ewemoa name control

<mouser> every time a quote for ewemoa is added, ewemoa has to abandon that nickname as if it were contaminated
<mouser> app, feel free to add that quote
<mouser> add it under _3w3m0a_
<mouser> as that nick is too hard for me to pronounce and i want it killed.
<mouser> i have now asserted control over ewemoa's nicknames
<mouser> each time he joins with one i dont like i will invent a ewemoa quotable for it
<mouser> and force him off it
<_3w3m0a_> ah well, fare well
* _3w3m0a_ has quit (Quit: WeeChat 0.4.1)

Cures Insomnia While Causing Indigestion?

<ewekoala> hi mouser and Vurbal :)
<Vurbal> good morning :)
<Vurbal> as if time of day matters to me since I go for 2 or 3 days at a time without sleeping :)
<ewekoala> really? i keep falling asleep :)
<Vurbal> you've been reading my posts I take it. I've always recommended them as a treatment for insomnia
<ewekoala> lol
<ewekoala> i enjoy your posts -- though i do tend to return to them multiple times to digest them
<martinrue> ewekoala between the two of you, you've found equilibrium… you'll only be able to stay awake once Vurbal starts falling to sleep
<Vurbal> yeah they give me indigestion sometimes too :)
<ewekoala> martinrue: hmmm...will that work?
<martinrue> ewekoala yeah, there's pure science behind it, trust me
<ewekoala> Vurbal: ha ha ha -- it's more like an earlier stage, having trouble trying to bite off a piece
<ewekoala> martinrue: hmm, trust...that's something i have trouble with :)
<martinrue> trust AND being awake?
<ewekoala> yes, it appears that i'm not good at much ;)
<Vurbal> just remember when you're reading my posts that the way I see the world everything is that complicated
<ewekoala> Vurbal: thanks for the tip :)  i guess it helps if i've had some green tea before hand

Look at my Josh

<Wheatley> Look at my horse
<Wheatley> My horse is amazing!
<Wheatley> Give it a lick!
<Wheatley> It tastes just like raisins
<mouser> look at my josh,
<mouser> my josh is amazing
<mouser> with a mention of his name
<mouser> he shows up in my brain
<mouser> like a troll on a toad
<mouser> he runs into the road
<mouser> at the top his voice
<mouser> he makes a horrifying noise
<mouser> and crawls back to his hole
<mouser> where he lives with a mole.

Windows: A Horrible Crippling Disability

<edvar[d]> you know those people you see on youtube that have horrible crippling disabilities, but somehow they tap into some hidden well of human spirit and manage to go about day-to-day activities despite their enormous handicap?
<edvar[d]> that's how I feel using Windows
<Deozaan> Don't remind me of how pathetic I am. )c:
<edvar[d]> XD
* ewemoa salutates Deozaan
* Deozaan pathetically salutates ewemoa.
<edvar[d]> :D

Nostradamus predicted PSY's Gagnam Style being the cause of the end of the world?

<bvilletrav> ahh, good ol' crack pot theorists
<bvilletrav> apparantly Nostradamus predicted PSY's Gagnam Style being the cause of the end of the world. "from the calm morning, the end will come when of the dancing horse the number of circles will be nine" he's only a few hundred million views from hitting that 1billion mark....nine circles? :o love how my buddy thinks this is serious ^^'
<bvilletrav> if it really is end of the world's cause.....i'm laughing like crazy about it at least :3
<desu-mute> lol

Converting Snacks Into Light Speed

<Krishean> plastic i once used google to calculate how many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches it would take to reach the speed of light
<desu-mute> do you still have teh answer?
<Krishean> i don't remember
<Krishean> you convert the sandwiches to calories and then use E = mc^2
<bvilletrav> wow...
<desu-mute> I see
<Krishean> or in google language, "per e"
<Krishean> *"per c"
<Krishean> https://www.google.com/search?q=calories+per+c
<desu-mute> 1:30am saturday morning and here I am converting snacks into light speed
<desu-mute> where did I go wrong in life?

Boners

<p3lb0x> https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1649320/Camera/boners.jpg
<Deozaan> I'm not even tempted to click that link.
<p3lb0x> Why not?
<Deozaan> Because I don't want to see a picture of boners.
<p3lb0x> technology boners
<p3lb0x> It's my parts
<p3lb0x> Not as in private parts
<p3lb0x> but as in computer parts
<Deozaan> I don't want to see your boner.
<p3lb0x> :
<p3lb0x> Do you seriously want me to rename the picture? ;)
<Deozaan> Cyborg anatomy?
<Deozaan> No need.
<Deozaan> I took care of it.
<Deozaan> http://zoom.it/SMy2

Vessel

<lanux128> nooooooooo! Vessel crashed!!!
<lanux128> damn
<lanux128> feaky fsckity fsck!!!
<Wheatley> hah
<Wheatley> lanux is hooked i see
<lanux128> yeah, just learned how to use the seed
<lanux128> to do your bidding..
<Wheatley> haha
<Wheatley> you can use my seed if you want ;-)
<mouser> that's disgusting
<mouser> please take it to another channel
<Wheatley> poor mousey, he doesn't speak vessel
<Wheatley> seed == creates fluro == does work for you
<lanux128> lol
<lanux128> tbh, those pipes do look like pen1s
<lanux128> and shooting white oozy gooey stuff
<lanux128> i like the way you can point and shoot
<lanux128> lol
<lanux128> the problem is getting them to shoot where i want
<Wheatley> hahahaha
<Wheatley> hahahahaha
<Wheatley> omg
<Wheatley> hahaha
<Wheatley> that is so dirty
<Wheatley> love it
<Wheatley> Thanks lanux
<Wheatley> you just brightened up my day
<lanux128> heh, i'm serious