Feature overload

<housetier> this new total commander suffers from feature overload 
<housetier> too damn many options 
<mouser> so do i 
<mouser> i am feature overloaded 
<mouser> most of my features are useless too 
<mouser> my overweight feature is my worst feature of all 
<mouser> i need to get an excercise feature

LispEggs

<mouser> emacs is like result if everyone who ever had a linux beard made an easter egg and combined them all and removed the program and just left the easter eggs
<mouser> all coded in lisp as well :) 
<mouser> emacs should be called: LispEggs

A wish for the world

<mouser> if i had a genie i could make a wish on for the sake of the world
<mouser> it would be: make all bugs reproducable
<tonsofpcs> word it a bit better mouser, I don't want to see cockroaches reproducable
<Deozaan> cockroaches are already reproducable

A programming language for cats

<mouser> i wish i could teach my cat to program
<mouser> hmm thats a good idea... a cat programming language
<mouser> made up mostly of different kinds of meows
<tinjaw> in that language an exception will be called furBall()
<tinjaw> And the most popular debugger will be called litterBox

Flan with Trix and Coke

<scancode> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/view/blueberry-cornbread-drizzled-with-honey <<-- HUNGRYYYYYYYYY
<housetier> I want pancakes with salty butter and maple syrup
<scancode> i'd kill for http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/view/caramel-flan-with-hot-fudge
<housetier> ohboy
<mouser> yuck flan is horrible
<scancode> die mouser
<scancode> you hate flan
<scancode> you hate trix
<scancode> you hate coke
<scancode> you're an alien
<mouser> why dont you make yourself a flan
<mouser> with trix and coke
<mouser> and stop making the rest of us ill.