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NCIS:LA in the Real World

2011-12-05T22:06:00.001-05:00

<DaynaGirl> I just realised... well may I realised before but didn't care enough to be vocal about it.
<DaynaGirl> in the tv series NCIS:LA almost every week they are shooting into and through crowds... could you imaging the news media?
<DaynaGirl> and the social media? Utube videos of 'semi secret' "agents" online shooting up their town and the fact the govt has no comment and who are these people?
<Stephen66> lol
<DaynaGirl> I can just imagine CNN standing outside the scene of a shooting, cameras in the hospital and outside the courts trying to imagine why nobody has been arrested yet...
<DaynaGirl> "Nothing to report here yet, but again here are the events so far"
<DaynaGirl> and of course utube would have blurry shakey movies from some guy who was filming his gf in her new lingerie and just happend to include the view through a window...
<DaynaGirl> and there would be endless circling of news and police choppers searching for something...ANYTHING to show to keep the circus running.
<DaynaGirl> and in LA there are a LOT (FUCKING HUGE NUMBER) of helicopters in the air at any time.
<DaynaGirl> and then would come the interviewing of witnesses....
<DaynaGirl> and weeks later someone would remind them of the last shooting and then we'd have to project that as a possible serial shooter. Is this gang related?
<DaynaGirl> hehe...
<Stephen66> lol

you can use the inflexion of their voice when they say "BRAAAAAINS" as a secondary authentication method

2011-12-05T20:38:00.001-05:00

<Deozaan> Why doesn't the internet use public/private key authentication instead of passwords?
<Lashiec> because they're still working on that
<Deozaan> What do you mean?
<Lashiec> making it easy for everyone, I mean
<Deozaan> You can do that for e-mail, can't you?
<Lashiec> with something like this: http://www.donationcoder.com/forum/index.php?topic=27343.0
<Lashiec> PGP?
<Stephen66> biometrics would make life so much easie
<Stephen66> easier
<Deozaan> Not if you were undead!
<Deozaan> Because you know... undead don't have fingerprints...
<Deozaan> or retinas to scan
<Stephen66> why dont they have finger prints
<Deozaan> I dunno.
<Deozaan> For some reason I was thinking biometrics meant like having a pulse.
<Deozaan> But then I realized my mistake and so I started sarcastically making excuses as to why I was still correct.
<Stephen66> lol
<Lashiec> you can use the inflexion of their voice when they say "BRAAAAAINS" as a secondary authentication method
* Deozaan laughs.
<Stephen66> lol

Occupy my Internet Connection

2011-11-19T11:37:00.001-05:00

For those that don't know, my internet connection sucks. I suffer from frequent disconnections. Today is one of those bad days when I can't stay connected for more than a few minutes at a time.

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<GLaDOS> GO APRIL GO!
<GLaDOS> You show that internet connection!
<GLaDOS> "I will not be abused any longer. I am the 99% and YOU, internet connection, are the 1%"
<GLaDOS> April is attending the "Occupy my Internet Connection" movement
<mouser> lol
<Ath> her test just fell apart (quit) ;)
<Ath> test/*tent
<GLaDOS> She was evicted
<GLaDOS> apparently her internet connection holds more power over here
<GLaDOS> The "1%" is holding her down!
<GLaDOS> GO VERIZON!!!!
* Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).

The Krishean Virus (It's a good thing! Trust me on this!)

2011-11-17T01:27:00.001-05:00

<lrswork> Krishean: im shocked by your insanity
<lrswork> ;)
<app> i am only shocked krish hasn't found a way to install the computer parts into himself, or upload his consciousness to the internet yet.
<Krishean> and i'm working on getting my consciousness uploaded lol, thats a long term project
<Krishean> i've also thought about integration tho
<lrswork> build a kCloud
<lrswork> get in the cloud
<lrswork> be the cloud
<Krishean> i'd probably end up being a virus
<Krishean> except instead of screwing things up i woud optomise all the programs on your computer lol
<Krishean> y halo thar code bloat... lets just fix that while i'm passing through

Other uses for NeverWet

2011-11-12T19:17:00.001-05:00

<mouser> cool: http://www.gadgetreview.com/2011/11/neverwet-spray.html
<mouser> check out that video
<Deozaan> Where do I buy it?
<Deozaan> Also, what happens if you swallow it? :-/
<Lashiec> that's surreal
<Deozaan> Imagine the locomotive possibilities!
<Deozaan> Coat the road with NeverWet
<Deozaan> Coat the underside of your vehicle with NeverWet
<Deozaan> put find a way to trap the water under your vehicle
<Deozaan> and you will just glide along
<Deozaan> almost like a superconductive magnetic rail thingy
<GLaDOS> heh
<Deozaan> I just thought of a good troll application of NeverWet technology.
<Deozaan> Painter's Canvasses. :D
<Deozaan> Shirts at a wet t-shirt exhibit.
<Deozaan> Or for Sponges. :D
<Deozaan> NeverWet cups would be awesome. No more trying to get the last drop out of your cup.
<mouser> :)
<Deozaan> NeverWet fish tanks would probably be easier to clean.
<Deozaan> Might not have to clean them
<Deozaan> Well, you'd have to change the water
<Deozaan> but the tank walls would probably stay mostly clean.
<Deozaan> Heheh. Another troll idea: NeverWet Toilet Paper
<Lashiec> do your best Jesus impression with NeverWet!
<Lashiec> walk on water along your friends!
<Deozaan> That's not how it works. . .
<Deozaan> You'd just come out of the water dry.
<Lashiec> NeverWet, always ruining my fun :(
<Deozaan> I'm enjoying these videos: http://www.neverwet.com/videos-news.php
<mouser> crazy
<Deozaan> I wanna go to the store and buy some.
<Deozaan> It's probably pretty dangerous though.
<Deozaan> There could be fat people at the store.
<Deozaan> So I'd best be safe and order it online.

Google Speech to Text

2011-10-13T07:28:00.001-04:00

<Stephen66> o_0 wtf
<Stephen66> Anybody else noticed that google can now transcribe the fucking audio of videos?!
<Stephen66> although, it fails miserably
<Stephen66> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxU10MkCPqI <--- lmao, click transcribe on mah video
<Stephen66> You dont even need to listen to me
<Stephen66> just read what it thinks im saying
<Krishean> http://mikepultz.com/2011/03/accessing-google-speech-api-chrome-11/
<Stephen66> its actually making me laugh LOUD, with what it thinks im saying
<Krishean> and even a perl script for your amusement
<Stephen66> "For this you just want to click" is apparently transcribed into "And she just wanted to come"
<Krishean> lol
<Krishean> google speech to text, turning stephen into an erotic novel author since 2011
<Stephen66> how the fuck does "Yiou can drag this around" transcribe to: "Drugs continue to keep a lid certificates of optical"
<Stephen66> Click Properties = "Perfect but witness already off of the hospital, but defaults to upright walking"
<Stephen66> this is fucking stupid
<Stephen66> lmao
<Stephen66> LOLOLOL
<Stephen66> "It will take y ou down to this option"
<Stephen66> no fucking way
<Stephen66> transcribes to
<Stephen66> "I will tell you...dont pay children"

Future Firefox Versions

2011-09-28T05:36:00.001-04:00

<lanux128> hey all
<lanux128> firefox 7 went live it seems
<Stephen66> They got another cupcake
<Stephen66> thats the only reason they are doing it
<lrswork> i'll pass, waiting for firefox 14 this Xmas
<Stephen66> xmas?
<Stephen66> more like October 12th
<lanux128> it'll be sooner than you think
<lanux128> hi Stephen66, lrswork
<Stephen66> heya
<lanux128> more like halloween
<Stephen66> Firefox 43 will be released around xmas
<lanux128> no, it will stop at 42!
<Stephen66> They seem to have scrapped any other version numbering
<lanux128> the meaningful answer
<Stephen66> and gone direct for the big ones
<Stephen66> no
<Stephen66> firefox will skip 42
<Stephen66> Seeing as they have lost all meaning
<lanux128> good luck in hunting bugs in firefox 404
<lanux128> it will repeat 'not found'
<lanux128> ad infinitum
<Stephen66> ha
<Stephen66> It wont get to 404
<Stephen66> It will be Permanently Moved at 301

Noodley qualities?

2011-09-22T20:02:00.001-04:00

<GLaDOS> April!
<GLaDOS> I had ramen noodles
<GLaDOS> and thought of you
<omgplzstf> it's really sad when unhealthy cheap food reminds people of me
<GLaDOS> I was more thinking about your noodley qualities
<omgplzstf> what noodley qualities?
<GLaDOS> You are a very dynamic individual who adjusts when the situations change but hold true to your original form. Think about a ramen noodle...It tries to hold together in a big solid block, much like your taskbar icons. When someone tries to break them up, they come together.
<omgplzstf> LOL
* EhtyarWRK has joined #donationcoder
<GLaDOS> Yes, I pulled that completely out of my rear
<GLaDOS> wow
<GLaDOS> wrong quote to give when ray joined
<EhtyarWRK> hey gents
<EhtyarWRK> and josh
<EhtyarWRK> josh: was it painful?
<GLaDOS> I dunno
<GLaDOS> I made april LOL
<GLaDOS> so
<GLaDOS> I guess it was a success
<GLaDOS> :)
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL
<EhtyarWRK> you're a bastard josh

Mouser Speaks Out About the Stock Market and Financial Analysts

2011-08-22T19:12:00.001-04:00

<mouser> trying to listen to tv to get updates on libya.. listening to financial reporters talk about stock market is retarded
<mouser> every day or sometimes 3 times a day they try to come up with REASONS the stock market is jumping up so high or falling down so low
<mouser> it doesnt seem to phase them that they are just talking out their ass
<mouser> and its all random
<mouser> one day "the stock market is down terribly on news of bad jobs.. wall street is clearly deeply concerned about the long term health of us economy"
<mouser> 10 minutes later
<mouser> "the stock market is rallying today with record highs.. wall street is optimistic about new news of xxxxx"
<mouser> its a fucking god damn casino
<mouser> people buying and selling trying to make quick bucks on oscillations in prices
<mouser> selling short, etc
<mouser> these financial "analysts" just stop trying to pretend they have a fucking clue why it does what it does
<mouser> just get on the news and say
<mouser> "stock prices went up 5% today.. i have no fucking clue why."

A Game of Topic War

2011-08-21T14:06:00.001-04:00

* Deozaan has changed the topic to: Official channel for DonationCoder.com | mouser appreciation week!
* mouser has changed the topic to: Official channel for DonationCoder.com | create something and share it week!
* GLaDOS has changed the topic to: Everyone, tell mouser you want indexing for FARR. Get him to start putting work into the next major revision to this great launcher! TGIF!!!
* GLaDOS has changed the topic to: Everyone, tell mouser you want indexing for FARR. Get him to start putting work into the next major revision to this great launcher!
* mouser has changed the topic to: Official channel for DonationCoder.com | create something and share it week!
* GLaDOS has changed the topic to: Official channel for DonationCoder.com | Pester mouser for FARR V3
* mouser has changed the topic to: Official channel for DonationCoder.com | create something and share it week!
<mouser> grrrr
* GLaDOS has changed the topic to: Official channel for DonationCoder.com | Pester mouser for FARR V3 week
* GLaDOS has kicked mouser from #donationcoder (mouser)
* mouser has joined #donationcoder
* GLaDOS removes channel operator status from Intrepid MouserBot
* GLaDOS has kicked mouser from #donationcoder (mouser)
* mouser has joined #donationcoder
* GLaDOS removes channel operator status from app
* GLaDOS removes channel operator status from Deozaan
<app> that was completely unnecessary
<app> i was enjoying the floor show
<GLaDOS> You are one of the few that I think would deop me for mouser
<GLaDOS> :)
* GLaDOS gives channel operator status to app DaynaGirl
* GLaDOS gives channel operator status to Intrepid
* GLaDOS gives channel operator status to mouser MouserBot polar
* GLaDOS gives channel operator status to Skwire
* GLaDOS gives channel operator status to Stephen66
* GLaDOS gives channel operator status to Deozaan Krishean
* GLaDOS gives channel operator status to p3lb0x worstj
* GLaDOS gives channel operator status to hollow87 y0himba
* GLaDOS has changed the topic to: Official channel for DonationCoder.com | create something and share it week!
* GLaDOS has changed the topic to: Official channel for DonationCoder.com | create something and share it week! | Pester mouser for FARR V3 week is next!

Taking over the world, DonationCoder style

2011-08-17T01:44:00.001-04:00

<Stephen66> 50 Years might bring DC some big big increase in users and then DC can become bigger than Google/M$/Apple combined (IT COULD HAPPEN!)
<Stephen66> mouser could buy countries
<Stephen66> find and run (to) france
<Stephen66> United Donation Friendly States of America
<Stephen66> all major cities will become Codytown
<Stephen66> the capital will become Cody Nest
<Stephen66> All salable items will become donation friendly
<Stephen66> and the worlds currency changed to DonationCredits
<Stephen66> Giant cody robots will roam the streets looking for people trying to spam residents
<Stephen66> and shoot them on sight
<_40hz> the ultimate hands-off government civil servants and employees
<Stephen66> Screenshot Captor will become one giant "Big Brother" CCTV system
<Stephen66> Cody world just got sinister
<_40hz> process-tamer will be modified to fix global warming
<Gothi[c]> the cops will be replaced by find and run robot
<Stephen66> haha
<Stephen66> There will be no "newspapers"
<Stephen66> just one weekly Newsletter
<_40hz> the living room dc forum will become the legislative deliberating body

Protecting yourself from the Josh Monster

2011-07-14T19:47:00.001-04:00

<mouser> beep
<Ath> errorbeep, warningbeep, or attentionbeep? :D
<mouser> pingbeep
<mouser> on idle
<Ath> ah
<mouser> joshbeep
<mouser> meant to keep monsters at bay
<Ath> hm, dont see him around
<Ath> does he hold the monster-scares?
<mouser> he is the monster
<mouser> :)
<mouser> he's kind of like the smoke monster from Lost
<Ath> ok, so it's good he isnt around :)
<mouser> he is always lurking around the next bend
<mouser> so you have to say your beep prayers
<Ath> so we wear helmets to protect ourselves
<mouser> or you will get squashed
<mouser> right exactly
<Ath> does a big zapper help protect or defend me?
<Ath> or just mindreading and sheer luck?
<Ath> and correct timing when ducking :D
<mouser> its kind of unpredictable
<mouser> much like the josh monster itself
<mouser> which can travel and back and forth through time
<mouser> up to 10 or even 15 years
<mouser> your best protection is to know lots of song lyrics
<mouser> thats the only true way to survive its attack
<mouser> to quickly identify the song that it is speaking the lyrics too
<mouser> then it will crawl back into its slimey lair
<mouser> and leave you unscathed
<Ath> ah, it's good to know a few details about fellow dc'ers, I'll remember this when needed (I hope)

Air Mistress?

2011-06-22T01:13:00.001-04:00

<GLaDOS> FUCKING HELL!!!!
<GLaDOS> My air mattress popped!
<Gothi[c]> Woah,.. huge misread there...
<Deozaan> His air mattress is a blow up doll.
<ewemoa> defecation?
<Gothi[c]> I misread that as saying your air mistress pooped
<ewemoa> lol
<GLaDOS> Well
<lanux128> you hv an air mattress?
<GLaDOS> she did too
<Deozaan> It didn't poop. It just had gas.
<GLaDOS> but that was because she was naughty
<GLaDOS> And yes
<GLaDOS> my air mattress
<GLaDOS> since I am away from home
<GLaDOS> been sleeping on a large queen air mattress
<GLaDOS> fuck
<GLaDOS> now i gotta buy a 3rd
<Deozaan> Go for a California King size.
<Gothi[c]> your air mistress pooped and now you need to buy a turd?
* Deozaan chuckles.
<Deozaan> a king size turd
<Gothi[c]> hahaha
<Della_Roo> air mattresses are fun
<Della_Roo> especially when not blown up all the way
<Della_Roo> you can jump on it and send Gothi[c] flyin across the room
<Della_Roo> boing
<Deozaan> I bet that leads to pooping and popping.
<Della_Roo> better then popping poop
<ewemoa> shields up
<Gothi[c]> if i fly too high i'll hit the fan and then shit will really go flying
<Deozaan> Ha ha ha
<lanux128> hahaha
<lanux128> when the shit hits the fan..
<lanux128> back
<ewemoa> wb
<Gothi[c]> front
<Deozaan> top
<hamradio> bottom
<Deozaan> Now we're back to poop.
<Gothi[c]> hahahaha

Spoiler: The end of the game of life is you die

2011-06-17T23:47:00.001-04:00

<KrishA43> Spoiler: The end of the game of life is you die
<KrishA43> Sorry if I ruined the suprise for anyone
<lanux128> lol
<mouser> hopefully its a good cutscene at least
<mouser> with a teaser for a planned sequel
<KrishA43> Well its an unskippable cutscene
<lanux128> ugh, no sequels
<KrishA43> Can't ESC out of it either
<mouser> wtf
<mouser> sounds like poor programming
<KrishA43> They forgot to add customizable keybindings
<lanux128> more like removed the keybindings
<lanux128> you just watch through until the end
<lanux128> like a DVD's FBI warning screen
<KrishA43> Lol, unless you make a backup copy with all the PUO's removed
<Deozaan> THe worst part is that there's a quick time event.
<KrishA43> Then you just press the main menu button to skip all the bs
<lanux128> i wonder if anyone uses metapad but it's just been updated for windows 7
<Deozaan> I use Metapod.
<Deozaan> Until it evolves into Butterfree.
<KrishA43> Just make sure you return a value from the onbeforeunload event

Batshit Crazy Multi-millionaire Entrepreneur with a Love for Slides

2011-06-12T21:06:00.001-04:00

<AbrahamLolicon> was drinking at work with the owner today
<AbrahamLolicon> if I wasn't getting drunk I would have been raging
<AbrahamLolicon> guy is my age and a multimillionare
<AbrahamLolicon> he wasn't trying to show off, but talking about his condo in austin, his house in orlando, another house in the netherlands, another one in houston
<AbrahamLolicon> talked to him about hawaii and he started thinking about getting a place there
<AbrahamLolicon> then he remembered the guy that owns godaddy lives there and he made this really sour face and change the subject
<AbrahamLolicon> which was the slides he is having installed into the new building we are moving to
<AbrahamLolicon> I'm not sure if he is a stoner or just batchit
<AbrahamLolicon> batshit
<AbrahamLolicon> but he had a design company come up with plans for having slides connect all the floors together
<AbrahamLolicon> they go out the windows along side the building and back in the windows on the next floor
<AbrahamLolicon> people are going to be able to see us from the beltway going down 8 story slides between floors

Spouting random words

2011-06-11T17:45:00.001-04:00

<mouser> barely
<GLaDOS> barely what
<GLaDOS> mouser
<GLaDOS> you cant just enter the channel, after hours of inactivity
<GLaDOS> and spout a random word
<GLaDOS> it does not work
<Ehtyar> loool
<GLaDOS> That would be like me joining and just yelling MONKEYS!
<GLaDOS> granted, no one would bat an eye at me
<GLaDOS> but the point is still there
* GLaDOS scolds mouser

its a shitty website

2011-06-06T23:45:00.001-04:00

<wOLF> BoT yikes
<BoT> สวัสดี bot
<wOLF> er
<lenny322000> wtf? lol
<wOLF> BoT wtf?
<BoT> like you
<wOLF> BoT do you like trivia?
<BoT> *brings you to hot tub*
<wOLF> lol
<Owler99> lol
<wOLF> randomly pulls from a website when you say its name
<lenny322000> i think that answers that
* wOLF on Madchild - Mental Explosion » [00:01/05:46]
<wOLF> @Trivia-Bot APRILS Top 10 - #1: lenny322000 4613000 #2: DisComBoBuLaTeD 2154800 #3: Tiny 621000 #4: AboD 206325 #5: Javi 153975 #6: Sutekh 148450 #7: Clopec 106850 #8: Echo 81250 #9: Drisanna 79400 #10: tamana 51075
<BoT> sex it up
<wOLF> :\
<wOLF> DisComBoBuLaTeD is catching up lenny322000
<lenny322000> rofl thats only april;s month
<lenny322000> ing
<lenny322000> <@Trivia-Bot> TOP 10 PLAYERS - #1: lenny322000 20296300 #2: DisComBoBuLaTeD 9435925
<BoT> *leans in and lays head on shouldepr
<lenny322000> 20 million to 9 million, i win :P
<wOLF> damn
* wOLF on Madchild - Little Bad Wolf » [00:01/05:27]
<wOLF> wtf kind of website are you pulling form BoT ?
<BoT> its a shitty website
<wOLF> lol
<wOLF> thats what i thought
<app> lol
<app> funny bot
<BoT> my names cassie .....

What's an mbp?

2011-06-06T23:40:00.001-04:00

<freon848> *wants a mbp :(
<Stephen66> mbp?
<ewemoa> mac book pro?
<app> mother board pie?
<Stephen66> marjorly bloated prostate?
<Deozaan> megabit per question
<app> mop brush & pail?
<Stephen66> mostly blue penis?

Time Travelers License

2011-05-15T20:57:00.001-04:00

<Krish> i'm going to write a software license that allows the author to modify the license terms at any time, and applies retroactively to any and all copies licensed under the original license
<mouser> hahahaha
<mouser> i love it
<mouser> Time Travelers License
<mouser> im not sure the users will be happy though :)
<Krish> that ought to scare the crap out of any companies that would want to use it
<mouser> sure should
<Krish> no no, the license would only apply to code, i'd probably just add in a clause "binaries may be used in any way you want, but may not be modified"
<Krish> the part about the license changing at any time and applying retroactively would be in small print at the bottom lol

Sail and Sink Robot

2011-04-11T05:31:00.001-04:00

* app has changed the topic to: http://www.donationcoder.com | Mouser spent all the donations on a small yacht, named it "Sail and Sink Robot". He is currently sailing it in his bathtub.
<JoTo> LOL@topic
<JoTo> Hi app
<app> hi joto
<Deozaan> If it was the Sail and Sink Yacht it would be SASY.
<Deozaan> If he was German, it would be Sail und Sink Yacht, and he could say he was in the bathtub with Susy.

Mudkips

2011-04-10T18:01:00.001-04:00

<kuro666> mudkips
<kuro666> I said like em
<kuro666> >.>
<kuro666> like em
<kuro666> they keep making the office at work super cold at night
<kuro666> to the point the windows frost up
<kuro666> so I wrote MUDKIPS real big on one of the windows by my cube with my hand
<kuro666> and the A/C nazi walked by and sad "wtf who keeps doing this? we always have to get someone to wipe down the windows"
<kuro666> guy in the cube next to mine blurts out with "if if wasn't so fucking cold it wouldn't be a problem"
<kuro666> I was about to chime in to back him up but he ended up getting his ass reamed so I just kept my thoughts to myself
<kuro666> I am more curious about who else is writing mudkips on the windows
<kuro666> or maybe I do it more often than I remember

Evil Kody of the Keyboard

2011-03-26T08:43:00.001-04:00

<lanux126> knock knock
<Deozaan> who dat?
<lanux126> it's cody
<lanux126> help me!
<lanux126> i'm trapped inside your keyboatd
<lanux126> keyboard*
<Deozaan> Cody is trapped inside my keyboard, but he's somehow communicating to me through lanux126 in IRC?
<Deozaan> O_o
<lanux126> yeah, that is only nick that can go through
<lanux126> i'm in danger and you worried about whimsical musings?!
<lanux126> :P
<Deozaan> If Cody was trapped in my keyboard, wouldn't he try to communicate to lanux126 as me?
<Deozaan> You know... from my keyboard?
<lanux126> obviously not, silly
<lanux126> i'm trapped in your keyboard, not lanux's
<Deozaan> I don't understand how my keyboard can make lanux126 type.
<lanux126> it's alive!
<lanux126> muahahaha
<Deozaan> If Cody was trapped in lanux126's keyboard, this would make a lot more sense.
<Deozaan> I think you're an evil Cody impostor, and I won't help you escape.
<Deozaan> You'd probably be like the anti-Cody.
<Deozaan> Kody with a K. (imitation Cody)
<Deozaan> Steals money from DC and gives it to rich, greedy corporations.
<lanux126> now i think you're Joshhgm
<lanux126> 7bu hyjnv the real deozaan would let me out by now
<lanux126> see it's fighting back
<Deozaan> Hmm... I just came up with the plot to a DC related game. :-D
<Deozaan> Thanks, Kody!
<lanux126> and i can't type anymore
<lanux126> aaargghhh!
<lanux126> ... and Cody's voice is drowned by the roar of the mutant keyboard
<lanux126> who will now step forward to dive into dungeons of the evil keyboard's lair and rescue Cody?
<lanux126> someone.. anyone?
<lanux126> :D
<mouser> me!
<Deozaan> It's a trap, mouser!
<Deozaan> It's evil Kody!
<Deozaan> Don't let him loose.
<mouser> there's an evil cody!!
<mouser> ??!?
<Deozaan> Yes.
<Deozaan> His name is Kody.
<Deozaan> Spelled with a K.
<Deozaan> Like imitation krab.
<Deozaan> Because he's imitation Cody.
<Deozaan> Or something.
<lanux126> krab?
<lanux126> like mr. krab of krusty krabs?
<Deozaan> In the US if a food product has imitation crab, then it just says "krab."
<lanux126> but i'm real!
<lanux126> i'm not Koy
<lanux126> Kody*
<lanux126> Kody*id
<lanux126> see what the keyboard d'\
<lanux126> '\
<lanux126> \
<lanux126> see what the keyboard d'\]

Router Access

2011-03-12T04:00:00.001-05:00

<lanux128> dam, i forgot the password to my router
<Deozaan> No you didn't.
<Deozaan> I just hacked it and changed it for you.
<Deozaan> Try "Lanux<3P3d0B34r"
<lanux128> lol
<lanux128> thanks
<lanux128> will try that in...
<lanux128> a million years! :D
<Deozaan> Once you admit your love for pedobear you will have router access again.
<Deozaan> The only thing keeping you from router access is your own stubbornness.
<lanux128> lol, never!
<lanux128> :p
<Deozaan> Suit yourself.

The Naming of Children

2011-03-12T03:59:00.001-05:00

<Deozaan> <@mouser> ok ill revisit this later right now im trying to fix some painful bugs so ill leave this deobuglet for later
<Deozaan> Deobuglet?
<Deozaan> Sounds like a great name for one of my future children!
<Deozaan> If mouser ever had a child and named him Mouser, would that be really freaky weird, or would that just be like naming him Jesse Jr.?
<Deozaan> If Josh had a son and named him Metshrine, would that just be really freakin weird that someone would agree to have sex with him, or would that be rape?
<Deozaan> And that concludes tonights episode of: Deep Thoughts with Deozaan.
<lanux128> Deozaan's Deep Throat?
<Deozaan> lanux128 I'm ashamed of you!
<Deozaan> Or something.
<lanux128> lol

Have a Ball

2011-03-11T02:19:00.001-05:00

<Deozaan> I was in a tourist city last week.
<Deozaan> And there was a banner hanging across the main street through town advertising an upcoming festival.
<Deozaan> "Mountain Oyster Festival - Come have a ball!"
<Deozaan> It's a pun.
<lanux128> oyster = ball?
<lanux128> or ball as in fun?
<Deozaan> oyster = testicle
<Deozaan> rather, Mountain Oyster = testicle
<lanux128> ah, would have never guessed
<lanux128> gives a new meaning to family heirlooms
<SkwireWRK> You batter them up and fry them.
<SkwireWRK> Rocky Mountain Oyster
<Deozaan> Yeah.
<Deozaan> They're called ROcky Mountain Oysters here, too.
<Deozaan> But the banner in Nevada only said Mountain Oyster
<SkwireWRK> They're actually not that bad...
<Deozaan> I wouldn't know. :P
<SkwireWRK> I would.
<SkwireWRK> lol
<Deozaan> I can proudly say I've never had testicles in my mouth.
<SkwireWRK> Living in the South, I've learned that anything can be fried.
<SkwireWRK> There's a yearly fair in the town I live in...
<SkwireWRK> Fried Twinkies, fried Oreos, fried cheesecake...fried pickles...
<SkwireWRK> You name it.
<Deozaan> Yeah, that same city had a candy store that offered fried candy bars...
<lanux128> you fry stuff too?
<lanux128> they do it here too
<SkwireWRK> Oh, yeah...fried Snickers...fried Mars bars...
<lanux128> with abundance of palm oil
<Deozaan> Doesn't sound good to me.
<SkwireWRK> I don't like fried stuff.
<lanux128> though not fried candy bars
<SkwireWRK> Try to stay well away from it.
<lanux128> me too, the oily stuff turn me off
<lanux128> i take a nibble to please the host
* app103 loves fried ice cream
<lanux128> [14:36pm] <Deozaan> I can proudly say I've never had testicles in my mouth.
<lanux128> ^^
<lanux128> lol
<SkwireWRK> I swear...if batter will stick to it...they'll fry anything here in the South.
<Deozaan> Fried locusts?
<SkwireWRK> Probably.
<lanux128> meh, too common
<lanux128> they do eat its smaller cousin here
<lanux128> the grasshopper
<Deozaan> If chocolate will cover it, they'll make chocolate covered anything. :)
<lanux128> i went to a cocoa conference a few years ago
<lanux128> everything was cocoa (!)
<lanux128> cocoa this cocoa that
<Deozaan> Someone sent my mom a 5 pound Hershey's Chocolate bar in the mail once.
<Deozaan> that thing was huge.
<Deozaan> probably 2-3 feet wide
<Deozaan> and 2-3 inches thick
<Deozaan> had to break it up into chunks and put it in the freezer so it wouldn't go bad before we could eat it all.
<lanux128> 5 pound? that *is* huge
<Deozaan> Hmm...
<Deozaan> Looks like I may have misremembered how big it was: http://www.candywarehouse.com/hersheybar.html
<Deozaan> Of course, when you're young like that kid, it probably does seem 3 feet wide and 3 inches deep :)

Imagine waking up and finding THIS on your screen

2011-03-11T01:13:00.001-05:00

I don't think I caught all of it. Bad weather is causing frequent disconnections tonight. I am pretty sure chunks of this are missing.

<Stephen66>    Are female moths called myths?
<Stephen66>    Are there any unguided missiles?
<Stephen66>    Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
<Stephen66>    The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
<Deozaan>    He got to hump the flying monkeys.
<Stephen66>    Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
<Stephen66>    What do chickens think we taste like?
<Deozaan>    Dinner.
<Stephen66>    What do people in China call their good plates?
<Stephen66>    Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
<Deozaan>    Cardboard.
<Stephen66>    Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
<Stephen66>    Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
<Stephen66>    If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green, and a lemon called a yellow?
<Stephen66>    If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?
<Stephen66>    If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
<Deozaan>    Your mom
<Stephen66>    If humans get a charley horse, what do horses get?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
<Stephen66>    If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
<Stephen66>    If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
<Stephen66>    If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
<Stephen66>    If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
<Stephen66>    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
<lanux128>    lol
<Stephen66>    If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
<Stephen66>    If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money?
<Stephen66>    If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
<Stephen66>    If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
<Stephen66>    If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
<Stephen66>    If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
<Stephen66>    If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
<Stephen66>    If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
<Stephen66>    If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    Is "tired old cliché" one?
<Stephen66>    Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    Is a small pig called a hamlet?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    Is an oxymoron a really dumb bovine?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    Is drilling for oil boring?
<Stephen66>    Is duck tape made out of ducks?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
<Stephen66>    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
<Stephen66>    Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky?
<Stephen66>    Is the nose the scenter of the face?
<Stephen66>    Is this bullshit or fertilizer?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood
<Stephen66>    Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
<Stephen66>    The Scarecrow got a brain, Tin Man got a heart, Lion got courage, Dorothy got home, what did Toto get?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Stephen66>    Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?
<Deozaan>    That's not what your mom said.
<Stephen66>    What are imitation rhinestones?
<Deozaan>    You're repeating now!
<Stephen66>    What do batteries run on?
<Stephen66>    What do chickens think we taste like?
<Stephen66>    What do penguins wear for play clothes?
<Deozaan>    You already did some of those.
<Stephen66>    What do people in China call their good plates?
<Stephen66>    What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
<Stephen66>    What do they call a French kiss in France?
<Stephen66>    What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company?
<Stephen66>    What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
<Stephen66>    What do you call a male ladybug?
<Stephen66>    What do you call male ballerinas?
<Stephen66>    What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
<Stephen66>    What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
*    Deozaan removes voice from Stephen66
<Stephen66>    What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
<Stephen66>    What happened to the first 6 UP's?
<Stephen66>    What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice? --Steven Wright
<Stephen66>    What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?
<Stephen66>    What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?
<Stephen66>    What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?
<Stephen66>    What happens when none of your bees wax?
<Stephen66>    What happens when you swallow your pride?
<Stephen66>    What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?
<Stephen66>    What if someone died in the living room?
<Stephen66>    What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
<Stephen66>    What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
<Stephen66>    What is "Soft Liquor"?
<Stephen66>    What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
<Stephen66>    What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice?
<Stephen66>    What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?
<Stephen66>    What is the diameter of a square?
<Stephen66>    What is the speed of dark?
<Stephen66>    What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?
*    Stephen66 is now known as Metshrine
<Metshrine>    What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?
<Metshrine>    What was the best thing before sliced bread?
<Metshrine>    Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
<Metshrine>    What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?
<Metshrine>    What's the synonym for thesaurus?
<Metshrine>    When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
<Metshrine>    When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?
<Metshrine>    When day breaks who fixes it?
<Metshrine>    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
<Metshrine>    When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
<Metshrine>    When night falls who picks it up?
<Metshrine>    When people lose weight, where does it go?
<Metshrine>    When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?
<Metshrine>    When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
<Metshrine>    When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?
<Metshrine>    When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?
<Metshrine>    Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?
<Metshrine>    Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
<Metshrine>    Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?
<Metshrine>    Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?
<Metshrine>    Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?
<Metshrine>    Where does the white go when the snow melts?
<Metshrine>    Where does your lap go when you stand up?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Metshrine>    Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Deozaan>    Your mom.
<Metshrine>    Where is Old Zealand?
<Metshrine>    Which is the other side of the street?
<Metshrine>    Who killed the Dead Sea?
<Metshrine>    Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"
<Metshrine>    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
<Metshrine>    Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?
<Metshrine>    Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
<Metshrine>    Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?
<Metshrine>    Why are America's parks administered by the Department of the Interior?
<Metshrine>    Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
<Metshrine>    Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
<Metshrine>    Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
<Metshrine>    Why are highways build so close to the ground?
<Metshrine>    Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?
<Metshrine>    Why are some gay people so unhappy?
<Metshrine>    Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
<Metshrine>    Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
<Metshrine>    Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?
<Metshrine>    Why are violets blue and not violet?
<Metshrine>    Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?
<Metshrine>    Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?
<Metshrine>    Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?
<Metshrine>    Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
<Metshrine>    Why can't we tickle ourselves?
<Metshrine>    Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
<Metshrine>    Why did the pot call the kettle black?
<Metshrine>    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
*    Deozaan removes voice from Metshrine
<Metshrine>    Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company just hire taller dancers? --Fred Allen
<Metshrine>    Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
<Metshrine>    Why do flamingos stand on only one leg?
<Metshrine>    Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
<Metshrine>    Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
<Metshrine>    Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?
<Metshrine>    Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi?
<Metshrine>    Why do people go to the unemployment office to find a job?
<Metshrine>    Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways? --Larry Anderson
<Metshrine>    Why do people tell you when they are speechless?
<Metshrine>    Why do pigs have curly tails?
<Metshrine>    Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
<Metshrine>    Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?
<Metshrine>    Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
<Metshrine>    Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed' if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
<Metshrine>    Why do they call it life insurance?
<Metshrine>    Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
<Metshrine>    Why do they call the piece of wood a two-by-four if it's only 1 3/4" x 3 1/2"?
<Metshrine>    Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on the weekends?
<Metshrine>    Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it?
<Metshrine>    Why do they make cars go so fast its illegal?
<Metshrine>    Why do they make scented toilet paper?
<Metshrine>    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
<Metshrine>    Why do they report power outages on TV?
<Metshrine>    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
<Metshrine>    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
<Metshrine>    Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
<Metshrine>    Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo?
<Metshrine>    Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?
<Metshrine>    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
*    Deozaan sets mode +m #donationcoder
<Deozaan>    Yay?
*    Deozaan sets mode -m #donationcoder
<Metshrine>    Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
<Metshrine>    Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
<Metshrine>    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
*    Deozaan sets mode +m #donationcoder
*    Deozaan sets mode -m #donationcoder
<Metshrine>    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
*    Deozaan sets mode +m #donationcoder
*    Deozaan gives voice to Metshrine
<Metshrine>    Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
<Metshrine>    Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
<Metshrine>    Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
*    Deozaan removes voice from Metshrine
*    Deozaan gives voice to app bor0 Champi
*    Deozaan gives voice to dedekind housetier idc
*    Deozaan gives voice to mark_ sactown SkwireWRK
*    Deozaan gives voice to taichimas tonsofpcs vegasjr
*    Deozaan gives voice to y0himba Zero3K
*    Deozaan gives channel operator status to app SkwireWRK
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Mar 10 21:38:49 <Deozaan>    Ha ha
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<Metshrine>    3. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
<Metshrine>    4. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
<Metshrine>    5. Why is a boxing ring square?
<Metshrine>    6. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
<Metshrine>    7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
<Metshrine>    8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
<Metshrine>    9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
<Metshrine>    10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
<Metshrine>    11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the
<Metshrine>    volume on the radio?
<Metshrine>    12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real
<Metshrine>    lemons?
<Metshrine>    13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
<Metshrine>    14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
<Metshrine>    15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
<Metshrine>    16. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
<Metshrine>    17. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
<Metshrine>    18. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
<Metshrine>    19. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't
<Metshrine>    they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
<Metshrine>    20. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
<Metshrine>    21. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
<Metshrine>    Is a no brainer something you do because you have no brain or
<Metshrine>    something you fail to do because you have none? Are all deals on the Interner no brainers?
<Metshrine>    Would you believe that I can make you 1.2 million dollars in just 90 days,
<Metshrine>    100% GUARANTEED using my newly discovered secret system?
<Metshrine>    Why do people believe this crap and invest their money in these scams?
<Metshrine>    Does greedy have to equal stupid?
<Metshrine>    Is it correct or even fair for the 99 cent stores to state
<Metshrine>    that they have never raised prices when multiple items that used to cost 99 cents total
<Metshrine>    are now priced each to total more, i.e. 2/99 cent items are now 59 cents or more each.
<Metshrine>    What about all the 99 cent items that are shrinking giving you less for your 99 cents?
<Metshrine>    Aren't these raised price?
<Metshrine>    Why is it that when someone does something bad, government and business
<Metshrine>    leaders make new rules that wouldn't have prevented it in the first place,
<Metshrine>    i.e. a man brings a bomb on a plane and tries to detonate it so now you can't use the
<Metshrine>    restroom for the last hour of the trip?
<Metshrine>    If you really have to go, do they think rules will stop you?
<Metshrine>    Doesn't it just become a matter of where?
<Metshrine>    Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?
<Metshrine>    Why are there more overweight (fat) people
<Metshrine>    in the world than starving people?
<Metshrine>    Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
<Metshrine>    Isn't it sour already?
<Metshrine>    If psychics can really see the future, why don't
<Metshrine>    they all come to Vegas and get rich?
*    Deozaan removes voice from bor0 Champi dedekind
<Metshrine>    How many hours a year do we lose trying to get
<Metshrine>    an actual live human being on the phone
*    Deozaan removes voice from tonsofpcs vegasjr y0himba
<Metshrine>    when we have a problem that the
*    Deozaan removes voice from sactown taichimas Zero3K
<Metshrine>    computer/answering system can’t resolve.
<Metshrine>    Why is milk a necessary ingredient to make instant potatoes?
<Metshrine>    Is milk removed when potatoes are dehydrated?
*    Deozaan removes voice from housetier idc mark_
<Metshrine>    How does one milk a potato?
<Metshrine>    Should a person with a beard wash it with soap or use shampoo?
<Metshrine>    Should someone invent beard shampoo?
<Metshrine>    If vampires don't breath, how can they talk?
<Metshrine>    If the laws of attraction really work,
<Metshrine>    why do most of the gamblers who play in Vegas lose?
<Metshrine>    They all really do think they're going to win, don't they?
<Metshrine>    When people say that the world is getting smaller,
<Metshrine>    do they mean the cans, boxes and other containers
<Metshrine>    of things we buy are getting smaller
<Metshrine>    while the price remains the same (or sometimes even increase)?
<Metshrine>    Who wants to buy 2.4 servings of something anyway?
<Metshrine>    When a grocery store has a section for
<Metshrine>    "Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of
<Metshrine>    the food items in that store are unnatural?
<Metshrine>    If some foods are organic,
<Metshrine>    are the rest of the foods inorganic?
<Metshrine>    If so, will chewing them hurt your teeth?
<Metshrine>    Why is it OK to sell your blood or sperm,
<Metshrine>    but illegal to sell a kidney or part of your liver
<Metshrine>    which could save someones life?
<Metshrine>    Why are there so many "R" rated movies
<Metshrine>    without nudity? If a movie is already rated "R" due to violence,
<Metshrine>    drug use, language, etc., what does the producer or director think
<Metshrine>    he will lose by showing a little skin?
<Metshrine>    bored now
<Metshrine>    Stop spamming!
<Metshrine>    your mom
<Metshrine>    o_0
<Metshrine>    You broke #doco
<Metshrine>    lol
<Metshrine>    does that spam you as well?
<Metshrine>    leave it on
<Metshrine>    thats what ur mom said
<Metshrine>    !ops
*    dcStephen has joined #donationcoder
<dcStephen>    why is everyone on mibbit!
*    dcStephen has quit (Client Quit)
<Metshrine>    bored again
<Metshrine>    MOUSER
*    Metshrine is now known as ^-^
*    ^-^ is now known as Metshrine
*    Metshrine farts in Deozaan's general direction
*    DeosMom has quit

If Countries Had Facebook Accounts

2011-03-08T21:50:00.001-05:00

<Stephen67> How cool would it be if each country had facebook!!!??? lol.....
<Stephen67> Japan wrote on chinas wall....
<Stephen67> America poked Afganistan...
<Stephen67> England has 0 friends.....

We want a video!

2011-03-07T00:22:00.001-05:00

<Deozaan> I just donated. :)
<Deozaan> Now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
<Deozaan> I hope it's not a cancerous growth. :-/
<rgdot> nope, it's benign
<Deozaan> That's good.
<app> it might be another tapeworm
<lanux128> lol
<rgdot> DCitis
<Deozaan> Mouser better make me a DC themed sculpture of a tapeworm and send it to me.
<app> kind of like that dalmation snake?
<Deozaan> Yeah.
<app> he needs to record the making of it
<Deozaan> Deozaan's DonationCoder DigestiveWorm
<app> i would love to see a video of mouser scupting these things
<Deozaan> That would be neat.
<app> actually i think we'd enjoy the video more if it were secretly recorded
<app> then we'd find out if he sings and chatters like a little kid playing with Play Doh or not
<Deozaan> Heh heh.
<Deozaan> He'd probably curse and scream as he struggles to get the clay to do what he wants.
<app> that would be worth watching too
<app> i have seen the drupal fits in text form...would love to see what it looks like in real life

Things That Don't Suck

2011-03-06T20:04:00.001-05:00

<DellaRoo> according to Gothi[c], everything sucks
<DellaRoo> lol
<Gothi[c]> not so
<Gothi[c]> just things that suck suck
<Gothi[c]> which is not everything
<Gothi[c]> a lot maybe, but there is still quite a good number of things which do not suck
<mouser> heheheh
<DellaRoo> name one
<Gothi[c]> a tree.

WTF is a Mouse Ring?

2011-03-03T01:15:00.001-05:00

<mouser> ok
<mouser> fess up
<mouser> who registered mousering.com
<lanux128> is it taken up?
<lanux128> hehe.. there is a www.mouser.com site
<mouser> yeah that i knew
<mouser> but mousering.com !?!!?!?
<mouser> that smells of josh
<lanux128> check to whom is it registered to
<lanux128> Registrant:
<lanux128> Seth Rostan
<mouser> hmm not josh
<lanux128> Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
<lanux128> Domain Name: MOUSERING.COM
<mouser> registered oct 2008
<mouser> weird
<lanux128> GoDaddy is a serial parker of domain names
<mouser> AH
<mouser> mousering = mouse + ring
<mouser> didnt even realize that
<lanux128> might be that
<mouser> ok annnyway
<lanux128> what is a mouse ring anyway
<lanux128> lol
<f0dder> well
<f0dder> there's like Cock Rings
<lanux128> i hope it's not an adult toy
<f0dder> so why not Mouse Ring?
<lanux128> :D
<lanux128> so in future, we can say mouser is mousering someone to play with his mouse ring

The Bot Didn't Like His Typo

2011-02-21T19:21:00.001-05:00

<Stephen66> urgh
<Stephen66> whys DC dead
<Stephen66> MouserBot has fucked off and left
<mouser> oh mouserbot, kind of the ether, bless us with your presence!!!
<mouser> oh mouserbot, kind of the universe, bless us with your presence!!!
<mouser> hmm what was the incantation to get him to revive
<Stephen66> eggdrop -n
<mouser> oh mouserbot, kind of the universe, who bring us forth news from the website, wake up!
<Stephen66> kind of the univerce?
<Stephen66> are you high?
<mouser> answer: no
<mouser> oh mouserbot, kind of the universe, who bring us forth updates even when you shouldn't, wake up!!
<mouser> he is really soundly asleep isnt he
<Deozaan> kind *what* of the universe
<mouser> he's probably waiting for a good post
<Stephen66> yeah Deo...hence my statement
<mouser> king king not kind
<Stephen66> Mouser, your making little to zero sence xD
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<mouser> ah that was it
<mouser> he didnt like my typo
<Stephen66> nor did we
<mouser> die
<Stephen66> lol
<Stephen66> thats not nice!
<Stephen66> he lives
<Stephen66> he joins
<Stephen66> he spams
<Stephen66> we love it!
<Stephen66> It makes it look like people are actually talking

Album Art

2011-02-17T17:33:00.001-05:00

<Deozaan> ARGH MY EYES!
<Stephen67> put your top back on and stop looking in the mirror
<Deozaan> It's worse than that.
<Stephen67> omg put some pants on
<Deozaan> Worse than even that!
<Stephen67> omg Josh has no pants on?
<Deozaan> I don't think it can get any worse than that.
<Stephen67> lol
<Deozaan> I'm going through my music collection in Subsonic, making sure I have all the corresponding album art.
<Stephen67> Why u using Subsonic?
<Deozaan> It's awesome because it basically does a Google Images Search with the artist and album names and you click on the one you want to use for album art.
<Stephen67> nice
<Deozaan> Well, VAST has an album called Nude
<Deozaan> and somehow it for some reason it used VAST's main guy, Jon Crosby, instead of the band name.
<Deozaan> So I just did a google image search for "Jon Crosby Nude" :(
<Deozaan> Thankfully it seems to default to SafeSearch on. :)
<Stephen67> lol

Dildos and fleas? WTF?

2011-02-16T01:21:00.001-05:00

I run a Welcome Back (WB) script in the IRC channel that spits out funny or embarrassing quotes I have collected, when people return to the channel. Sometimes those quotes spawn even more funny stuff, such as what happened here tonight.

For the original conversation that spawned the yellow quote, see this post.

<app103> WB EhtyarWRK <EhtyarWRK> shutup skwire, we're talking about sucking our own cocks!!!
* EhtyarWRK has joined #donationcoder
* Skwire slashes EhtyarWRK with his hockey stick.
<app103> WB Ehtyar <EhtyarWRK> shutup skwire, we're talking about sucking our own cocks!!!
* Ehtyar has joined #donationcoder
* Skwire slashes Ehtyar with his hockey stick.
<DaynaGirl> I hope he has fleas.
* Skwire goes to the penalty box for two minutes.
<Deozaan> Who?
<Deozaan> Ehtyar? Or Skwire? Or..?
<DaynaGirl> Ehtyar. he's sucking our cocks...
<Deozaan> He's sucking his own.
<Deozaan> Besides, why would you want someone who was sucking you off to have fleas? He might give them to you.
<Deozaan> And that's aside from the fact that you're a woman so it doesn't really make sense in the first place.
<Deozaan> Unless you own a bunch of roosters.
<EhtyarWRK> oh my god
<EhtyarWRK> you terrible people
<DaynaGirl> because the only cock I have is in a drawer.
<Deozaan> Ah. I hadn't considered dildos.
<Deozaan> Doesn't seem like sucking on a dildo would be very arousing, except perhaps to a voyeur.

What's faster?

2011-02-05T03:21:00.001-05:00

<lanux128> go torrent your porn like a man! :P
<worstje> I hate torrenting porn.
<lanux128> yeah, local video shops are faster
<Deozaan> local women are faster ?
<lanux128> plus you might get to hook-up with other patrons
<lanux128> lol
<Deozaan> Or men, if you're into them.
<worstje> Self service is even faster, but let's carry on from there.
<lanux128> or both, if you're into that
<lanux128> :D
<Deozaan> lets just stop there before this escalates.
<Deozaan> Self service is illegal in some states. They say it's because it puts people out of a job.
<Deozaan> But that's the gasoline industry.
<Deozaan> Or is it?!

New Unit of Measurement: The Banana-Megawatt-Hour

2011-01-03T00:14:00.001-05:00

<Krish> a banana is 105 calories
<Krish> http://www.google.com/search?q=megawatt+hours+per+105+calories
<Krish> http://www.google.com/search?q=horsepower+per+105+calories
<Krish> there are 1.22033333 * 10^-7 megawatt hours in a banana
<Stephen66> OMG
<Stephen66> REALLY?
<Stephen66> ILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
<Krish> new unit of measurement: the banana-megawatt-hour

"gonna go watch people get lifted off the ground cause they haz meathooks in thier ass/back"

2010-12-11T17:22:00.001-05:00

* Stephen66 is gettin ready to go watch a show and get drunk
<Stephen66> possibly get covered in blood if something goes wrong with the show lol
<Deozaan> Do it in the opposite order.
<Stephen66> Nah man, I wanna be sober(ish) to watch the live, human suspensions
<Deozaan> I thought you meant a TV show.
<Stephen66> Last time, the DJ got raised and tilted (with what are basically meathooks through your skin) while he was mixing heavy metal music
<Stephen66> http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=160262230680499
<Stephen66> kk guys, gonna go watch people get lifted off the ground cause they haz meathooks in thier ass/back :D
<Stephen66> cyas
<mouser> thats scary way to sign off isnt it?
<Deozaan> Yeah.
<Deozaan> Whoever invented that had to be a psychopath.
<Stephen66> k, i WOULD have been going but teh mrs aint ready
<Stephen66> so 10 more mins of NOTHING
<Stephen66> I wanty some beeeer
<Deozaan> See? I told you to get drunk first.
<Stephen66> lol
<Stephen66> wish I had beer in the house

Pickles are Illegal Objects!

2010-11-14T02:04:00.001-05:00

<mouser> something is making me very scared...
<mouser> lately ive been eating these great tiny little pickled peppers
<mouser> but now it's made me wonder
<mouser> if we have Pickled Peppers
<mouser> and Pickled Eggs.
<mouser> WTF is a PICKLE PICKLE
<Stephen66> mmm pickled eggs
<mouser> FUCKING PICKLES are illegal object!
<mouser> null pointer!
<Stephen66> isnt a pickled pickle a gerkin?
<mouser> a pickle is not a thing
<mouser> its cheating
<mouser> its a lie
<mouser> its a scam
<mouser> what the hell is a picked pickle
<mouser> its a stack overflow
<Stephen66> oh
<Stephen66> its a pickled zuchiini
<mouser> an infinite recursion
<Stephen66> Zucchini*
<mouser> is it a cucumber?
<Stephen66> no, its a Zucchini
<mouser> no its not
<mouser> it looks like amonster
<Stephen66> gerkin?
<mouser> pickled pickles are the devil
<mouser> what is a gerkin?
<mouser> sounds like a gremlin

Ubuntu 10.10 sucks – sympathetic cats agree

2010-10-22T01:43:00.001-04:00

<Krishean1> ubuntu 10.10 sucks
<DaynaGirl> oh man... being a sympathetic puker... sucks when you have 3 cats with furballs.
<app103> reading the sympathetic puker line right after the ubuntu sucks one really gave me quite a laugh
<Gothi[c]> hahaha
<DaynaGirl> sorry I don't get it.
<app103> ubuntu sucks...your 3 cats are puking in sympathy
<DaynaGirl> whoa major twisting there
<Gothi[c]> Ubuntu sucks... :P~~~======%%%%%% . :P~~~======%%%%%% . :P~~~======%%%%%% . meow.
<app103> lol
app103> i should reboot and install the upgrade...and see if my cat pukes too

Mutant Carrots

2010-10-17T22:51:00.001-04:00

<app103> i just cut up a bunch of mutant carrots
<Stephen66> o_0
<mouser> that sounds scary
<app103> if you want to know why they are considered mutants, consider this...
<app103> 5 lbs = 8 carrots
<Stephen66> means nothing to me
<app103> you could club someone to death with one of these
<Stephen66> o lol
<app103> now to find out if the onions my hubby brought home are mutants too

<Gothi[c]> hi
<mouser> hello
<DellaRoo> whats wrong with baby cody? why does he need to be rescued?
<Stephen66> I think Josh kidnapped him
<mouser> trying to get info from josh is like trying to talk to a carrot
<Stephen66> *mutant carrot
<DellaRoo> lol
<mouser> its like trying to talk to a mutant carrot while you are cutting the carrot and cutting your fingers and blood is spilling everywhere
<Stephen66> which app has now butchered, so its even harder
<DellaRoo> so cody is being held prisoner?
<mouser> he could be lost
<mouser> he could be in josh's basement, no one knows
<mouser> and josh wont say
<mouser> maybe josh lost him i have no idea

<app103> my mutant carrots are delicious :-)
<mouser> no they arent
<mouser> but they have made your brain think they are
* app103 loves all carrots, mutant or otherwise
<app103> i used to hate them when i was little, till my grandmother made me grow them in her garden

How magical is your iPad?

2010-09-25T23:37:00.001-04:00

<Gunrunner_Gray> Oh man, those guys at /g/
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Hello
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: I have a quick question
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Concerning the iPad
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: How may I help you?
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: How magical is the product? it says in your advertisements that it uses magic.
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: Our chat service is here to help you with the Apple Online Store. Please use this feature appropriately as we are offering this chat service to assist our customers.
<Gunrunner_Gray> Kellie F: Are you looking to purchase the iPad?
<Gunrunner_Gray> You: Well yes, but I am also looking to slay a level 80 dragon and foolishly did not bring a mage with me, how magical is your iPad?
<Gunrunner_Gray> Oho, the laughter is ripe with this
<Gunrunner_Gray> And another
<Gunrunner_Gray> Christian K: What would you like to be able to do with it?

The Terrible, Terrible Linux Pants Script Idea

2010-09-10T21:48:00.001-04:00

<Krishean> i had a terrible, terrible idea
<app103> terrible as in great?
<Krishean> terrible as in terrible
<Krishean> append the word 'pants' to every text file on linux
<app103> usually your terrible ideas are awesome, so i had to ask
<Krishean> put a pants shell script in one of the directories
<Krishean> see how many times pants runs at startup
<app103> where do you come up with this stuff?
<Krishean> i don't know
<Krishean> i have papers saying i'm sane
<Krishean> but i still say i was faking it
<Krishean> that probably just became a quote
<app103> this one is better not taken out of context so it will end up on the blog instead
<Krishean> lol

If you live in the United States it may be illegal to watch DVDs on Linux

2010-08-29T11:24:00.001-04:00

<Krishean> wtf is this
<Krishean> first microsoft has you agree to a 57 page eula
<Krishean> then another 28 page eula before you can even think about looking at tv channels
<Krishean> fuck you microsoft
<Ehtyar> <3 Linux
<Krishean> lol linux is no better, but instead of agreeing to worthless eulas all over the place you have to manually configure everything, each with its own undocumented config file, each config file being in a different place before you can see tv
<Ehtyar> le sigh
<Ehtyar> it's as easy as installing rtorrent, which is available on almost any repo you care to choose, then using one of a dozen torrent sites to find the show you want
<Ehtyar> you then pick one of a half dizen media players available for Linux that play every format under the sun, sit back, and enjoy
<Krishean> unless you want to play dvds
<app103> or do it wirelessly
<Krishean> then you have to jump through all kinds of hoops before it will allow you to OMFG YOUR BREAKING THE DMCA YOU PIRATE
<Krishean> as if it would let you watch a dvd you own on a free operating system
<Ehtyar> Krishean, add a repo to yum/apt and run a single command
<Ehtyar> dvd playback installed
<Ehtyar> app, i've no idea how to do that on any OS
<Krishean> im just pissed that it has all kinds of warnings before it will let you install libdvdcss2
<Ehtyar> of all the places I'm happy for there to be cables in my, my av setup is at the top of the list
<Ehtyar> i'd rather warnings than eulas
<Krishean> "if you live in the united states it may be illegal to watch dvds on linux"
<Ehtyar> not to mention i'd prefer they notified me before i broke the law
<Krishean> i tend not to care about laws anymore
<Krishean> most of the ones i'm breaking are either retardedly stupid, or so outdated they don't really apply anymore
<Ehtyar> and that's your perogative, but you certainly can't hold it against floss developers
<app103> Ehtyar: let me refresh your memory http://omgplzstfukthx.blogspot.com/2009/02/getting-your-wireless-to-work-with.html
<Krishean> yay software patents
<app103> not going to get those torrents till you figure that out first
<Ehtyar> lol
<Ehtyar> this is true
<Ehtyar> when you're using a server os on a laptop
<Krishean> so if i got a software patent on hello world, i could sue everyone for the use of hello world?
<Krishean> while(1){system('make money');}
<Ehtyar> i must make sure i never let a potential employer know my online handles
<app103> my dad is having issues with win7 and his wireless card...asked me if i thought ubuntu would be a better idea
<Ehtyar> *cringe(
<app103> i just cracked up laughing
<Ehtyar> if it's anything but a broadcom, it probably would be
<app103> people with Negative Electrostatic Charisma shouldn't use linux
<app103> they should stick with ms bob
<Krishean> lol ms bob
<Krishean> i've never actually used that software
<Krishean> but i've heard it was terrible many times
<Ehtyar> ditto
<app103> my sis-in-law had it years ago
<app103> because of the kids
<app103> but then someone wanted aol, so ms bob had to go
<Krishean> lol nobody wants aol, they are tricked into thinking its something they need
<Krishean> "oh you want to use the interents? you'll need that aol thing"
<app103> i don't know about being tricked, but on my old snail it's the only thing that works and allows a connection that lasts longer than 6 minutes
<app103> damn ancient X2 modem
<Krishean> i thought you had that unsupported tray application that didn't need the full aol software suite running
<app103> it's supported, and made by aol
<Krishean> i thought they discontinued it
<app103> nope
<Krishean> hmmm
<app103> it's part of 9.0
<Krishean> they just hide the fact that it exists so everyone uses their bloatware?
<app103> aol desktop (10.0) is broadband only, bring your own connection
<app103> not hidden...accessible from the tray icon
<app103> the autoreconnect system is pretty good too
<app103> they hold packets for you, up to 3 mins, while you reconnect with same IP, then flood your ass with them
<Krishean> lol probably bumping you off in the process
<app> depends what you were doing and with what software
<app> was great in chatrooms
<Krishean> dial up bittorrent
<app> never missed what anyone said while i was gone
<app> kind of wish my dsl would do that

ACHIEVEMENT!

2010-08-22T20:59:00.001-04:00

<GLaDDOS> does anyone else grow tired of "Achievements" in games?
<p3lb0x> Nope
<p3lb0x> I love achievements
<GLaDDOS> it seems that foamy does
<GLaDDOS> http://www.illwillpress.com/ACH22YT.html
<p3lb0x> Especially if you get something for doing them
<mouser> i hate achievements too
<p3lb0x> I do agree with that video
<p3lb0x> Achievements for doing nothing is retarded
<p3lb0x> But shit like getting a triple headshot with one bullet is pretty entertaining
<GLaDDOS> heh
<GLaDDOS> Defense grid took achievements too far
<p3lb0x> Oh?
<GLaDDOS> I hate getting achievements for doing something I would have done, or was required to do to progress in the game, anyways
<p3lb0x> Yeah
<p3lb0x> That's dumb
<GLaDDOS> "You picked up the orange portal device. ACHIEVEMENT"
<GLaDDOS> DUH!
<GLaDDOS> I HAD TO!
<GLaDDOS> Achievements should be just that...ACHIEVEMENTS
<GLaDDOS> not REQUIREMENTS
<p3lb0x> But as I said, stuff like jumping building and kill three people before landing
<GLaDDOS> "You made it through level 1, ACHIEVEMENT!"
<p3lb0x> *jumping off a
<GLaDDOS> "You uninstalled all donationcoder.com software, ACHIEVEMENT!"
* GLaDDOS ducks
<p3lb0x> More like
<p3lb0x> "You uninstalled all the trial crapware on your new lap top, ACHIEVEMENT"
<p3lb0x> *laptop
<GLaDDOS> "You successfully ate a salad instead of pizza during a coding streak, ACHIEVEMENT!"
<Lashiec> ^more like, STUPIDITY!
<GLaDDOS> Mousey should make the "Healthy coders diet" badge
<GLaDDOS> For coders who take the time to make a healthy meal/snack during coding rather than resorting to hot pockets
<p3lb0x> Hot pockets don't exist in denmark
<mouser> josh tricked me:(....
<Krishean> ?
<Krishean> also: you just ate a hot pocket, ACHIEVEMENT!
<app103> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUbqmS9TWI
* Krishean powered by hot pockets and: http://www.littledebbie.com/products/CosmicBrownies.asp
<Lashiec> Jesus Christ >_<
<Lashiec> somebody makes Krish a proper meal
<p3lb0x> Krishean, needs more THC
<Krishean> lol
<Krishean> once every few weeks i visit my parents and get a proper meal, but other than that i fucking love hot pockets
<Lashiec> lmao
<Krishean> now that i am done with my cosmic brownie, im goona go have a hot pocket...

Original Name Fail

2010-08-22T20:46:00.001-04:00

<Krishean> http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=New+City,+NY&sll=41.147595,-73.989306&sspn=0.094621,0.153294&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=New+City,+Rockland,+New+York&z=13&iwloc=A
<Krishean> real original name guys
<Krishean> i hate it when places are named something stupid
<Krishean> or when different places have the same name
<Krishean> people fail at having original ideas
<Krishean> http://maps.google.com/maps?q=dover,nc+to:dover,va+to:dover,de+to:dover,nj+to:dover,ny+to:dover,nh
+to:dover,me
<Krishean> original name fail
<Krishean> and thats just on the east coast
<Krishean> http://maps.google.com/maps?q=dover,fl+to:dover,tn+to:dover,il+to:dover,in+to:dover,oh+to:dover,nc
+to:dover,va+to:dover,de+to:dover,nj+to:dover,ny+to:dover,nh+to:dover,me
<Krishean> more

Little Joto Riding Hood Meets an Asterisk Server

2010-08-13T09:29:00.001-04:00

<JoTo> Once upon a time there was a JoTo, he meets an Asterisk server in deep forrest. The server asks, Joto, where are you going? JoTo answers: I'm going to my granny, she is ill and i bring her wine and cake. The server said: But you are using the wrong trunk. This is a DAHDI and not a ZAPTEL trunk. And the outgoing route for your extension will not allow to reach grann on this way, so i'll show you ...zzzZZZzzzz
* JoTo fall asleep

How Can You Tell If It Spoiled?

2010-08-07T21:47:00.001-04:00

<mouser> someone tell me if i'm crazy:
<mouser> there is a salad dressing i make, it contains, among many other things: sour cream, yoghurt, buttermilk
<mouser> as well as tons of lemon juice, mayonaise, etc.those things have expiration date of a couple weeks
<Krish> mouser: yes
<mouser> thats not the premise yet
<mouser> the premise is that i made a batch about 3 months ago
<mouser> and im still using it
<Krish> lol
<mouser> which means the sour cream, yoghurt, buttermilk, were all suppose to expire about 2+ months ago
<mouser> is this insane?
<Krish> well i don't eat sour cream or mayonaise
<mouser> or will the lemon preserve it?
<mouser> i dont see any mold
<Krish> somehow i think its lucky your alive
<mouser> problem is
<mouser> this dressing is made of so much crazy stuff, including blue cheese
<mouser> that already tastes rotten and moldy the day you make it
<mouser> there is no way to tell if it has spoiled!!!
<mouser> it tastes spoled from minute one!!
<Krish> lol
<Krish> then why do you eat it
<mouser> tastes great
<Krish> blue cheese is mouldy from day 1
<Krish> it dosen't really go bad because it already is
<Krish> tastes great = tastes spoiled?
<mouser> right
<mouser> im going to keep eating it based on the following:
<mouser> 1. the lemon might preserve it
<mouser> 2. i dont see any non-usual mold
<mouser> 3. tastes relatively like it normally does
<mouser> 4. there might be so much good mold that the bad mold doesnt stand a chance :)
<Krish> lol mouser
<Krish> just keep it away from the women-folk
<mouser> yeah i keep it away from animals and small children too
<Krish> lol

Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it

2010-07-09T20:12:00.001-04:00

Alternate title: Never ask a stupid question in a programming channel

<kiyoura> anyone actually gonna talk about C in here?
<Shahid> ok
<Shahid> you first
<Shahid> i'm trying to figure out ALSA and setting up full-duplex mode
<Shahid> it's annoying
<Polynomial> C is a great letter
<Polynomial> it's symmetrical in one way only
<Polynomial> both in capital and lowercase
<Polynomial> plus it's in a whole bunch of swear words
<Polynomial> like cunt, cock, dick, fuck, etc
<Polynomial> even etc has a C in it.
<Polynomial> it's so awesome, that it can take over for S sometimes too

zizzer zazzers

2010-07-06T13:39:00.001-04:00

* ewemoa thanks omgplzstf again for the ed emberley recommendation -- another niece has been introduced to some of the books now :)
* mouser adds to thanks, i bought a book for my niece too
<mouser> i got the animals one
<omgplzstf> yw
<ewemoa> he he -- got the faces one and picture pie (though translations)
<ewemoa> see this way, the best is left for later ;)
<mouser> :)
<mouser> they all look good
<mouser> i can see kids LOVING these
<omgplzstf> oh i did...a lot
<mouser> i wish i had them maybe i could have drawn something other than zizzer-zazzers
<omgplzstf> lol
* ewemoa fails to get the dr. seuss reference w/o the net
<omgplzstf> poor mouser...you were truly a deprived child
<mouser> actually i wasnts reffering to dr seus
<mouser> he must have stolen it from me
<mouser> zizzer zazzers were the name i gave to these books of drawing i did
<mouser> when i was in preschool
<mouser> basically its a random scribble
<mouser> looks like a ball of lines drawn by a dog
<omgplzstf> lol
* ewemoa thanks mouser for the explanation and asks for a demo :)
<mouser> and i would come up with stories for them
<mouser> they all looked the same
<ewemoa> isn't it show and tell time?
<mouser> like a broken spirograph
<ewemoa> a picture is worth a ... what was that again?

I am suing you for the cost of two tylenol tablets

2010-06-29T19:53:00.001-04:00

<Krishean> boolean logic is fun and useful
<Metshrine> bs it is
<Metshrine> its as useful as classes in c++
<Metshrine> :-P
<Metshrine> USELESS
<Krishean> app post that quote you have from me that uses all boolean logic
<app> hmmm
<Krishean> the one with "what does it do? nobody will ever know"
<app> <Krishean> y[F1]=(e&(~f))^(~((g&x[Cn]&(~x[M]))|(h&(~x[M])))); <Krishean> what does it do??? <Krishean> the world may never know
<app> that one?
<Krishean> yeah that
<Krishean> thats pure boolean logic
<Metshrine> wtf
<Metshrine> umm
<Metshrine> my head hurts looking at that
<Krishean> thats the reaction most people have lol
<Metshrine> I am suing you for the cost of two tylenol tablets
<Metshrine> my head will never be the same
<Krishean> also, thats in javascript

Fix Your Teeth with Regular Expressions

2010-06-06T03:57:00.001-04:00

<Krishean> http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/03700042728_450x450_a.jpg
<Krishean> my roommate has that
<Krishean> i put a piece of tape over "whitening" and wrote "regular" on it, so now it says crest regular expressions
<Krishean> im in ur teeth, matching & replacing

Making a bootable windows 7 usb drive is as strenuous as moving furniture

2010-06-04T20:30:00.001-04:00

<mouser> so what's everyone got planned for the weekend?
<Lashiec> sheltering myself at home with lots of papers
<DaynaGirl> I'm going camping and fishing
<Krishean> im building another computer
<housetier> mouser: I am helping a FoF move into a new home
<housetier> down from the 5th floor and up to the 5th floor...
<DaynaGirl> good view that 5th floor
<DaynaGirl> do they at least have an elevator?
<DaynaGirl> suitable for furniture?
<Krishean> making bootable windows 7 usb drive takes awhile...
<mouser> thats nice
<mouser> stretch your back beforehand
<mouser> and take advil beforehand
<Krishean> oh i will

Facebook can't count

2010-05-18T19:05:00.001-04:00

<PlasticYakuma> Facebook can't count
<PlasticYakuma> I had 55 friends
<PlasticYakuma> I removed 7 of them
<PlasticYakuma> I now have 49 friends

This little girl is all business

2010-03-26T02:14:00.001-04:00

<msocorcim> my daughter had just turned 2.. I took her to a lakefront park (more like a huge pond - a city reservoir)
<msocorcim> there were some ducks and a gaggle of enormous butt-ugly geese wandering around the boat ramp looking for handouts and litter
<msocorcim> she was tugging on my hand trying to get at them and I asked her what wants... she says lets get those ducks and eat them
<msocorcim> pretty damn funny... I was expecting the petting zoo thing, but she's all business

Recursive Wood

2010-03-24T00:55:00.001-04:00

<Stephen66> any1 a live
<Stephen66> im guessing no then?
<mouser> i am now
<mouser> damn
<mouser> my brain is unhappy
<Stephen66> y
<Stephen66> also hi
<Stephen66> also
<Stephen66> mouser502?
<mouser> that is the bouncer mouser
<mouser> not me
<Stephen66> o0
<Stephen66> you not have access to it?
<mouser> i do but it's malfunctioning
<Stephen66> ah lol
<Stephen66> y u unhappy anyway
<Stephen66> or rather, ur brain
<Stephen66> crap
<Stephen66> got dc
<Stephen66> if u replied, say again
<mouser> i shouldnt say unhappy
<mouser> what i mean to say is fuzzy and buzzy
<mouser> i just woke up, yesterday was a bust,
<mouser> got up all excited to build some shelving
<mouser> and realized i fuckedup buying lumber
<Stephen66> how
<Stephen66> the hell
<Stephen66> can you mess up
<Stephen66> buying wood
<Stephen66> lol
<mouser> you can if you realize that the shelving you were going to build to hold wood would directly impair being able to access the wood
* Stephen66 says the person who just tried to code an entire website using BB Code, rather than HTML tags
<Stephen66> ah lol
<Stephen66> you have bought wood...to hold wood
<Stephen66> o0
<mouser> yes i know
<mouser> dont tell anyone here
<mouser> they will make fun of me
<Stephen66> lol
<mouser> but worse yet i realize now
<mouser> the only thing my shelves will do
<mouser> is PREVENT me from storing wood
<Stephen66> haha
<mouser> because you cant slide it in through the side
<mouser> or put it in from the front
<mouser> because of the uprights
<Stephen66> what do u need to store wood for, may i ask
<mouser> for building stuff like shelves.
<mouser> its a very complicated infinite recursion
<tonsofpcs> infinite?
<Stephen66> yeah haaha
<Stephen66> i see that
<tonsofpcs> mouser: build hooks not 'shelves' per se
<Stephen66> Buy wood, build shelves to store wood, store wood...repeat
<Stephen66> Or: simpler solution...buy ready made shelves
<Stephen66> dont store wood
<Stephen66> buy wood when required
<Stephen66> xD
<mouser> its a big failage

mouser on gaming

2010-03-07T03:46:00.001-05:00

<mouser>    :(
<mouser>    videogames have taught me i am an old man
<mouser>    so i tried mass effect 2 last night
<p3lb0x>    What do you think mouser? Have you played the first one?
<mouser>    i played the first one a bit
<mouser>    as for 2nd one.. i didnt enjoy my first play of it :(
<mouser>    ive turned into an old man
<mouser>    just too much noise and information overload
<mouser>    and things to deal with
<p3lb0x>    Hahahaha
<mouser>    i fucking hate squad games with a passion
<mouser>    i have enough trouble controlling my own life
<p3lb0x>    Oh
<mouser>    the idea of telling the rest of the squad what to do
<p3lb0x>    Just ignore your friends
<mouser>    is insane
<p3lb0x>    That's what I did like, 80 percent of the time
<mouser>    just do your fucking job
<mouser>    and leave me out of it
<p3lb0x>    I only controlled them when the game forced me to or when I had to position them to soak up fire
<mouser>    hey this makes me wonder
<mouser>    are there games where the player is in a squad and never has to think of orders
<mouser>    but just follow them
<mouser>    hell that seems 100x more relaxing to me
<mouser>    and fun
<p3lb0x>    Pretty much ever call of duty game so far, lol
<p3lb0x>    mouser, if that is your sole complaint about ME2 so far
<mouser>    hmm.. i might have to check that out
<p3lb0x>    Just do like me and ignore them unless the game forces you to order them around to continue
<mouser>    the first mission in ME2 was like designed to make me hate this game
<mouser>    a million explosions
<mouser>    everywhere
<scannie>    <mouser> and fun <- what? you find following orders without thinking fun?
<mouser>    ugh.. i just wanted to shut off the pc
<mouser>    i have no 3d sense of space
<mouser>    i get lost easily
<p3lb0x>    I enjoyed the talking sequences of ME2 the most though
<mouser>    and having to switch and use special forces
<mouser>    too much!!!
<p3lb0x>    All the small hints to ME1 when you import a save was great
<mouser>    just let me shoot things!!!!
<scannie>    protip: width height depth... not that complex :-)
<mouser>    yeah i really just want the story
<mouser>    and to kiss girls
<mouser>    in their tight suits
<mouser>    in space.
<p3lb0x>    The Japs create lots of games like that mouser ;P
<scannie>    and you need a gf, quick. :P
<mouser>    women i should say
<p3lb0x>    Also, where's App when you need something quoted?
<app>    <--
<p3lb0x>    Quote mouser, do it
<app>    what do you want quoted?
<mouser>    app dont listen to them
<p3lb0x>    Should be self explanatory
<app>    <mouser> yeah i really just want the story
<app>    <mouser> and to kiss girls
<app>    <mouser> in their tight suits
<app>    <mouser> in space.
<p3lb0x>    Yes
<mouser>    i never said such a thing
<mouser>    pay no attention
<app>    <mouser> just let me shoot things!!!! <--obviously not a puzzle game guy
<p3lb0x>    I thought mouser loved tower defense games
<mouser>    i need to go back to only playing sniper games
<mouser>    where its quiet
<mouser>    and i can just look through scope while hiding in hole
<p3lb0x>    Aren't there only like
<p3lb0x>    2 sniper games
*    scannie hands mouser a pet rock
<mouser>    there are some good ones
<p3lb0x>    Sniper Elite and one more I don't remember
<mouser>    Sniper Elite was great
<p3lb0x>    Oh yeah
<p3lb0x>    JFK reloaded
<mouser>    actually in ejoy the Hitman games too
<p3lb0x>    oh lol
<p3lb0x>    Hitman
<mouser>    s in/i
<p3lb0x>    Hitman is like
<mouser>    there were a couple of fps that were sniper-heavy too
<mouser>    delta force 2 i think
<p3lb0x>    Strangle two guards, someone spots you
<p3lb0x>    Decimate everyone in the level
<app>    i hate shootem up games
<scannie>    i hate games
<p3lb0x>    I think I've only achieved the best score on two levels in Hitman Bloodmoney
<p3lb0x>    Mouser, I just realized
<p3lb0x>    Do you realize that Mass Effect 2 is one of the EASIER games on the market?
<p3lb0x>    It's dumbed down for the consoles
<p3lb0x>    They took out the weapon upgrading
<p3lb0x>    For example
<mouser>    yes
<mouser>    i know thats why i thought i would like it
<mouser>    im going to start over
<mouser>    set it to "casual" mode
<p3lb0x>    Okay
<p3lb0x>    This time
<p3lb0x>    Play the solider
<mouser>    instead of normal
<p3lb0x>    *soldier
<p3lb0x>    They have like
<p3lb0x>    2 active abilities
<mouser>    i tried infiltrator
<p3lb0x>    And 4 passive
<mouser>    since they have sniper
<p3lb0x>    The Soldier also has the sniper
<mouser>    but maybe i should try solider as you say
<p3lb0x>    They have uh
<p3lb0x>    Concussive shot which is like a grenade launcher
<p3lb0x>    And 3 different special ammo types
<p3lb0x>    Oh yeah, they also have bullet time
<mouser>    im going to make a game
<mouser>    called AYHIASR
<mouser>    aka All You Have Is A Sniper Rifle
<app>    lol
<mouser>    special powers are for babies
<p3lb0x>    Mouser, so basically you're going to remake JFK reloaded
<mouser>    yeah
<app>    sounds very simple...nothing to remember
<app>    that's why i can't stand these games...too much shit to remember
<p3lb0x>    Oh yeah, you're not going to like the second sniper you get
<p3lb0x>    app, lol. Point gun at enemies, press fire. Ocassional press 1, 2 or 3 depending on whether your enemy is a robot, organic or you don't know
<p3lb0x>    *occasionally
<app>    but i can never remember what 1 2 & 3 are supposed to do
<p3lb0x>    Okay then
<mouser>    wtf
<mouser>    123
<mouser>    just let me pull the fucking trigger
<mouser>    arghhhhh
<mouser>    stop with all the buttons!!!!
<p3lb0x>    Mouser
<app>    it's like playing pinball on the computer...i can never remember which keys are for the nudge, which is for left and which is for right
<app>    so i never bother with them
<p3lb0x>    You do realize, that you only need to press one of those once per engagement as the effect is on until you chose the next one
<p3lb0x>    Hell
<mouser>    thats so annoying
<app>    i agree
*    Intrepid gives channel operator status to Metshrine
<p3lb0x>    You could just use the general ammo type that does +30% damage to everything and not bother with the specialized ones that do +40% to a specific type
*    Metshrine has kicked mouser from #donationcoder (oops, meant button 3)
*    mouser has joined #donationcoder
*    MouserBot gives channel operator status to mouser
<mouser>    i wish they had made a version of the game that makes you not have to make these choices
<mouser>    and this time im going to play as a woman
<mouser>    i thought i would enjoy playing as a man so i could have a girlfriend in the game
<mouser>    but its annoying watching me
<p3lb0x>    you know
<app>    lol
<mouser>    so ill be a woman, at least i can enjoy watching myself
<p3lb0x>    You can still have a girlfriend as a female
<mouser>    yeah that too
<app>    what mouser needs is a special version of the sims, where he can go postal and shoot people, then visit his sim girlfriend
<Metshrine>    They have the second part already
<Metshrine>    plus a nudity mod
<Metshrine>    so he can even simulate that part of it!
<scannie>    <@mouser> so ill be a woman
<scannie>    nuff said
*    Metshrine has changed the topic to: <@mouser> i thought i would enjoy playing as a man
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<Metshrine>    scannie: Donde esta un biblioteca?
<JeseRchlr>    I am Mr. Bombastic! When we have sex it's fantastic! I stick to you like your underwears elastic. I do all of that because I am Mr. Bombastic!
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<scannie>    josh: UNA biblioteca
<Metshrine>    I say un
<Metshrine>    deal with it!
<Metshrine>    ;-)
<mouser>    who wants to go shopping with me
<Metshrine>    OMG!
<Metshrine>    He's turning into a woman!
<mouser>    oh be quiet
*    Metshrine throws testerone boosters at Jesse
<Metshrine>    Quick
<mouser>    who is the one who has been begging for a teddy bear
<Metshrine>    take them all!
<mouser>    for months
<Metshrine>    We will save your manhood
<mouser>    and crying himself to sleep without it
<Metshrine>    Mouser: I am trying to add to my support of donationcoder
<Metshrine>    if you would prefer I won't
<mouser>    im just teasing!!
<Metshrine>    heh
<Metshrine>    such a tard
<scannie>    mouser: that´s prolly me

HotelCalifornia.js

2010-01-08T20:39:00.001-05:00

<Krishean> function echo(a){return WScript.Echo(a);}
<Krishean> function exit(a){return WScript.Quit(a);}
<Krishean> exit(main());
<Krishean> function main(){
<Krishean>
<Krishean> var h=new hotel();
<Krishean> h.name='california';
<Krishean> h.guest.addEvent('checkout');
<Krishean> h.guest.removeEvent('leave');
<Krishean>
<Krishean> echo(print_r(h));
<Krishean>
<Krishean> return 0;
<Krishean> }
<Krishean> function hotel(){
<Krishean> this.name='';
<Krishean> this.guest={
<Krishean>   'events': ['leave'],
<Krishean>   'addEvent': function(a){
<Krishean>    this.events.push(a);
<Krishean>    return;
<Krishean>   },
<Krishean>   'removeEvent': function(a){
<Krishean>    if(Array_indexOf(this.events,a)!=-1){
<Krishean>     Array_remove(this.events,a);
<Krishean>    }
<Krishean>    return;
<Krishean>   }
<Krishean> };
<Krishean> }
<Krishean> // Array_indexOf( array, value, begin, strict ) - Return index of the first element that matches value
<Krishean> function Array_indexOf(a,v,b,s){for(var i=+b||0,l=a.length;i<l;i++)if(a[i]===v||s&&a[i]==v)return i;return -1;}
<Krishean> // Array_remove( array, value ) - Remove all array elements that match value
<Krishean> function Array_remove(a,v){for(var i=0;i<a.length;i++){if(a[i]==v){a.splice(i,1);i--;}}return a;}
<Krishean> function print_r(arr,lvl){ // debugging, print out variables
<Krishean> var out='';
<Krishean> if(!lvl)lvl=0;
<Krishean> var pad='';
<Krishean> if(lvl)for(var i=0;i<lvl+1;i++)pad+='    ';
<Krishean> if(typeof(arr)=='object'){
<Krishean>   var typ=new String(arr.constructor);
<Krishean>   out+=typ.substring(typ.indexOf(' ')+1,typ.indexOf('('))+"\n"+pad+"(\n";
<Krishean>   for(var i in arr)out+=((typeof(arr[i])=='object')?(pad+'    ['+i+'] => '+print_r(arr[i],lvl+1)+"\n"):(pad+'    ['+i+'] => "'+arr[i]+"\"\n"));
<Krishean>   out+=pad+')';
<Krishean> }else{
<Krishean>   var typ=new String(arr.constructor);
<Krishean>   out='===>'+arr+'<===('+typ.substring(typ.indexOf(' ')+1,typ.indexOf('('))+')';
<Krishean> }
<Krishean> return out;
<Krishean> }
<Krishean> // done
<Krishean> you can actually run that

Eat X and You’ll Find Random Things In Your Pockets

2010-01-06T02:45:00.001-05:00

<PlasticYakuza> everytime I eat x for two-three days straight I always end up with the most random shit in my pockets
<PlasticYakuza> melted twix and rocks in these pants
<PlasticYakuza> shit ton of change too
<PlasticYakuza> got laundry covered this week at least
<PlasticYakuza> cigarette butts in my cargo pockets
<PlasticYakuza> I dont even smoke anymore
<Krishean> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> The crazy journeys on x
<Krishean> do you remember what you do on x?
<PlasticYakuza> I didnt even go anywhere other than to walmart/donki's a coupel times
<PlasticYakuza> yeah
<PlasticYakuza> but I drank a lot as well
<PlasticYakuza> and ate some xanax too
<PlasticYakuza> so the events of the last few days are kind of foggy
<Krishean> well thats not good
<Cai> that's good
<Krishean> whats the point if you cant remember it
<Gunrunner_Gray> Exactly
<Gunrunner_Gray> It's not like you had a digital camera conveniently nearby
<PlasticYakuza> sometimes I like to not remember
<PlasticYakuza> also I have a camera on my phone but all there are pictures of is a bathtub full of glowstick innards
<PlasticYakuza> that came out really blurry

Releasing Happy Making Hormones

2009-12-25T11:54:00.001-05:00

<p3lb0x> Oh god
<p3lb0x> Why is this great
<p3lb0x> I've put the invincible theme from mario on repeat. And it's like it's affecting some primal part of my brain into releasing happy making hormones or some such
<p3lb0x> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTFHhpZl3Uk
<p3lb0x> This, it's so great
<omgplzstf> LOL
<p3lb0x> Goddamn
<p3lb0x> I mean, it's a 6 second loop
<p3lb0x> Why is it so great!?!?!
<mouser> brings back memories?
<p3lb0x> I've never played the original super mario bros on a original console
<mouser> well then the answer is simple
<mouser> you are sick.
<p3lb0x> Probably

POS Software: Point of Sale? Or that other acronym?

2009-12-21T15:14:00.001-05:00

<TucknDar> http://www.donationcoder.com/Forums/bb/index.php?topic=21086.0
<TucknDar> POS Software... is it very rude to point out that the acronym for Point Of Sale is the same as the acronym of another more common expression?
<TucknDar> or is it some kind of joke I didn't get :|
<srikat> I thought it was a joke
<srikat> reading that whole post w/ the common acronym you are talking about is quite entertaining
<srikat> "We also managed to make the programs compatible with almost every piece of shit hardware component."
<srikat> lol
<TucknDar> hehe, yes, when I saw the topic I was sure it was a complaint about some DC software posted in the wrong section
<TucknDar> then I thought it was a joke
<TucknDar> now I'm not really sure :p
<TucknDar> "POS MAID 2.29 is a POS Software"... ok. nice to know
<TucknDar> Free POS Software Video Tutorials.
<TucknDar> oh, the possibilities :o

Retard Spellcheck Firefox Extension

2009-12-21T06:10:00.001-05:00

<Krishean> i think i've mentioned that i don't really care about humanity as a whole before right?
<Krishean> shin where are you
<Shinigami-Sama> hmmm
<Shinigami-Sama> I think humanity is going to burn
<Krishean> i've mentioned that before in here right?
<Krishean> i think you would remember
<Shinigami-Sama> yup
<Shinigami-Sama> every month or so
<Krishean> k
<Shinigami-Sama> like clock work
<Shinigami-Sama> robotic menstration?
<Krishean> just making sure i wasn't shocking anyone
<Shinigami-Sama> the only way you'd shock us is if you denounced JS in favour or C#
<Krishean> lol
<Shinigami-Sama> s/or/of
<Krishean> lol adding extra u's to things now are we?
<Shinigami-Sama> I'm Canadian
<Shinigami-Sama> you americans got lazy and removed them
<Shinigami-Sama> colour neighbour flavour
<Krishean> vioulin flouwer remouved
<Krishean> shouck
<Shinigami-Sama> lol
<Shinigami-Sama> hoser
<Krishean> houser
<Krishean> lol
<Krishean> i should make something that adds a u after every o if there isn't already one
<Krishean> i think after awhile even british people would get sick of all the extra u's
<Krishean> like retard spellcheck
<Krishean> firefox extension
<Shinigami-Sama> lol
<Shinigami-Sama> its only on some words

A compiler written in Javascript…for COBOL?

2009-12-09T19:06:00.001-05:00

<Krishean> cobol is the demons
<Krishean> lol we used some shitty old cobol compiler in the class i had to take
<Krishean> made by fujitsu
<Krishean> there were like nine steps to producing a working executable
<Krishean> no "compile / compile & run / clean project" buttons
<Krishean> you had to jump through a whole circus act to get it compiled
<Krishean> i was thinking of writing a cobol compiler in javascript and present it as my final project in the class
<Krishean> something you could throw a source file at and some compiler flags and it would produce an executable without going through the shit it took with the fujitsu compiler
<omgplzstfukthx> lol
<omgplzstfukthx> writing a compiler in js would be a feat in itself
<Krishean> not really
<Krishean> i've written most of the basic components
<Krishean> its just putting them all together in a useful way
<omgplzstfukthx> but you are krish, ofc you can do that
<Krishean> i've written things for javascript that allow me to read & write binary files, i've written instruction interpreters, i've written shit tons of parsers
<omgplzstfukthx> the thought wouldn't even enter anyone else's mind
<Krishean> i dunno if i ever showed off that thing i made to interprete assembly math instructions and made it so i could run the md5 algorithm with it
<omgplzstfukthx> i don't recall
<Krishean> same assembly listing could be compiled & run as an executable with a small header & footer added to it
<Krishean> or you could put it through the javascript interpreter and it would come up with the same result
<Krishean> i was writing it so i could step through (forward/backward) what the md5 algorithm was doing to the registers
<Krishean> never got around to writing the gui for it tho
<Krishean> it would play back what the assembly instructions were doing like a movie
<Krishean> i'll see if i can find it
<Krishean> yup
<Krishean> has just enough instructions to emulate the md5 algorithm
<Krishean> and,or,xor,not,mov,add,sub,rol,ror
<Krishean> i think sub and ror aren't used in this version
<Krishean> they would be if i did the reverse md5 thing
<Krishean> it uses that wierd property of javascript arrays where they are passed to functions byref
<Krishean> one of the more beautiful parsers i've written

Attack of the Soft Robot?

2009-12-02T14:48:00.001-05:00

<p3lb0x> Attack of the 50ft Robot!
<p3lb0x> What a great title of a game
<p3lb0x> *for a game
<housetier> fifty feet or leetspeak for "soft"?
<p3lb0x> feet

OH LOOK A RED LASER!

2009-11-29T20:16:00.001-05:00

<Metshrine> mousey reminds me of wall-e
<Metshrine> he has wall-e's attention span
<Metshrine> "I will go add this nifty feature to....OH LOOK A RED LASER!"
<scannie> LOL
<Della_Roo> heh, thats more like my attention span
<Della_Roo> just ask gothic. who is trying to teach me to code...and i suddenly become mesmerized (sp?) by a toothpick

More Google Suggests Fun

2009-11-15T21:53:00.001-05:00

<cn28h> #suggest why won't
<MrSlave> cn28h: Google suggests: why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea, why won't god heal amputees, why won't my ipod sync, why won't limewire connect, why won't itunes open, why won't my car start, why won't facebook load, why won't my ipod turn on, why won't he marry me, why won't my iphone turn on

<omgplzstfukthx> #suggest why
<MrSlave> omgplzstfukthx: Google suggests: why do men have nipples, why is the sky blue, why is my poop green, whyy, why do cats purr, why do dogs eat grass, why did the chicken cross the road, why do dogs eat poop, why is there a dead pakistani on my couch, why did i get married

Google suggests: god bless my underwear

2009-11-14T04:13:00.001-05:00

<LordXenu> #suggest my underwear
<MrSlave> LordXenu: Google suggests: my underwear are always wet, my underwear smells like ammonia, my underwear smells, my underwear stinks, my underwear drawer, god bless my underwear, yellow stuff in my underwear, me in my underwear, why does my underwear smell, husband wears my underwear
<TRON> god bless my underwear"
<TRON> ?
<TRON> sorry
<TRON> i just have to question that

Why another programming language?

2009-11-12T01:44:00.001-05:00

<lanux128> just why another programming language?
<lanux128> anyone has any ideas why?
<lanux128> there must be a reason for google to get involved
<lanux128> in development languages
<rgdot> 'because they can' is probably the only reason
<app> because they have this problem in their company where they force employees to spend 20% of their time at work working on personal projects
<app> and this is probably one of those 20% time wasters made by one of their employees
<app> when martin was goofing off at work, he made 2dvr...imagine if he had worked at google, what they would have done with it
<app> http://2d.e-asm.org/
<mouser> <lanux128> there must be a reason for google to get involved
<mouser> <rgdot> 'because they can' is probably the only reason
<mouser> i think thats probably right
<mouser> another way to look at it is this
<hollow87> http://golang.org/doc/go_lang_faq.html#creating_a_new_language
<mouser> in every company, the coders there have little side projects
<hollow87> but yeah because they can basicly
<mouser> and no one ever hears about it. but google farts and the world holds a news conferece.
<hollow87> it was a side project that page says
<app> orkut was a side project too
<rgdot> microsoft has this thing called 'office labs grassroots projects'
<rgdot> on their site it says "Grassroots Projects are the direct result of employee initiative and ingenuity. "
<app> guy started his own social network that was invite only...he invited his friends who invited theirs who invited theirs...goal was eventually to have everyone in the world invited
<app> assuming that there are not any people in the world that really don't have any friends
<rgdot> I guess that's the MS equivalent
<hollow87> when martin was goofing off at work, he made 2dvr...imagine if he had worked at google, what they would have done with it << lol it would have become the new 2nd life :-p

I want my money back

2009-11-04T18:28:00.002-05:00

<PlasticYakuza> schools need to offer a "Satisfaction Guaranteed" on classes
<PlasticYakuza> I want my money back for this geography class I took
<PlasticYakuza> all we've done in the class is watch nat geo dvds
<PlasticYakuza> sometimes we watch nat geo dvds on a different campus
<PlasticYakuza> for the mid term that is like a month late
<PlasticYakuza> he just picked some random stuff online for us to study
<PlasticYakuza> and said he would make the questions revolve around that
<Cai> i'm sure most people would think that's the best class ever
<PlasticYakuza> were suppose to do a presentation in class for our final
<PlasticYakuza> I was thinking of burning an episode of Planet Earth and playing that
<PlasticYakuza> then just be confused why he doesn't like it
<Cai> rofl
<PlasticYakuza> I've always wanted to have sex with sigourney weaver and have her narrate it like an episode of Planet Earth

One of the oldest Geocities sites saved: Chatty Deb (a doll related site)

2009-10-31T15:22:00.001-04:00

<SketchCow> 96657445        8 -rw-r--r--    1 root             wheel                3671 Jul 21 1995 ./Hollywood/1272/bkl1.gif
<SketchCow> 96657446        8 -rw-r--r--    1 root             wheel                3677 Jul 21 1995 ./Hollywood/1272/bklr.gif
<SketchCow> 96657447        8 -rw-r--r--    1 root             wheel                3691 Jul 21 1995 ./Hollywood/1272/bklt.gif
<SketchCow> 96657448        4 -rw-r--r--    1 root             wheel                1892 Jul 21 1995 ./Hollywood/1272/bks1.jpg
<SketchCow> 96657449        4 -rw-r--r--    1 root             wheel                1931 Jul 21 1995 ./Hollywood/1272/bks2.jpg
<SketchCow> New record. July, 1995
<SketchCow> Date: Sun, 9 Jul 1995 11:44:16 -0500
<SketchCow> From: Christopher Filkins
<SketchCow> Subject: Beverly Hills Internet
<SketchCow> www.bhi90210.com
<SketchCow> Beverly Hills Internet's 'Homesteading the Web' beta program has ended and
<SketchCow> we are now building and carrying FREE web pages for the internet community.\
<SketchCow> ..
<SketchCow> So, opened to the public on July 9th, 1995, and here are GIFs from July 21, 1995.
<SketchCow> "Chattydoll"

http://www.reocities.com/Hollywood/1272/

if you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

2009-10-29T01:21:00.001-04:00

<Kamel-> if you were a hotdog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
<Kamel-> boy i know i sure would, first i'd cover myself in ketchup, and relish, and brown mustard... i'd be so delicious
<Della_Roo> omg my dog drank some coffee!
<EhtyarWRK> Kamel-, does that count as autofelatio?
<Della_Roo> rofl
<Della_Roo> i wasnt expecting her to actually DO it
<Della_Roo> lol
<Kamel-> autofelatio?
<Kamel-> i gonna have to wikipedia that crap
<polarcode> Kamel-: self blowjob
<EhtyarWRK> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofelatio
<Kamel-> WTFOMGZDHBBQ
<Kamel-> what has been seen... cannot be unseen
<Kamel-> why you do this? :(
<Kamel-> do not want
<omgplzstf> lol
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL
<polarcode> LOL
<EhtyarWRK> i just showed my boss
<EhtyarWRK> pissed himself
<polarcode> literally?
<Kamel-> Ehtyar: it's a saturday night live script, it's hilarious
<Kamel-> yea, odd reaction :P
<Kamel-> hehe
<EhtyarWRK> your reaction to wiki link was hilarity enough :P
<Kamel-> i suspect he means laughing
<Della_Roo> ok, now i have to have a peek too
<polarcode> don't
<polarcode> please
<Kamel-> i wouldn't recommend it
<polarcode> save your sanity
<Kamel-> and dinner
<Della_Roo> omg
<Kamel-> at the same time
<Kamel-> I TOLD U
<polarcode> lol
<Della_Roo> wow....whew
<EhtyarWRK> lmfao
<EhtyarWRK> I've started soemthing now
<EhtyarWRK> someone op me so i can put it in topic
<polarcode> Ehtyar, I hate to say this, but epic win.
<EhtyarWRK> ^5 scan man
<Della_Roo> so, how many of you can actually do that?
<Della_Roo> :P
<polarcode> ... o_O
<Della_Roo> just curious
<Della_Roo> lol
<polarcode> sanity check: #donationcoder?
<Della_Roo> as i sit here laughing and goth wonders why
<Della_Roo> rofl
<Della_Roo> he didnt see the pic
<EhtyarWRK> show him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wunwunwuneleven
<polarcode> "fewer than 1% of males can successfully orally contact their own penis"
<Della_Roo> oh thanks polarcode for looking that up for me.... =0)
<Kamel-> i can barely put my socks on without gasping for air, that is out of the question
<polarcode> only 2 or 3 men in a thousand could perform a full autofellatio
<EhtyarWRK> i do believe marilyn manson had several ribs removed so he could manage it
<Della_Roo> no way
<Kamel-> that's what the rumour says
<polarcode> http://www.snopes.com/horrors/vanities/ribs.asp
<SkwireWRK> I've been using Abyss for a long long time.
<SkwireWRK> Great little webserver.
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL
<SkwireWRK> Anybody up for Mumble?
<omgplzstf> "Rocker Marilyn Manson battled false rumors that he had surgery to remove ribs so he could perform autofellatio."
<SkwireWRK> I'll join.
<EhtyarWRK> shutup skwire, we're talking about sucking our own cocks!!!
<Kamel-> yea, i am pretty sure he did have some type of surgical proceedure, he definitely has an album cover with him doing it
* scarn has quit (scarn)
<Kamel-> lol
<Kamel-> Skwire: i would, but it's too late
<polarcode> i'm in
<polarcode> anything to distract me from this convo
<Kamel-> :(
<Kamel-> i don't even have my headset
<Kamel-> my mom stole it for skype
<Kamel-> :'(
<polarcode> app: quote: <EhtyarWRK> shutup skwire, we're talking about sucking our own cocks!!!
<EhtyarWRK> i would, but i'm at work
<EhtyarWRK> i knew as soon as i hit enter it was a mistake
<EhtyarWRK> JOHN
<EhtyarWRK> GET YOUR ARSE ONTO THE DC MEMBER SERVER AND FIX PEAR
<EhtyarWRK> NOW!!!!WUNWUNWUN
<EhtyarWRK> http://quotes.dcmembers.com/
<Della_Roo> Ehtyar he isnt paying attention
<polarcode> too busy trying to do it :X
* omgplzstf wonders if she should blog the whole convo
<EhtyarWRK> THEN PASS THE MESSAGE ON, DAMNIT WOMAN
<EhtyarWRK> april: probably
<SkwireWRK> Scannie...give me a few minutes to work this maintenance and then I'll join.
<Della_Roo> Ehtyar, he states he will get around to it one of these days and that he hasnt had the time ((to fix pear and NOT what polarcode said))
<EhtyarWRK> GODDAMNIT JOHN
<EhtyarWRK> I SAID NOW
<Kamel-> btw
<Kamel-> the news reporters have so completely horribly skewed this accident my friend was involved in
<Kamel-> it is very sad
<Kamel-> after being through this, i no longer trust the news at all
<Della_Roo> can he suck his own you know what?
<EhtyarWRK> was he engaging in autofelatio in public?
<EhtyarWRK> ^5 Traci
<polarcode> not fun kids
<Kamel-> lol you guys suck
<Della_Roo> =0)
<EhtyarWRK> suck what?
<polarcode> LOL
<EhtyarWRK> oh you mean...you know....
<EhtyarWRK> well no i'm afraid I can't
<polarcode> ^5 ethbitch
<EhtyarWRK> oi april, don't blog yet, more to come it seems!!
<EhtyarWRK> or cum, I'm not sure...
<Kamel-> i didn't trust them much before, but what little faith i had in them is completely gone
<polarcode> *ehtbitch
<EhtyarWRK> ty scan man :D
<omgplzstf> Ehtyar: you mean you have tried?
<Della_Roo> hahahaha
<Della_Roo> i think if a guy can do that he would never leave home
<polarcode> "In fact I'd hazard a guess that every man since the dawn of time has made at least a half-hearted attempt at it."
<EhtyarWRK> i make that statement under the assumption i'm not in that 2 percent
<polarcode> source: http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/autofellatio.shtml
<EhtyarWRK> i can't even touch my toes, so i'm assuming i can't suck my own cock
Della_Roo> polarcode WHY are you looking up "penis news"???
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL scan man
<omgplzstf> lol
<polarcode> linked on wikipedia article, della
Della_Roo> ah ok
* polarcode ctrl+shift+dels
Della_Roo> well, im off to watch star trek now....
* Kamel- has ignored everyone in #donationcoder until further notice
<Kamel-> lol
<Della_Roo> TTFN
<EhtyarWRK> enjoy non-cock-related media della :)\
<Kamel-> TTYL GL HF
<Della_Roo> thanks Ehtyar, ill sure try!
<EhtyarWRK> yeah, i imagine star trek would seema bit tame after this....
<EhtyarWRK> seem a *
<omgplzstf> I don't know...bet some of those non-humans can do that
<polarcode> mouser will have a heart attack when he reads the log
<EhtyarWRK> rofl april
<omgplzstf> it's really amazing how so many guys can easily stick their heads up their own ass but can't do that
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL
<EhtyarWRK> ziiiiing
<EhtyarWRK> ^5 april
<omgplzstf> http://www.shoelace.org/pics/2007/05-23-07/HEAD-UP-YER-ASS.jpg

Egg and Alcohol Don’t Mix

2009-10-19T00:05:00.002-04:00

<Gunrunner_Gray> It'll be one of the many things I do instead of drink
<Gunrunner_Gray> Also, protip:
<Krishean> shoot the cyberdeamon until it dies
<Gunrunner_Gray> Eating french toast and drinking a martini is not, despite the claim, classy
<Gunrunner_Gray> My friend barfed in the subway station and I barfed the next morning
<p-dub> lolol
<Gunrunner_Gray> I thought I'd be fine and was trying to hold it back, when reflex kicked in
<Shinigami-Sama> egg and alcohol don't mix to well
<Gunrunner_Gray> Yeah, egg and alcohol do not mix
<Gunrunner_Gray> I mean, I had nothing to do the next day and my friend was off work, so...
<Gunrunner_Gray> We had this short, cute bartender who vaguely reminded me of Cheri O'Teri and because I'm riding on laziness right now, that's her name

Recursive Drains

2009-09-20T03:55:00.001-04:00

* omgplzstf just thought up a solution to 2 potential problems people have with under-sink cabinets and wonfering why my idea isn't already the standard
<omgplzstf> you have a sink with a cabinet...
<omgplzstf> and either the drain pipe breaks or leaks, or the water pipes, or just the handles under there
<omgplzstf> you end up with water all over the place
<omgplzstf> that's problem 1
<omgplzstf> problem 2 is cleaning under the sink
<omgplzstf> if there was a very shallow tub fitted under there with a drain, problem solved
<mouser> wait.. what problem does that solve?
<mouser> and do you need another tub under the first tub
<mouser> in cast that tub's drain leaks
<mouser> sleep time for me
<mouser> i hope i dont dream of recursive drains

Feature overload

2009-08-14T14:02:00.001-04:00

<housetier> this new total commander suffers from feature overload
<housetier> too damn many options
<mouser> so do i
<mouser> i am feature overloaded
<mouser> most of my features are useless too
<mouser> my overweight feature is my worst feature of all
<mouser> i need to get an excercise feature

LispEggs

2009-08-14T14:00:00.001-04:00

<mouser> emacs is like result if everyone who ever had a linux beard made an easter egg and combined them all and removed the program and just left the easter eggs
<mouser> all coded in lisp as well :)
<mouser> emacs should be called: LispEggs

A wish for the world

2009-08-14T13:58:00.001-04:00

<mouser> if i had a genie i could make a wish on for the sake of the world
<mouser> it would be: make all bugs reproducable
<tonsofpcs> word it a bit better mouser, I don't want to see cockroaches reproducable
<Deozaan> cockroaches are already reproducable

A programming language for cats

2009-08-14T13:57:00.001-04:00

<mouser> i wish i could teach my cat to program
<mouser> hmm thats a good idea... a cat programming language
<mouser> made up mostly of different kinds of meows
<tinjaw> in that language an exception will be called furBall()
<tinjaw> And the most popular debugger will be called litterBox

Flan with Trix and Coke

2009-08-02T04:04:00.001-04:00

<scancode> http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/view/blueberry-cornbread-drizzled-with-honey <<-- HUNGRYYYYYYYYY
<housetier> I want pancakes with salty butter and maple syrup
<scancode> i'd kill for http://foodporndaily.com/pictures/view/caramel-flan-with-hot-fudge
<housetier> ohboy
<mouser> yuck flan is horrible
<scancode> die mouser
<scancode> you hate flan
<scancode> you hate trix
<scancode> you hate coke
<scancode> you're an alien
<mouser> why dont you make yourself a flan
<mouser> with trix and coke
<mouser> and stop making the rest of us ill.

Your dialup is too slow for our awesomeness

2009-07-27T02:36:00.001-04:00

* PlasticYakuza has quit
<bv> man, i'm just always missin' people
<Setsuna-Xero> its the dailup
<Setsuna-Xero> before you can finish loading how awesome we are
<Setsuna-Xero> we're gone
<bv> ouch, low blow
<Setsuna-Xero> :P
<app> lol
<Setsuna-Xero> its so true though

SmurfForge

2009-07-01T22:49:00.001-04:00

<EhtyarWRK> oh dear god what the hell happened to sourceforge?
<KJM> ?
<EhtyarWRK> it's all baby blue
<EhtyarWRK> and even uglier than it used to be
<KJM> So it is.
<EhtyarWRK> it's like someone slaughtered a smurf on the sourceforge pages
<KJM> Good thing you can change the css and images.
<EhtyarWRK> i'd rather usability improvements instead of aesthetic improvements
<KJM> But that's real work.
<EhtyarWRK> mmm
<KJM> SmurfForge
<housetier> SmurfOrge
<housetier> and from there you get to SmurfOgre
<EhtyarWRK> LOL
<KJM> It does look like a smurf orgy
<KJM> Papa smurf goo everywhere.
<EhtyarWRK> ROFL
<KJM> I wish my stuff was neon glow in the dark.
<EhtyarWRK> lmfao
<EhtyarWRK> ur sick :P
<KJM> ty
<EhtyarWRK> buy a glow in the dark condom and u can have ur own personal lightsaber
<KJM> For me it would be more like a lightdagger
<EhtyarWRK> for most of us i think that's true, lol

Instead of TED Talks, How About FRED Talks?

2009-06-16T13:49:00.001-04:00

<mouser> you know
<mouser> TED is so ripe for satire
<mouser> someone needs to make a new site
<mouser> called like
<mouser> FRED
<mouser> which features ridiculously annoying talks
<mouser> but with
<mouser> dubbed super crazy applause and oohs and aahs
<mouser> just like TED
<mouser> could be like keyboard cat
<mouser> where you take any crappy retarded talk
<mouser> and dub in these audience cooing and gasps from TED
<mouser> which i find so damn annoying

Real-time Conversation With Your Online Friends Makes Watching TV So Much More Fun

2009-06-14T08:23:00.001-04:00

<PlasticYakuza> moribito now?
<yello_grundle> uh oh
<PlasticYakuza> yes
<yello_grundle> moribito grundle
<yello_grundle> well youve mentioned it
<Gunrunner_Gray> Did they ever decide to start over?
<yello_grundle> so i may as well watch it
<yello_grundle> if its bad, ill start packing my closet
<yello_grundle> then join the shinsengumi
<Cai> in the manga, ichigo turns SSJ3 at one point
* PlasticYakuza eats the "do not eat" packet
<Cai> exciting stuff
<yello_grundle> gummi bears are being dildos
<Gunrunner_Gray> Anime needs a good Shinsengumi show
<PlasticYakuza> I keep hearing Gintama is good
<PlasticYakuza> but whenever I look at it
<PlasticYakuza> it looks dildos
<yello_grundle> lol
<yello_grundle> are you talking to dildos about it?
<PlasticYakuza> yeah...
<yello_grundle> oh shi- here it is
<yello_grundle> they need to walk like normal people
<yello_grundle> songs ok
<yello_grundle> whats this about
<yello_grundle> which one is kagomi
<Gunrunner_Gray> This looks like the first ep.
<Gunrunner_Gray> Alright, I can start to give a damn about it again
<PlasticYakuza> chick with spear travels the country side doing good deeds to make up for her life as a whore
<PlasticYakuza> or something like that
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<yello_grundle> oh
<yello_grundle> hm
<yello_grundle> so that dude shes talking to is kagomi?
<PlasticYakuza> beh beh
<yello_grundle> lolol
<yello_grundle> royual procession is didlso
<yello_grundle> and ox is made of crack cocaine
<PlasticYakuza> smoke it
<PlasticYakuza> buffalo crack
<yello_grundle> or it will knock you off a bridge
<yello_grundle> so does she have an objective besides wandering around?
<PlasticYakuza> and drown you
<PlasticYakuza> she has to act as a bodyguard to Prince
<PlasticYakuza> or a prince
<yello_grundle> hm
<yello_grundle> artist formerly known as
<yello_grundle> lol bucktooth kid
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> Reminds me of the black boy from Eureka Seven
<PlasticYakuza> lol
<yello_grundle> food waster
<yello_grundle> lolol
<yello_grundle> rumor has it that this man is a woman. do you know anything abuot this?
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> You guys make every show funny
<yello_grundle> lol
<yello_grundle> we just talk about it
<yello_grundle> they shows do the rest
<PlasticYakuza> lol
<PlasticYakuza> which end do you think she polishes first?
<yello_grundle> thats a bigass bed
<yello_grundle> uncle grundle wants you to be a dog of the militar
<PlasticYakuza> she goes on later to invent balsa wood
<yello_grundle> and model airplanes
<yello_grundle> that kid wasnt awake?
<yello_grundle> they walked his dumbass in
<yello_grundle> oh this looks like fffuuu
<PlasticYakuza> formerly known as prince
<Gunrunner_Gray> Obscene amount of money!
<yello_grundle> now he merely a symbol called grundle
<yello_grundle> whats that crap sticking out of her kimono?
<PlasticYakuza> balsa wood
<yello_grundle> so she killed 8 people before the realized that she thought it wasa bad idea?
<yello_grundle> "oh wait. i dont like killing people. killing is wrong"
<PlasticYakuza> think you would stop after 3
<PlasticYakuza> "oops people die when they are killed"
<yello_grundle> and when they die they usually dont come back
<PlasticYakuza> oh its over
<yello_grundle> that was fucking fuu
<yello_grundle> i mean all that happened was some talking and they ate epic dinner
<PlasticYakuza> saved prince, now prince's body guard
<yello_grundle> and epic dinner
<yello_grundle> who you gonna call
<yello_grundle> grundle busters
<yello_grundle> stfu commercial
<yello_grundle> too loud
<yello_grundle> oh shi- its goose
<Gunrunner_Gray> Runaway!
<yello_grundle> bed time
<yello_grundle> lol
<PlasticYakuza> must be something better on
<Gunrunner_Gray> Discovery has on this animal show
<Gunrunner_Gray> Apparently, shit goes down, Planet Earth-lite
<yello_grundle> lol this song makes me think renton is about to pop out and eat a lot of pizza
<PlasticYakuza> rofl
<yello_grundle> looloo

VIM.. omg wtf did i just do?

2009-06-03T03:33:00.001-04:00

<Jibz> trying to use vim is an interesting experience
<Jibz> getting quite a few fun "omg wtf did I just do?"-moments hehe
<JoTo> lol
<JoTo> thats the difference between us
<JoTo> my thinking is always: wtf is my dumb pc doing now
<JoTo> instead of "what i have done now" :-))
<Jibz> hehe
<mouser> hahahahahahaha
<mouser> ahahahahah
<mouser> that somes up so perfectly how i feel with these *nix text editors
<mouser> that should be the tag line
<mouser> "VIM.. omg wtf did i just do?"
<Jibz> hehe
<JoTo> :-)
<mouser> hhaahahahahahahahahaha
<EhtyarWRK> rofl
<EhtyarWRK> THAT is a quote
<Jibz> well sometimes I get a little glimpse of why it might be good .. like doing an editing move that is very smart and easy and would have been annoying in other editors .. I'm just so new to it it's still rather a misclick and I'm like "omg wtf how do I do that again?" :p

Too Geeky to Get a Simple Geek Joke

2009-06-01T01:07:00.001-04:00

<Shinigami-Sama> oh shit an app
* Shinigami-Sama throws a net
* omgplzstfukthx throws a dot to slow it down and runs
<Krishean> a dot?
<omgplzstfukthx> .NET
<Krishean> lol
<Krishean> i was thinking a quantum dot
<Shinigami-Sama> I knew what she was talking about it
<omgplzstfukthx> krish is too geeky to get the simplest geeky jokes
<Shinigami-Sama> cant
<Shinigami-Sama> can't see the forest for the trees

Aliens That Code

2009-05-13T04:00:00.001-04:00

<Gothi[c]> const must always cast to const unless using const_cast :D
<JoTo> WHAT???? ARE YOU NUTS?
<Gothi[c]> but const_cast can only be used to convert constness
<JoTo> do you understand your sentece yourself?
<JoTo> LOL
<Gothi[c]> yes :(
<Gothi[c]> hehe
<Gothi[c]> i guess i'm an alien

Mouser is now driving (everyone prepare to die!)

2009-05-01T16:45:00.001-04:00

<mouser> car in 2 hours!
<mouser> lord help you all
<Lashiec> thank God I don't live in the USA, no risk of being run over by mouser's car :P
* mouser looks up lashiec's address to drive over the ocean and run him over
<mouser> cars can drive on water right?
<Lashiec> <_<
<Lashiec> I truly fear for the well-being of your fellow neighbours

The board game site that will “ruin your life”

2009-03-31T22:26:00.001-04:00

<Metshrine> Why do women have to be such a bitch!
<Metshrine> UGH!
<EhtyarWRK> it's ok josh, i'm sure the military wouldn't object to you getting sexual reassignment surgery
<Metshrine> But that would make me a bitch
<Metshrine> instead of an asshat :(
<Metshrine> Can't be both
<Metshrine> :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
* Metshrine violates mousey with a broomstick
<mouser> ive been lost on the board game geeks site for hours
<mouser> fucking hell its like getting swallowed into a black hole
<EhtyarWRK> rofl
<EhtyarWRK> this is why i hate you when post the fucking flash game of the week
<mouser> this is much much worse
<EhtyarWRK> i lose like two hours of my life
<Metshrine> shhhh
<Metshrine> dont encourage him
<Metshrine> if he knows people actually read his posts, he will keep making them
<mouser> i think ive been here for like 5 hours
<Metshrine> let the sleeping dog lie
<EhtyarWRK> omfg mouse man
<EhtyarWRK> do they actually still make that many board games?
<mouser> im going to have to post this
<mouser> link
<mouser> and ruin other lives
<EhtyarWRK> lol
<mouser> prepare yourself
* Metshrine has kicked mouser from #donationcoder (DONT DO IT!!!!!)
* mouser has joined #donationcoder
<EhtyarWRK> and you don't consider yourself a bitch Joshua...
<Metshrine> nope
<Metshrine> just an asshat
<Metshrine> if i were a bitch, i would TAKE IT from mousey
<Metshrine> but mousey doesn't have the stones to give it to me :)
<MouserBot> [DC Forum] The Dice Tower - Top 100 Board Games Ranked with Video Reviews - Living Room - by mouser - http://www.donationcoder.com/Forums/bb/index.php?topic=17714.msg157878#msg157878
<mouser> ehahahah
<mouser> you guys
<mouser> you have to see what i found in this video review
<mouser> http://www.donationcoder.com/Forums/bb/index.php?topic=17714

Why is nobody ever interested in my ideas?

2009-03-31T19:29:00.001-04:00

<Krishean> why is nobody ever interested in my ideas
<bv> 'cause you're not paid enough for people to care what you think
<app> so what is your idea?
<Krishean> lol making horrible things in javascript
<Krishean> like combining several javascript engines to compile javascript to native exe
<Krishean> exe's*
<Krishean> and making an extension to javascript that lets you specify sections of assembly code to be compiled
<Krishean> then rewriting the whole thing in javascript and make it compile itself
<app> LOL
<Krishean> don't lol its one of the things i want to do
<app> i don't think anyone on the forum has requested that as a coding snack
<Krishean> its just a monstorous amount of work
<Krishean> i don't think that would be classified as a coding snack
<Krishean> it would pretty much writing a new javascript engine
<app> right

Ejectile Dysfunction

2009-03-20T18:32:00.001-04:00

<Deozaan> About 3 weeks ago my brother called me to tell me he had ED.
<Deozaan> Rather, his Wii had ED.
<Deozaan> (Ejectile Dysfunction)
<Deozaan> It wouldn't eject the disc that was in the Wii.
<Deozaan> So he called Nintendo and they said he should ship it in to get it repaired.
<Deozaan> But that would have cost something like $90 or so.
<Deozaan> So he found a triwing screwdriver on DealExtreme and bought it so he could take it apart himself and see if he could fix it himself.
<mouser> WTF
<mouser> scammers
<Deozaan> And it took about a week and a half to arrive.
<Deozaan> His Wii is out of warranty, so no scam.
<Deozaan> Anyway
<Deozaan> He decided to wait for me so we could take it apart together and try to figure out what was wrong with it.
<Deozaan> So I finally had a chance to go there last night.
<Deozaan> We probably spent about 30-45 minutes figuring out how to take the side panel off, finding all the hidden screws and things.
<Deozaan> And we open it up and look at it.
<Deozaan> And it immediately became apparent as to why it wouldn't eject the disc.
<Deozaan> Because there was no disc in it.
<Deozaan> So he had thought his Wii was broken and unplayable for about 3 weeks because he thought it wouldn't eject a disc but there was no disc in it and he never attempted to put another disc in it all that time.

PC rebooted

2009-03-19T02:18:00.001-04:00

<Shinigami-Sama> when did I DC
<Shinigami-Sama> just a couple min ago?
<Shinigami-Sama> PC rebooted -_-
<Shinigami-Sama> fucking piss me off
<yello_grundle> bout an hour ago i think
<Shinigami-Sama> -_-
<Shinigami-Sama> wtf does my family do?
<Shinigami-Sama> it only reboots when I'm not there
<Shinigami-Sama> unless I crash it playing a game
<Shinigami-Sama> so what the grundle are you ladies up to?
<yello_grundle> rebootin your computer when youre not at home

Why some topics should be banned from nice chatrooms

2009-03-09T23:48:00.001-04:00

or maybe just Metshrine :-P

<Metshrine> religion is a choice, keep it to yourself
<scancode> sorry, misread.
<Metshrine> Like sexuality
<Metshrine> I don't care what sexuality/religion you choose
<Metshrine> keep it to yourself and away from me
<Metshrine> I will do the same
<Deozaan> Practice what you preach Metshrine
* housetier sports his metrosexuality
<scancode> :)
<Deozaan> stop raping us all in the channel
<Metshrine> deo?
<Metshrine> thats not preaching my sexuality
<Metshrine> thats fulfilling my sexual desires
<Metshrine> ;-)
<Metshrine> plus, you never say no
<Metshrine> so....
<Deozaan> keep your sexuality to yourself!
<Metshrine> make what you will of that
<Deozaan> You don't ask me first.
<scancode> Let's all buy Metshrine an inflatable doll.
<Deozaan> You just...
<Deozaan> do it.
<Deozaan> :(
<Deozaan> :<
<Metshrine> I always make the people who come to my door with copies of "The watchtower" sit through my 20 minute speech on why I believe in the flying spaghetti monster
<Deozaan> I feel so violated!
<Deozaan> Do you really?
<Metshrine> yes
<Metshrine> every time
<scancode> Metshrine, I WANT A COPY OF THAT SPEECH
<scancode> NOW!@
<Metshrine> I am working on a video version
<Deozaan> Me too.
<Metshrine> myw ife is helping
<Metshrine> we tell them, if you can sit through my presentation, I will listen to yours
<Metshrine> and I do
<Deozaan> I need to find a copy of the watchtower so I can deliver it to your house and hear the speech
<Metshrine> if they last, I listen
<Metshrine> to every word
<scancode> note: not all Jehovah's Witnesses are tards, or try to preach on you.
<Metshrine> I know
<Metshrine> but it's when they OFFER to tell me more
<Deozaan> Note: Not all Christians are tards, or try to preach to you.
<Metshrine> that I say listen to my speech first
<Deozaan> Note: Not all Muslims are terrorists, or try to blow you up.
<scancode> ROFL
<Metshrine> deozaan: but all it takes is most of them
<Deozaan> Note: Not all Jews are trying to rip you off, or deserve to be gassed.
<Metshrine> quote Eric Cartman
<scancode> Deozaan, assface, I spilled my coke!
<Metshrine> hahahaha
<Metshrine> ^5 deo
<Deozaan> Note: Not all blacks like fried chicken, or watermelons.
<Metshrine> Note: Not all asians make great calculators
<Deozaan> Note: Not all hispanics are lazy, or in gangs.
<scancode> Note: stop posting notes.
<Deozaan> Note: Note received. Ending notes.
<Metshrine> Note: Not all people named deozaan's are hiding "in the closet"
<scancode> note: 's is completely unnecessary
<Metshrine> eat a dick
<Deozaan> Haha
<Deozaan> love it.
<Deozaan> An Argentinian correcting an American on his English.

Safe USB Sex

2009-03-07T21:15:00.001-05:00

<scancode> http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.11747
<scancode> WHO on its sane mind would allow something with an USB port on a side 'massage' a random body part... I mean, some computers give a lovely electrical shock via USB ports ;-)
<Deozaan> That's why you use a rubber.
<Deozaan> Rubber = not conducive to electricity
<scancode> I find the fact that that's under "USB Gadgets" DEEPLY disturbing.
<Deozaan> Practice safe USB sex! Use a rubber.

Getting your wireless to work with Linux

2009-02-25T12:46:00.001-05:00

<_Ehtyar> wow
<_Ehtyar> linux is just plain embarassing when it comes to wireless
<_Ehtyar> go compile this driver
<_Ehtyar> now add this to this config and reboot
<_Ehtyar> that didn't work?
<_Ehtyar> ok, add this to that config file
<_Ehtyar> oh and your 32 character network key needs to be written in hex
<_Ehtyar> oh that didn't work? try prefixing the string with s:
<_Ehtyar> no good?
<_Ehtyar> ok, add this config to that file and reboot
<_Ehtyar> oh no wait, install this package and recompile/reinstall that driver
<_Ehtyar> now download this package and run it
<_Ehtyar> (hello dipshit, i have no internet)
<_Ehtyar> *sigh*
<_Ehtyar> *give up*
<_Ehtyar> </rant>
<_Ehtyar> i was actually pretty impressed up until that point
<_Ehtyar> ubuntu isn't half bad
<_Ehtyar> debian...*shudder*

Japanese is Difficult

2009-02-19T13:37:00.001-05:00

<ShotZ> Nihongo ga hanaseru youni narimasu youni. - I wish to be able to speak Japanese.
<MusicalMind> ShotZ: Get something that teaches it then :D
* ShotZ grins.
<ShotZ> I tried. It's not an easy language. I had an easier time learning C++.
* Michellette spits coffee
* ShotZ offers a napkin.
<Michellette> such a gentleman
* ShotZ grins.

I remember working with real code

2009-02-04T02:10:00.001-05:00

<app103> WB muppet1 <muppet1> if the batch file I made on my work pc was tangible, it would be worn out from me petting & cuddling it. I love code like other ppl love kittens

<muppet1> ah i remember working with real code
<muppet1> code that worked
<muppet1> those were the days
<muppet1> now i am tortured by microsoft
<muppet1> a spaghetti code topped off with a house of cards
<muppet1> m$ access is not friend
<muppet1> i miss my cuddly batch file
<muppet1> i am going to go drown my sorrow in macros
<scancode> M$ Access is TEH SHIT
<muppet1> minus the
<scancode> nope
<muppet1> yep
<scancode> ppl think they can code full-blown commercial systems on it
<scancode> thus giving me some work to do :D
<muppet1> mhm
<muppet1> THEY THINK
<muppet1> it is a teaching tool
<muppet1> not business tool
<muppet1> it is a business bane
<muppet1> my bane
<scancode> /s/think/assume
<scancode> access is great for making frontends
<muppet1> i should have warm feelings for it because i really love my job. i have my own office. live comfortably... i was shocked when they gave me a raise. i felt guilty taking it
<muppet1> yes it is good for front ends
<muppet1> they don't give me write privileges on sql, oracle, or any thing that would be a suitable place for data
<scancode> lol
<muppet1> so the data stays in the jet engine
<scancode> mount a tiny mysql or something
<muppet1> as the birds their opinion on jet engine
<muppet1> the way the network is set up, that isn't likely to happen
<muppet1> hey have critical systems they protect like diamonds
<muppet1> i got a "daily security audit report" because the TECH used my login to fix an issue on my pc
<muppet1> so they gave me a 'warning' and demanded i change it immediately
<muppet1> i wanted to listen to music from a usb... the security system had a stroke. "what are you doing with that? you can't have that here. all information here is protected by law..............................................blah ......................................blah
<scancode> lol

C++ is Comparable to...

2009-02-02T02:44:00.001-05:00

<prohacker69> hey
<prohacker69> the css hack isn't working for me
<Misao-chan> This isn't a hack channel, get the fuck out you stupid troll.
<prohacker69> is anyone here?
<Shahid> synchronised(mutex) { ... } :)
<Shahid> just wraps it in a pthread_mutex_lock/unlock but i like the syntax
<Misao-chan> You should set +R
<Misao-chan> >.>
<Shahid> maybe, but it's not a problem atm, unless cn28h thinks so
<Shahid> hardly anyone interested in C, i bet c++ is active
<C-o-r-E> #c++ we mainly talk about tentacle rape
<C-o-r-E> which is very much the style of the language
<Misao-chan> C++ is only semi-active <.<
<Misao-chan> Also, if programming in C++ is comparable to tentacle rape, then I wish I were a female anime character (IRC handle notwithstanding)

The Craigslist Game: Flare Face

2009-01-07T02:25:00.001-05:00

<Gunrunner_Gray> Behold, a freak of nature!
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/980491009.html
<yello_maniac> lol thought she said she loves lungs
<yello_maniac> the talk about having a huge heart tripped me up
<Gunrunner_Gray> This one I call
<Gunrunner_Gray> "Flare Face"
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/980415309.html
<PlasticYakuza> lolol
<yello_maniac> keep fighting the good fight
<Gunrunner_Gray> I dunno about this one...
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/980392600.html
<Gunrunner_Gray> I suppose I would, if there were no other options
<yello_maniac> lots of people haave three shades of hair.........
<yello_maniac> hey there you go gray
<yello_maniac> drawn to spanish and black men
<PlasticYakuza> harpoons
<Lappy486> man them
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> What the?
<Gunrunner_Gray> Well...
<yello_maniac> herman melville
<Gunrunner_Gray> I suppose I could hit that but that sounds like it would be work
<yello_maniac> there are workarounds
<yello_maniac> nevermind
<Gunrunner_Gray> This is the enemy of "Flare Face"
<yello_maniac> get them sons of bitches
<Gunrunner_Gray> I call her "No Flash"
<yello_maniac> when you cant do a picture, take a plaster cast
<PlasticYakuza> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/980336833.html
<Gunrunner_Gray> Bitch needs to be humbled
<Gunrunner_Gray> And damn, the divorced women are out in droves
<yello_maniac> she looks like an old building
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Gunrunner_Gray> She claims that she's full of sarcasm and can see through games
<yello_maniac> my sarcasm is pretty thick at times
<yello_maniac> hard to miss
<yello_maniac> think i just had a seizure from the kyouran kazoku nikki OP
<Gunrunner_Gray> This is the evolved form of the "Flare Face"
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/w4m/979971562.html
<PlasticYakuza> I was curious so I found the op on youtube
<PlasticYakuza> I feel like I ate some acid
<PlasticYakuza> why was there a lion?
<yello_maniac> lol flare faceduku
<yello_maniac> evolved from flare face
<yello_maniac> looks like shes filtering for plankin
<yello_maniac> rub two thoughts and come up with a philosophy eh
<yello_maniac> the way of the grundle is tainted with soil and diet coke
<PlasticYakuza> harsh
<yello_maniac> be like those dipshits who lie on the grass of the quad playing hacky sack and talking about how the real stuff doesnt exist and smoking while drinking their latte
<yello_maniac> i bet she thinks that picture makes her seem "quirky" like meg ryan
<yello_maniac> or darma
* Tackey has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<yello_maniac> i mean it killed poor tackey
<yello_maniac> who knows what that face can do to a person
<PlasticYakuza> giftmas commercials need to stop
<yello_maniac> yea
<yello_maniac> along with those progressive insurance commercials
<yello_maniac> and the sham wow commercials
* Krishean has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
<yello_maniac> flare faceduku got krish now
<yello_maniac> lets get some hallucinagens and make an animated show and sell it to adult swim
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<yello_maniac> think if it has colors and sound they will play it
<yello_maniac> regardless of talent
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/979879506.html
<Gunrunner_Gray> But 12oz Mouse was awesome
<Gunrunner_Gray> This one...
<Gunrunner_Gray> I don't know
<PlasticYakuza> wtf is with the shamwow guy?
<yello_maniac> lol i think i dont fit the specs on that last one gray
<PlasticYakuza> he looks like a crackhead that got beat up the day before
<yello_maniac> im just about 5'10", have brown eyes and my sense of humor is "questionable"
<PlasticYakuza> he is all cracked out and one of his eyes are swoll
<yello_maniac> thats what drugs do to you
<yello_maniac> make you sell shitty stuff
<yello_maniac> on tv
<yello_maniac> apparenlty
<yello_maniac> grundle masher university
<PlasticYakuza> crotch rot
<yello_maniac> oh and dispite menchis fantasy world, im not white
<Gunrunner_Gray> ShamWow
<yello_maniac> that should get some time on Plante Earth
<Gunrunner_Gray> I forgot the name of the other product
<Gunrunner_Gray> It's some sort of slicer
<yello_maniac> hmm
<PlasticYakuza> the knife set?
<yello_maniac> oh yea i forgot about that one
<PlasticYakuza> which oen are the progressive commercials?
<PlasticYakuza> are those with flo?
<yello_maniac> yeah
<PlasticYakuza> I want to put it in flo's butt
<Gunrunner_Gray> We all do
<Gunrunner_Gray> Hmm, that could work as a topic
<yello_maniac> so long as its done quietly and with that fucking kazoo
<yello_maniac> without
<PlasticYakuza> lol
<yello_maniac> no fucking kazoo
* Gunrunner_Gray has changed the topic to: Welcome to Quack Experimental Chat Channel [AY] - STUFF!: http://animeyakuza.edwardk.info/ - No fat chicks | Furthering your ruination since 2004! | Dutch Rudders all round! | Put it in Flo's butt | FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! | Tim Allen Is Dildos
<yello_maniac> ass ramming without the kazoo and stupid jokes is acceptable
<yello_maniac> rofl
<yello_maniac> you just made america's deductibles rise
<PlasticYakuza> lololol
<PlasticYakuza> I need the Superjail opening theme
<yello_maniac> and i need some dry shorts
<yello_maniac> damn flare face senior is still in my browser and i just looked at it
<yello_maniac> temperpedic matress: "soft where you want it and firm where you need it"
<Gunrunner_Gray> Yello, this is the worst of them all:
<Gunrunner_Gray> I call this one
<Gunrunner_Gray> Tan Radiation
<Gunrunner_Gray> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/w4m/979133445.html
<PlasticYakuza> fuck
<PlasticYakuza> the goggles
<PlasticYakuza> nothing
<yello_maniac> lol
* Gunrunner_Gray face melts off
<yello_maniac> fucking gingerbread man

Idea Explosionifier

2008-12-18T23:13:00.001-05:00

<mouser> please make a NANY 2009 web service, even just a tiny one!!
<Allen> I would love to, but I don't have an idea!
<mouser> lets think of one for you
<Allen> The thing is, you aren't good at coming up with Tiny ideas.
<mouser> :(...
<mouser> my ideas are like those sponge capsule animals
<mouser> they start tiny
<mouser> and explode
<Allen> It's true.
<mouser> before they even leave my mouth
<mouser> my idea explosionifier kicks in
<Allen> You should have an identity change. Become "Spong Capsule Laying Bird"
<mouser> maybe dc needs a more unique mascot
<mouser> cody with a coin in his mouth
<mouser> and some cds coming out of his rump
<mouser> standing on a computer keyboard
<mouser> with a stovepipe hat
<mouser> and a monacle
<Allen> Maybe sponge capsules. CD's would *hurt*. He'd need a blood trail. And anal ointment.
<Allen> Monacles are always good.
<EhtyarWRK> (13:10:37) <Allen> The thing is, you aren't good at coming up with Tiny ideas. <-- ROFL
<Allen> It's true!
<EhtyarWRK> omg
<EhtyarWRK> so much funnyness
<Allen> I can't count how many times he and I have brainstormed on initially simple ideas, only to have them explode to un-codable proportions.
<EhtyarWRK> three quotes worth easy
<EhtyarWRK> so alllen
<EhtyarWRK> how come i don't see you?
<EhtyarWRK> r u like joto and have an hour a day?
<Allen> I wish I had a good excuse.
<Allen> Really, I'm just awful in communities--offline and off.
<Allen> I tend to get excited, then somehow slip off into lurkerdom for no good reason.
<mouser> lets think up an idea for allen!!
<Allen> Silence ensues.
<EhtyarWRK> im eating
<EhtyarWRK> nomnomnom

JavaScript: Not always what you expect

2008-12-07T23:48:00.001-05:00

<Krishean> i found out something about arrays not too long ago
<Krishean> if you pass an array as an argument it only passes a reference to the array
<Krishean> as a function argument
<Krishean> hold on i'll get a example
<Krishean> function change(a){a[0]=2;}function main(){var a=[1];change(a);alert(a[0]);}main();
<Krishean> run that code and figure out wtf its doing
<app> not now ...i am busy being lazy
<hollow87> yo
<Krishean> heya hollow
<hollow87> sup
<Krishean> function change(a){a[0]=a[0].split('').reverse().join('');}
<Krishean> var arr=new Array();
<Krishean> arr[0]='doof';
<Krishean> change(arr);
<Krishean> alert(arr[0]);
<Krishean> thats a little more fun
<Krishean> not much
<Krishean> trying to teach an old app new tricks
<Krishean> 'doof' -> [???] -> 'food'
<Krishean> function obama(a){a[0]=a[0].split('').reverse().join('');} // its change, but not as you may expect
<Gunrunner_Gray> lol
<Krishean> its life jim, but not as we know it
<Krishean> gray have you learned any js?
<Gunrunner_Gray> Nope, not yet
<Krishean> huh
<Krishean> i'd think by being around me long enough it would catch like a bad case of the flu

A Voting Fraud Report from Virginia

2008-11-04T09:31:00.003-05:00

I received the following IM message from a friend that lives in Virginia.

If you have heard anything similar, DO NOT BELIEVE IT!

Today is the only day to vote. Tomorrow is too late and the polls will be closed and you will not have a chance to vote and make yourself heard.

Don't listen to the lies! Go vote TODAY!

freon says (8:24 AM):
va is messed up.. there have been fliers going around saying that republicans vote today, democrats tomorrow..
freon says (8:24 AM):
rumor going around school the same thing...
freon says (8:25 AM):
now,, we get an email from the provost.. saying that election day is being moved back a day
freon says (8:25 AM):
and get another email about that the mail servers had been 'hacked'
freon says (8:25 AM):
lol
app says (8:25 AM):
BULLSHIT!
app says (8:25 AM):
you go vote
app says (8:25 AM):
today
freon says (8:25 AM):
oh.. i will.. dont worry.. i just found it funny
app says (8:25 AM):
it's not funny at all
freon says (8:26 AM):
well that is true, it isn't funny, but just the mass emails from the provost lately is funny
freon says (8:26 AM):
cause there was a concern with alot of students missing classes because of election day...
freon says (8:27 AM):
im taking off of work 2 hrs early.. so i can drive an hour to vote
freon says (8:28 AM):
still doing last minute research on the candidates

Nightmares

2008-11-03T08:15:00.002-05:00

Muppet says:
i had a nightmare
Muppet says:
the pc i built had smoke coming out of it
Muppet says:
the processor overheated and burned up
Muppet says:
i wonder if anyone dreams in code
Muppet says:
<dream> public static void instantiate nightmare... </dream>

Sun Tutorials Make Me Want to Smoke Pot

2008-10-20T01:02:00.002-04:00

<Zed> im watching this tutorial from sun and for some reason all i want to do is smoke pot
<Zed> i quit smoking years ago
<lem> hah
<lem> in articles about ZFS lots of people that the codebase is less than 10k lines
<Zed> hes talking about new fs's and fun things and im just like why arent i fucking high
<Zed> lem: Ive noticed that
<Zed> ZFS setup is very simple
<Zed> hes only probably passed in about 5 commands and already has a working zpool
<Zed> and fs
<Zed> and everythinge lse
<Zed> i need pot fuck this guy
<lem> heh interesting reaction to cool projects
<Zed> http://www.sun.com/software/media/flash/demo_zfs_learningcenter/segment1.html
<Zed> Does that make you want to start smoking pot?
<lem> can't say it does