Carol Haynes> I am running Vista Beta in VMWare ... compared to Windows XP running in the same environment it is

S....O S.....L.....O....W and that's without access to Aero (since VMWare only has an emulated 16Mb graphic card)

and talk about making you click windows to confirm absolutely everything ...

"Are you sure you want a toilet break?"

"Click here to confirm that you just confirmed you need a toilet break"

"Toilet breaks have not be tested in Windows Vista - please confirm you understand the implications of going for a toilet break"

... Damn now I need to change my pants!

"Are you sure you want to change your pants"
etc.....

(from donationcoder.com)

DaynaGirl> how come the owners of pitt bulls look like they shouldn't be breeding either...

joe90> "i know why you're here, Btrieve. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your computer"
joe90> you're trying to install linux..

pyrodude> fuck scool im takin my profishensy text

track this on bash.org: pyro's quote

mouser> have you tried my latest google translator app?
mouser> boomerang i mean
app> http://cranialsoup.blogspot.com/2006/05/translator-boomerang.html
app> that will answer your question :-D
mouser> hahaha
mouser> hahahahaha
mouser> great!!!!
mouser> may i link to that from translator boomerang page?
mouser> ahahahahahahaha
mouser> that is brilliant
app> sure
mouser> Available for wild sex. -> .... -> Impression of a national marketing, banking image is completed.
JoTo> nice...so i can ask my girlfriends: Have your impression of a national marketing, banking image completed? When i want to ask her if we can have wild sex together :-))))
app> lol
mouser> correct
JoTo> LOL...cant stop laughing....imagine the situation yourself...a woman and a man in a restaurant on the next table...
JoTo> you hear him asking: Have your impression ...
JoTo> LOOOOL
JoTo> phew...my belly hurts from laughing
mouser> everything always comes down to money it seems
JoTo> wuahharharhar...stop it. Pleeeease!
JoTo> my image now completes especially when i see a prostitute on the street. It reminds me to read the financial times for the national marketing :-))
mouser> :)
mouser> we should make a special audio play
mouser> of like
mouser> star trek
mouser> but imagining that their language translator
mouser> is google translater boomerang
mouser> and see what craziness happens
mouser> :)
app> lol
app> that could be a segment in the next poscast ;-)
JoTo> nothing special would happen...you only get Klingon language :-)))

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Grab a copy of Translator Boomerang and try it out for yourself ;-)

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feuf383> oi
feuf383> i need to ask a question
feuf383> oi
feuf383> hello
feuf383> oi
feuf383> oi
feuf383> oi tlk to me
DiOne984> speak freely
feuf383> ok
feuf383> is there anyway to hack msn paswords
feuf383> ?
DiOne984> you go in the msn home page
DiOne984> and call to administrator the new password
feuf383> what u mean
feuf383> what?
feuf383> could u get a password for me
feuf383> ?
feuf383> ?
DiOne984> your password?
feuf383> no
feuf383> i wanna get my girlfriends password
DiOne984> it's illegal
feuf383> is there anyway i can get it?
DiOne984> y but it's illegal
DiOne984> in italy u get 1-4 years of gail
feuf383> yea but i want it
feuf383> can u do it for me
feuf383> can u do it
feuf383> ??
DiOne984> jail*
DiOne984> y i have np to make in the next 4 years
DiOne984> i can go in jail for u
feuf383> oi
DiOne984> give me the mail account
feuf383> well tell me how to do it
feuf383> i want to hack taylah_gill1@hotmail.com
DiOne984> poor girl
feuf383> can u do it
DiOne984> there are some difference from Hacker and Lamer
feuf383> no she made a bet wit me i couldnt do it lol
feuf383> lamer?
DiOne984> hacker know the metods
DiOne984> lamer use this metods
feuf383> ok
feuf383> so can u get ehr password?
feuf383> ?
DiOne984> y
DiOne984> I can but I do not make it
feuf383> plz
feuf383> what u mean i do not make it
feuf383> ?
DiOne984> i don't make it
feuf383> wht
feuf383> can u get em that password?
DiOne984> i don't get the pass for u
feuf383> y cant u
feuf383> oi i dont know what ya saying
feuf383> oi she wont dob u in bro she dared me to try to hack it
feuf383> so she wont care
feuf383> ill keep pass the same
feuf383> ok
feuf383> u tehre
�¤LVHC¤�§¶(ÔÒ)KÝMÄÑ.ÊXÉ�555> i think the answer is he can but wont
feuf383> come on plz shes letting me
feuf383> do u know how to do it
feuf383> shes sitten behind me she dont believe yous can do it
feuf383> ..
feuf383> plz
feuf383> shes laughing atm e
feuf383> plz
Parts: feuf383_57285 (Stayed 35 minutes) (CPE-60-228-193-51.qld.bigpond.net.au)(60.228.193.51)
Joins: feuf383_62099 (128K ISDN, 0 files) (CPE-60-228-193-51.qld.bigpond.net.au)(60.228.193.51)
feuf383> oi
feuf383> hello im his gurlfriend
feuf383> really i just need to hack into my account cause mi barsted ex done it
feuf383> and i was kinda hoping you guys could help me out=)
feuf383> can anyone help?
feuf383> pwitty plz
feuf383> dio
sdns>insane>303> feuf stop
feuf383> pardon:'(
feuf383> anyone:'(
feuf383> no one
feuf383> yous are a good room
feuf383> ..
feuf383> fuck yous
feuf383> i need help
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Gîzzý> When you go to Taco Bell...and they ask hard or soft...If it's a guy I always ask well what are you?
Gîzzý> One time the guy goes...well soft right now...and I go...I'll take it
Gîzzý> And he's like really...honey I'm married...I said...no...the soft taco...I don't like them hard when I bite into them
Gîzzý> Poor guy...

Steph> Don't drive me crazy!
Steph> I will ruin the world!

(implying that it will set off a chain reaction that will drive everyone in the world insane and send them all on a killing spree resulting in the extinction of the human race)