<mouser> :(
<mouser> videogames have taught me i am an old man
<mouser> so i tried mass effect 2 last night
<p3lb0x> What do you think mouser? Have you played the first one?
<mouser> i played the first one a bit
<mouser> as for 2nd one.. i didnt enjoy my first play of it :(
<mouser> ive turned into an old man
<mouser> just too much noise and information overload
<mouser> and things to deal with
<p3lb0x> Hahahaha
<mouser> i fucking hate squad games with a passion
<mouser> i have enough trouble controlling my own life
<p3lb0x> Oh
<mouser> the idea of telling the rest of the squad what to do
<p3lb0x> Just ignore your friends
<mouser> is insane
<p3lb0x> That's what I did like, 80 percent of the time
<mouser> just do your fucking job
<mouser> and leave me out of it
<p3lb0x> I only controlled them when the game forced me to or when I had to position them to soak up fire
<mouser> hey this makes me wonder
<mouser> are there games where the player is in a squad and never has to think of orders
<mouser> but just follow them
<mouser> hell that seems 100x more relaxing to me
<mouser> and fun
<p3lb0x> Pretty much ever call of duty game so far, lol
<p3lb0x> mouser, if that is your sole complaint about ME2 so far
<mouser> hmm.. i might have to check that out
<p3lb0x> Just do like me and ignore them unless the game forces you to order them around to continue
<mouser> the first mission in ME2 was like designed to make me hate this game
<mouser> a million explosions
<mouser> everywhere
<scannie> <mouser> and fun <- what? you find following orders without thinking fun?
<mouser> ugh.. i just wanted to shut off the pc
<mouser> i have no 3d sense of space
<mouser> i get lost easily
<p3lb0x> I enjoyed the talking sequences of ME2 the most though
<mouser> and having to switch and use special forces
<mouser> too much!!!
<p3lb0x> All the small hints to ME1 when you import a save was great
<mouser> just let me shoot things!!!!
<scannie> protip: width height depth... not that complex :-)
<mouser> yeah i really just want the story
<mouser> and to kiss girls
<mouser> in their tight suits
<mouser> in space.
<p3lb0x> The Japs create lots of games like that mouser ;P
<scannie> and you need a gf, quick. :P
<mouser> women i should say
<p3lb0x> Also, where's App when you need something quoted?
<app> <--
<p3lb0x> Quote mouser, do it
<app> what do you want quoted?
<mouser> app dont listen to them
<p3lb0x> Should be self explanatory
<app> <mouser> yeah i really just want the story
<app> <mouser> and to kiss girls
<app> <mouser> in their tight suits
<app> <mouser> in space.
<p3lb0x> Yes
<mouser> i never said such a thing
<mouser> pay no attention
<app> <mouser> just let me shoot things!!!! <--obviously not a puzzle game guy
<p3lb0x> I thought mouser loved tower defense games
<mouser> i need to go back to only playing sniper games
<mouser> where its quiet
<mouser> and i can just look through scope while hiding in hole
<p3lb0x> Aren't there only like
<p3lb0x> 2 sniper games
* scannie hands mouser a pet rock
<mouser> there are some good ones
<p3lb0x> Sniper Elite and one more I don't remember
<mouser> Sniper Elite was great
<p3lb0x> Oh yeah
<p3lb0x> JFK reloaded
<mouser> actually in ejoy the Hitman games too
<p3lb0x> oh lol
<p3lb0x> Hitman
<mouser> s in/i
<p3lb0x> Hitman is like
<mouser> there were a couple of fps that were sniper-heavy too
<mouser> delta force 2 i think
<p3lb0x> Strangle two guards, someone spots you
<p3lb0x> Decimate everyone in the level
<app> i hate shootem up games
<scannie> i hate games
<p3lb0x> I think I've only achieved the best score on two levels in Hitman Bloodmoney
<p3lb0x> Mouser, I just realized
<p3lb0x> Do you realize that Mass Effect 2 is one of the EASIER games on the market?
<p3lb0x> It's dumbed down for the consoles
<p3lb0x> They took out the weapon upgrading
<p3lb0x> For example
<mouser> yes
<mouser> i know thats why i thought i would like it
<mouser> im going to start over
<mouser> set it to "casual" mode
<p3lb0x> Okay
<p3lb0x> This time
<p3lb0x> Play the solider
<mouser> instead of normal
<p3lb0x> *soldier
<p3lb0x> They have like
<p3lb0x> 2 active abilities
<mouser> i tried infiltrator
<p3lb0x> And 4 passive
<mouser> since they have sniper
<p3lb0x> The Soldier also has the sniper
<mouser> but maybe i should try solider as you say
<p3lb0x> They have uh
<p3lb0x> Concussive shot which is like a grenade launcher
<p3lb0x> And 3 different special ammo types
<p3lb0x> Oh yeah, they also have bullet time
<mouser> im going to make a game
<mouser> called AYHIASR
<mouser> aka All You Have Is A Sniper Rifle
<app> lol
<mouser> special powers are for babies
<p3lb0x> Mouser, so basically you're going to remake JFK reloaded
<mouser> yeah
<app> sounds very simple...nothing to remember
<app> that's why i can't stand these games...too much shit to remember
<p3lb0x> Oh yeah, you're not going to like the second sniper you get
<p3lb0x> app, lol. Point gun at enemies, press fire. Ocassional press 1, 2 or 3 depending on whether your enemy is a robot, organic or you don't know
<p3lb0x> *occasionally
<app> but i can never remember what 1 2 & 3 are supposed to do
<p3lb0x> Okay then
<mouser> wtf
<mouser> 123
<mouser> just let me pull the fucking trigger
<mouser> arghhhhh
<mouser> stop with all the buttons!!!!
<p3lb0x> Mouser
<app> it's like playing pinball on the computer...i can never remember which keys are for the nudge, which is for left and which is for right
<app> so i never bother with them
<p3lb0x> You do realize, that you only need to press one of those once per engagement as the effect is on until you chose the next one
<p3lb0x> Hell
<mouser> thats so annoying
<app> i agree
* Intrepid gives channel operator status to Metshrine
<p3lb0x> You could just use the general ammo type that does +30% damage to everything and not bother with the specialized ones that do +40% to a specific type
* Metshrine has kicked mouser from #donationcoder (oops, meant button 3)
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* MouserBot gives channel operator status to mouser
<mouser> i wish they had made a version of the game that makes you not have to make these choices
<mouser> and this time im going to play as a woman
<mouser> i thought i would enjoy playing as a man so i could have a girlfriend in the game
<mouser> but its annoying watching me
<p3lb0x> you know
<app> lol
<mouser> so ill be a woman, at least i can enjoy watching myself
<p3lb0x> You can still have a girlfriend as a female
<mouser> yeah that too
<app> what mouser needs is a special version of the sims, where he can go postal and shoot people, then visit his sim girlfriend
<Metshrine> They have the second part already
<Metshrine> plus a nudity mod
<Metshrine> so he can even simulate that part of it!
<scannie> <@mouser> so ill be a woman
<scannie> nuff said
* Metshrine has changed the topic to: <@mouser> i thought i would enjoy playing as a man
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<Metshrine> scannie: Donde esta un biblioteca?
<JeseRchlr> I am Mr. Bombastic! When we have sex it's fantastic! I stick to you like your underwears elastic. I do all of that because I am Mr. Bombastic!
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<scannie> josh: UNA biblioteca
<Metshrine> I say un
<Metshrine> deal with it!
<Metshrine> ;-)
<mouser> who wants to go shopping with me
<Metshrine> OMG!
<Metshrine> He's turning into a woman!
<mouser> oh be quiet
* Metshrine throws testerone boosters at Jesse
<Metshrine> Quick
<mouser> who is the one who has been begging for a teddy bear
<Metshrine> take them all!
<mouser> for months
<Metshrine> We will save your manhood
<mouser> and crying himself to sleep without it
<Metshrine> Mouser: I am trying to add to my support of donationcoder
<Metshrine> if you would prefer I won't
<mouser> im just teasing!!
<Metshrine> heh
<Metshrine> such a tard
<scannie> mouser: that´s prolly me
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