHHH. I still got that last BoingBoing image in my head. Make it stop!
<tinjaw> yuck!
<tinjaw> it's gross
<tinjaw> to: mark@boingboing.net
<tinjaw> I say this with all honesty. I am ready to stop reading BoingBoing because you (the royal you) keep posting gross gross gross pictures that get stuck in my head and make me nauseous. This has happened enough times that I can't imagine that I am the only one. Please use some kind of "click here to see very gross image" link instead of posting these things to the web. I am ready to barf over the recent hand disease picture. I don't want to
<tinjaw> I'm going to try to go to sleep now and I bet I have nightmares about that fricking BoingBoing image. gross.

404

<Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr> once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

Who the hell would marry that??

<LordCrc> hmm
<LordCrc> i never really noticed that the goatse guy has a wedding ring...
<LordCrc> creepy

The DonationCoder Zone

<Shamurai> Welcome to another dimension
<Shamurai> A dimension where coders and end users collide
<Shamurai> In this dimension, nothing is what it seems
<Shamurai> null is an integer, and functions frequently utilize the stop(); breakpoint in release level code
<Shamurai> Welcome, to the donationcoder zone

mmmm...brains

<Cai> my english teacher told me that she married her husband because he got 5's on all of the ap test he took
<Cai> she said it turned her on
<Tia-sama> oO
<Tia-sama> ...wow
<Buc_Menchi187> is app your teacher?

Krish's mental meltdown

 

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<yello_maniac> O_o
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<yello_maniac> make it stop
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<app> lol
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<yello_maniac> its krish
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<app> Stfu(krish)
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<yello_maniac> it does make chatting feel like tetris
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<app> i think krish is melting

Toaster

 

<nofreebeer> hello
<AMradio> hey
<AMradio> i need a young pretty radio
<nofreebeer> i in no way shape or form fit that criteria
<AMradio> yeah
<AMradio> i need a radio
<AMradio> pretty young n sweet and on my lap :P
<nofreebeer> now you are scaring me
<AMradio> how
<nofreebeer> i don't need mental images
<AMradio> oh
<nofreebeer> what you do in your home is your own business
<AMradio> i have apretty hot radio fitting that bill as we type
<nofreebeer> although i will admit i tried a toaster once
<AMradio> howd it feel :)
<nofreebeer> i don't know... i was cooked
<AMradio> yyawnn
<nofreebeer> had some bad weed that was laced pretty well
<nofreebeer> fucking dank
<nofreebeer> that was when i stopped buy from Cozumel
<nofreebeer> buying
<AMradio> so you stick it in the toaster or just hump up on it
<nofreebeer> ya know... i am surprised i remember i did it
<nofreebeer> hell i could of went to town... but when youy are that gone it could appear like you are doing anything
<nofreebeer> maybe it was the blender
<nofreebeer> i am pretty sure it was the toaster though
<nofreebeer> it had 2 slots
<AMradio> so you like it or what?
<nofreebeer> lol
<nofreebeer> what part of too drugged to know did you not get?
<AMradio> hehehe
<nofreebeer> as far as i was concerned i was just fucking a toaster
<nofreebeer> no reason
<nofreebeer> just doing it
<nofreebeer> not getting anything out of it either
<AMradio> you know that to mobile advo that has the guy whos best friend has the other guys gf in his 5
<nofreebeer> maybe i humped it... who knows
<nofreebeer> i didn't take pictures or anything
<AMradio> well humping is just humping fucking is like you know copulatiing with it
<nofreebeer> well as far as i am concerned i stuck my dick in something that was designed that for such purpose
<nofreebeer> not
<AMradio> freaudian keyslip
<AMradio> well id not cosider a toaster
<AMradio> there not my type
<AMradio> kitchen stuff so isnt my thing
<AMradio> if you got off oon it it would be cool as far as i am cooncirnd
<nofreebeer> nah i pretty much can say i prefer pussy
<AMradio> i pretty much prefer am stations omg they are so damn hot
<nofreebeer> was it possible you were zapped by a transistor when you were younger?
<AMradio> no
<nofreebeer> hmm ok
<AMradio> i have always liked technical stuff
<AMradio> i mean i fell in love with a pretty AM station when i was old enough to realise what love was and that i wanted that radio station
* AMradio um um um am stations are so damn hot
<AMradio> nfb
<AMradio> nfb radios are the hottest things on earth :)
<nofreebeer> hm