<Menchi187> something something maple leaf something something
* Shinigami-Sama replaces mench's coffee with maple
* Shinigami-Sama makes sure its cheap walmart brand maple
<Menchi187> ha!
<Menchi187> i dont drink coffee
* omgplzstfukthx throws taylor ham in shin's maple
<omgplzstfukthx> taylor ham > canadian bacon
<Shinigami-Sama> 'canadian bacon' is another american thing
<Shinigami-Sama> like maple syrup
<Shinigami-Sama> we make it.. but we dont eat it..
<Shinigami-Sama> often at least
<app> WB Menchi187  <Menchi187> if i never type again,its because i died of food poisoning from these cheap bacon things
* Menchi187 has joined #animeyakuza

<mouser> whats the correct # of screws to have left over afer disassembling and reassembling a laptop
<mouser> i hope its 3
<w3bcrawlr> LOL probably not
<w3bcrawlr> but it's probably better than the answer Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy would give you
<w3bcrawlr> god i love kevin o'leary such a ruthless bastard
<Gothi[c]> any number is a good nubmer so long it boots
<Gothi[c]> structural integrity is overrated
<Gothi[c]> poor structural integrity gives a laptop personality... like. you have to hit it in just the right way to make it work.

When my daughter was about 9, she made the observation that I looked a lot like the Mona Lisa. And ever since then, when pointed out, a lot of people do agree. Well, today she contacted me on Facebook, and this little conversation transpired…

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<daughter> Another painting that reminds me of you. I think, perhaps, that you may have a very classic face. :)

<me> maybe
<me> or perhaps she is related to the other painting of a woman that reminds you of me ;-)
<daughter> I think you're a time traveler.
<me> or da Vinci was :-P
<daughter> Don't lie! I'm on to you, woman.
<me> lol
<daughter> But it's ok, I won't tell anyone else your secret.
<me> gives a whole new meaning to "perpetually 19"
<me> you'll learn soon enough...you have my family's genes in you
<me> we don't age like other people
<me> which is why people still think you aren't old enough to drink
<daughter> Haha... nope. We don't!
<daughter> And we're nocturnal.
<daughter> So... maybe there wasn't any time travel.
<daughter> Just... vampires.
<me> i have never been a vampire...just a well preserved zombie
<daughter> Lol
<me> and well, da vinci did have brains :-P
<daughter> I bet they were delicious, you fiendish ghoul, you!
<me> now you know the secret behind the mona lisa's mysterious smile :-P
<daughter> Braaaaaaains!
<me> :-D