<ShotZ> Nihongo ga hanaseru youni narimasu youni. - I wish to be able to speak Japanese.
<MusicalMind> ShotZ: Get something that teaches it then :D
* ShotZ grins.
<ShotZ> I tried.  It's not an easy language.  I had an easier time learning C++.
* Michellette spits coffee
* ShotZ offers a napkin.
<Michellette> such a gentleman
* ShotZ grins.

<app103> WB muppet1  <muppet1> if the batch file I made on my work pc was tangible, it would be worn out from me petting & cuddling it.  I love code like other ppl love kittens

<muppet1> ah i remember working with real code
<muppet1> code that worked
<muppet1> those were the days
<muppet1> now i am tortured by microsoft
<muppet1> a spaghetti code topped off with a house of cards
<muppet1> m$ access is not friend
<muppet1> i miss my cuddly batch file
<muppet1> i am going to go drown my sorrow in macros
<scancode> M$ Access is TEH SHIT
<muppet1> minus the
<scancode> nope
<muppet1> yep
<scancode> ppl think they can code full-blown commercial systems on it
<scancode> thus giving me some work to do :D
<muppet1> mhm
<muppet1> THEY THINK
<muppet1> it is a teaching tool
<muppet1> not business tool
<muppet1> it is a business bane
<muppet1> my bane
<scancode> /s/think/assume
<scancode> access is great for making frontends
<muppet1> i should have warm feelings for it because i really love my job.  i have my own office.  live comfortably...  i was shocked when they gave me a raise.  i felt guilty taking it
<muppet1> yes it is good for front ends
<muppet1> they don't give me write privileges on sql, oracle, or any thing that would be a suitable place for data
<scancode> lol
<muppet1> so the data stays in the jet engine
<scancode> mount a tiny mysql or something
<muppet1> as the birds their opinion on jet engine
<muppet1> the way the network is set up, that isn't likely to happen
<muppet1> hey have critical systems they protect like diamonds
<muppet1> i got a "daily security audit report" because the TECH used my login to fix an issue on my pc
<muppet1> so they gave me a 'warning' and demanded i change it immediately
<muppet1> i wanted to listen to music from a usb...  the security system had a stroke.  "what are you doing with that? you can't have that here.  all information here is protected by law..............................................blah ......................................blah
<scancode> lol

<prohacker69> hey
<prohacker69> the css hack isn't working for me
<Misao-chan> This isn't a hack channel, get the fuck out you stupid troll.
<prohacker69> is anyone here?
<Shahid> synchronised(mutex) { ... } :)
<Shahid> just wraps it in a pthread_mutex_lock/unlock but i like the syntax
<Misao-chan> You should set +R
<Misao-chan> >.>
<Shahid> maybe, but it's not a problem atm, unless cn28h thinks so
<Shahid> hardly anyone interested in C, i bet c++ is active
<C-o-r-E> #c++ we mainly talk about tentacle rape
<C-o-r-E> which is very much the style of the language
<Misao-chan> C++ is only semi-active <.<
<Misao-chan> Also, if programming in C++ is comparable to tentacle rape, then I wish I were a female anime character (IRC handle notwithstanding)

<Gunrunner_Gray> Behold, a freak of nature!
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/980491009.html
<yello_maniac> lol thought she said she loves lungs
<yello_maniac> the talk about having a huge heart tripped me up
<Gunrunner_Gray> This one I call
<Gunrunner_Gray> "Flare Face"
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/980415309.html
<PlasticYakuza> lolol
<yello_maniac> keep fighting the good fight
<Gunrunner_Gray> I dunno about this one...
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/980392600.html
<Gunrunner_Gray> I suppose I would, if there were no other options
<yello_maniac> lots of people haave three shades of hair.........
<yello_maniac> hey there you go gray
<yello_maniac> drawn to spanish and black men
<PlasticYakuza> harpoons
<Lappy486> man them
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> What the?
<Gunrunner_Gray> Well...
<yello_maniac> herman melville
<Gunrunner_Gray> I suppose I could hit that but that sounds like it would be work
<yello_maniac> there are workarounds
<yello_maniac> nevermind
<Gunrunner_Gray> This is the enemy of "Flare Face"
<yello_maniac> get them sons of bitches
<Gunrunner_Gray> I call her "No Flash"
<yello_maniac> when you cant do a picture, take a plaster cast
<PlasticYakuza> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/980336833.html
<Gunrunner_Gray> Bitch needs to be humbled
<Gunrunner_Gray> And damn, the divorced women are out in droves
<yello_maniac> she looks like an old building
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> She claims that she's full of sarcasm and can see through games
<yello_maniac> my sarcasm is pretty thick at times
<yello_maniac> hard to miss
<yello_maniac> think i just had a seizure from the kyouran kazoku nikki OP
<Gunrunner_Gray> This is the evolved form of the "Flare Face"
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/979971562.html
<PlasticYakuza> I was curious so I found the op on youtube
<PlasticYakuza> I feel like I ate some acid
<PlasticYakuza> why was there a lion?
<yello_maniac> lol flare faceduku
<yello_maniac> evolved from flare face
<yello_maniac> looks like shes filtering for plankin
<yello_maniac> rub two thoughts and come up with a philosophy eh
<yello_maniac> the way of the grundle is tainted with soil and diet coke
<PlasticYakuza> harsh
<yello_maniac> be like those dipshits who lie on the grass of the quad playing hacky sack and talking about how the real stuff doesnt exist and smoking while drinking their latte
<yello_maniac> i bet she thinks that picture makes her seem "quirky" like meg ryan
<yello_maniac> or darma
* Tackey has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<yello_maniac> i mean it killed poor tackey
<yello_maniac> who knows what that face can do to a person
<PlasticYakuza> giftmas commercials need to stop
<yello_maniac> yea
<yello_maniac> along with those progressive insurance commercials
<yello_maniac> and the sham wow commercials
* Krishean has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<yello_maniac> flare faceduku got krish now
<yello_maniac> lets get some hallucinagens and make an animated show and sell it to adult swim
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<yello_maniac> think if it has colors and sound they will play it
<yello_maniac> regardless of talent
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/979879506.html
<Gunrunner_Gray> But 12oz Mouse was awesome
<Gunrunner_Gray> This one...
<Gunrunner_Gray> I don't know
<PlasticYakuza> wtf is with the shamwow guy?
<yello_maniac> lol i think i dont fit the specs on that last one gray
<PlasticYakuza> he looks like a crackhead that got beat up the day before
<yello_maniac> im just about 5'10", have brown eyes and my sense of humor is "questionable"
<PlasticYakuza> he is all cracked out and one of his eyes are swoll
<yello_maniac> thats what drugs do to you
<yello_maniac> make you sell shitty stuff
<yello_maniac> on tv
<yello_maniac> apparenlty
<yello_maniac> grundle masher university
<PlasticYakuza> crotch rot
<yello_maniac> oh and dispite menchis fantasy world, im not white
<Gunrunner_Gray> ShamWow
<yello_maniac> that should get some time on Plante Earth
<Gunrunner_Gray> I forgot the name of the other product
<Gunrunner_Gray> It's some sort of slicer
<yello_maniac> hmm
<PlasticYakuza> the knife set?
<yello_maniac> oh yea i forgot about that one
<PlasticYakuza> which oen are the progressive commercials?
<PlasticYakuza> are those with flo?
<yello_maniac> yeah
<PlasticYakuza> I want to put it in flo's butt
<Gunrunner_Gray> We all do
<Gunrunner_Gray> Hmm, that could work as a topic
<yello_maniac> so long as its done quietly and with that fucking kazoo
<yello_maniac> without
<PlasticYakuza> lol
<yello_maniac> no fucking kazoo
* Gunrunner_Gray has changed the topic to: Welcome to Quack Experimental Chat Channel [AY] - STUFF!: http://animeyakuza.edwardk.info/ - No fat chicks | Furthering your ruination since 2004! | Dutch Rudders all round! | Put it in Flo's butt | FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! | Tim Allen Is Dildos
<yello_maniac> ass ramming without the kazoo and stupid jokes is acceptable
<yello_maniac> rofl
<yello_maniac> you just made america's deductibles rise
<PlasticYakuza> lololol
<PlasticYakuza> I need the Superjail opening theme
<yello_maniac> and i need some dry shorts
<yello_maniac> damn flare face senior is still in my browser and i just looked at it
<yello_maniac> temperpedic matress: "soft where you want it and firm where you need it"
<Gunrunner_Gray> Yello, this is the worst of them all:
<Gunrunner_Gray> I call this one
<Gunrunner_Gray> Tan Radiation
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/979133445.html
<PlasticYakuza> fuck
<PlasticYakuza> the goggles
<PlasticYakuza> nothing
<yello_maniac> lol
* Gunrunner_Gray face melts off
<yello_maniac> fucking gingerbread man

<mouser> please make a NANY 2009 web service, even just a tiny one!!
<Allen> I would love to, but I don't have an idea!
<mouser> lets think of one for you
<Allen> The thing is, you aren't good at coming up with Tiny ideas.
<mouser> :(...
<mouser> my ideas are like those sponge capsule animals
<mouser> they start tiny
<mouser> and explode
<Allen> It's true.
<mouser> before they even leave my mouth
<mouser> my idea explosionifier kicks in
<Allen> You should have an identity change. Become "Spong Capsule Laying Bird"
<mouser> maybe dc needs a more unique mascot
<mouser> cody with a coin in his mouth
<mouser> and some cds coming out of his rump
<mouser> standing on a computer keyboard
<mouser> with a stovepipe hat
<mouser> and a monacle
<Allen> Maybe sponge capsules. CD's would *hurt*. He'd need a blood trail. And anal ointment.
<Allen> Monacles are always good.
<EhtyarWRK> (13:10:37) <Allen> The thing is, you aren't good at coming up with Tiny ideas. <-- ROFL
<Allen> It's true!
<EhtyarWRK> omg
<EhtyarWRK> so much funnyness
<Allen> I can't count how many times he and I have brainstormed on initially simple ideas, only to have them explode to un-codable proportions.
<EhtyarWRK> three quotes worth easy
<EhtyarWRK> so alllen
<EhtyarWRK> how come i don't see you?
<EhtyarWRK> r u like joto and have an hour a day?
<Allen> I wish I had a good excuse.
<Allen> Really, I'm just awful in communities--offline and off.
<Allen> I tend to get excited, then somehow slip off into lurkerdom for no good reason.
<mouser> lets think up an idea for allen!!
<Allen> Silence ensues.
<EhtyarWRK> im eating
<EhtyarWRK> nomnomnom

<Krishean> i found out something about arrays not too long ago
<Krishean> if you pass an array as an argument it only passes a reference to the array
<Krishean> as a function argument
<Krishean> hold on i'll get a example
<Krishean> function change(a){a[0]=2;}function main(){var a=[1];change(a);alert(a[0]);}main();
<Krishean> run that code and figure out wtf its doing
<app> not now ...i am busy being lazy
<hollow87> yo
<Krishean> heya hollow
<hollow87> sup
<Krishean> function change(a){a[0]=a[0].split('').reverse().join('');}
<Krishean> var arr=new Array();
<Krishean> arr[0]='doof';
<Krishean> change(arr);
<Krishean> alert(arr[0]);
<Krishean> thats a little more fun
<Krishean> not much
<Krishean> trying to teach an old app new tricks
<Krishean> 'doof' -> [???] -> 'food'
<Krishean> function obama(a){a[0]=a[0].split('').reverse().join('');} // its change, but not as you may expect
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Krishean> its life jim, but not as we know it
<Krishean> gray have you learned any js?
<Gunrunner_Gray> Nope, not yet
<Krishean> huh
<Krishean> i'd think by being around me long enough it would catch like a bad case of the flu

I received the following IM message from a friend that lives in Virginia.

If you have heard anything similar, DO NOT BELIEVE IT!

Today is the only day to vote. Tomorrow is too late and the polls will be closed and you will not have a chance to vote and make yourself heard.

Don't listen to the lies! Go vote TODAY!

freon says (8:24 AM):
va is messed up.. there have been fliers going around saying that republicans vote today, democrats tomorrow..
freon says (8:24 AM):
rumor going around school the same thing...
freon says (8:25 AM):
now,, we get an email from the provost.. saying that election day is being moved back a day
freon says (8:25 AM):
and get another email about that the mail servers had been 'hacked'
freon says (8:25 AM):
lol
app says (8:25 AM):
BULLSHIT!
app says (8:25 AM):
you go vote
app says (8:25 AM):
today
freon says (8:25 AM):
oh.. i will.. dont worry.. i just found it funny
app says (8:25 AM):
it's not funny at all
freon says (8:26 AM):
well that is true, it isn't funny, but just the mass emails from the provost lately is funny
freon says (8:26 AM):
cause there was a concern with alot of students missing classes because of election day...
freon says (8:27 AM):
im taking off of work 2 hrs early.. so i can drive an hour to vote
freon says (8:28 AM):
still doing last minute research on the candidates

Muppet says:
i had a nightmare
Muppet says:
the pc i built had smoke coming out of it
Muppet says:
the processor overheated and burned up
Muppet says:
i wonder if anyone dreams in code
Muppet says:
<dream> public static void instantiate nightmare... </dream>