* Linuxgrrl ticles Bitme_Bot
<blueboybob> oooohhh kinky
* Bitme_Bot tickles Linuxgrrl with a feather
* Linuxgrrl giggles
<blueboybob> do i need to leave?
* blueboybob sets up the camera
<Linuxgrrl> :p
* blueboybob installs night vision
* Linuxgrrl pokes both of blueboybob's eyes out.
<blueboybob> ok all done... continue please
* Bitme_Bot installs glow in the dark underwear
<Linuxgrrl> hahah with a big yellow glow in the dark arrow? pointing the way?
* Bitme_Bot likes the sound of that
<Linuxgrrl> i bet :p
<blueboybob> makes it easier
<blueboybob> men need all the help they can get
* Bitme_Bot /nick kinky_bot
* blueboybob has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.4/2007051502])
<app> he couldn't handle it

<Deozaan> Well, now that I'm finished with that for my wife I can go to bed.
<Deozaan> Nytol!
<app> gnite
<Deozaan> Haha I just had a funny thought.
<Deozaan> Google gets into the pharmacy business and makes a sleeping aid called Gnite.
<Deozaan> Well Ithought it was funny.
<app> don't forget their own brand of coffee called Gmornin
<Deozaan> haha
<Deozaan> And antidepressant called Gday
<app> nah...that's what they market the coffee as in AU
<Deozaan> Antidepressant in the US, coffee in AU
<app> comes with ads on the bottle
<Deozaan> Enhanced male virility: Gmate
<Deozaan> or Gspot :-O!
<Deozaan> Okay time to end that line of thought.
<app> let's hope they don't get into the twine business...Gstring
<Deozaan> Ha!
<Deozaan> Okay really nytol

<TSC[58];(DiK)Baphomet> someone just told me to google the 2012 london olympic logo, stare at it, then unfocus... so i did and BUGGER ME if he wasn't right... it /does/ look like lisa simpson giving head.....

<Drk`Angel> I love web ads.
<Drk`Angel> "This is not a joke, you are the 10,000th visitor. Click here!"
<Drk`Angel> yeah, whatever.
<Mjolnir> All web ads should have a "we don't believe you" button attached to them that delivers an electric shock to the purpetrator.
<Vibes^> I think that's reasonable.

<hollow87> you want to make a gui for me while your still on linux ;)
<freon> if its with gtk.. no.. like i said, i fooled with it once.... hated it... never again.. haha
<TSC[07];hollowlife> gtk#
<freon> so expect oop from hell?
<TSC[07];hollowlife> lol
<TSC[07];hollowlife> basicly mix of java and c++ is C#
<TSC[07];hollowlife> and GTK# is RAD
<freon> java on crack... smeared with shit...
<freon> i mean,, uhh i'll pass
<TSC[07];hollowlife> cmon freon
<TSC[07];hollowlife> its not really bad, C# is a great language
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* hippywarrior hands Drisanna a cup of coffee
* Drisanna is seriously considering committing little doggiecide this morning.
* Drisanna sips the coffee gratefully.
<hippywarrior> so whats the dog do'n?
<Drisanna> Well, they woke me up bouncing on the bed, playing and barking. Not ENTIRELY their fault, Dray shut them in the room when he left this morning.
<hippywarrior> lol
<Drisanna> But still, I'm not going to let that stand in the way of a good strangling.
<Drisanna> Then, they decided that potatoes should be on the breafast menu, scattered half a dozen or so around the upstairs, taking a bite or two out of several. . .
<hippywarrior> trade you for a puppy
<hippywarrior> ooooooooooh no
<Drisanna> Then, they apparently figured that I wasn't getting to my next needlepoint fast enough, and that they should "sort" the yarn for me. . . I found two multi-colored bundles in the living room.
<hippywarrior> pooooooor Drisanna
<hippywarrior> :(
<Drisanna> Oh, and they decided that I was making the bed ENTIRELY for their entertainment so they spent a good bit of time unmaking it as fast as I was making it. . .
<Drisanna> So yeah, they're pretty high up there on my sh** list this morning . . .

<Martin_130286> just to let people know how cool my job is... I am getting paid to answer questions like the following
<Martin_130286> "If i had anal sex with a girl called barry for 4 hours,would i get shit lodged in my foreskin,and would it rip her arsehole open???"

<TSC[58];(ÐîK)ßåÞhºmèt> sweet, i now have 32 versions of Gloomy Sunday, the infamous "Hungarian suicide song"... if i ever get depressed i can now play it in all its variants for 1hr and 58 minutes :D